Bigg Boss Season 6 : Alag Che!


Bigg Boss Season 6 : Alag Che!
Bigg Boss Season 6 : Alag Che!

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-Cruiser- IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 23 November 2011
Posts: 21614

Posted: 21 January 2013 at 3:18am | IP Logged

BIG BOSS: Yahaan Big Boss ki Paathshaala chal rahi hai! Rajeev, adhyaapak bane hue hain aur baaki sab unke vidyaarthi!Wink

Teacher Rajeev: Student Imam, Gandhi Jayanti ke baare me batao beta?Confused

Student Imam: Gandhi mast sollid aadmi thha Sir,  magar Maa-Kasam, apun nahi janta ki Jayanti ke sath uska kya lafda thha!Shocked

Teacher Rajeev: Which is your native place Sana?

Student Sana: Hyderabad Sir!-----KwinkLOL kwinkLOL

Teacher Rajeev: Excellent Sana! Can you spell it please?

Student SANA: Sorry, Sorry Sorry! ----It is Goa actually!---- Gee-A-O ---------KwinkLOL kwinkLOL kwinkLOL kwinkLOL KHRONKKKPig!


Teacher Rajeev: "Sana, what is the outside of a tree called?"

Student Sana: "I don't know Sir."Shocked

Teacher Rajeev: "Bark, Sana, bark."Confused

Sana:  Ohh, "Bhow, Bhow, Bhow!-------kwinkLOL  kwinkLOL khronkkPig! KhronkkPig!

Teacher Rajeev: Imam beta, TAMSO MAA, JYOTIR GAMAYA" shlok ka kya arth hai?Geek

Imam Student: Teacher Ji, is shlok ka arthh hai,"Tum so jaao Maa, Main Jyoti ke pass----Gamaya--Gamaya...Chala gaya...naheen-naheen--- ja raha hoon--jaa raha hoon! Shocked

Teacher Rajeev : What is the chemical formula for water Student Urvashi?

Student Urvashi : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

Teacher Rajeev : Ye kya bol rahi ho Student Urvashi?
Student Urvashi (loud angry, hoarse voice) : AngryAREY-----Aap hi ne toh kal bola thha water ka formula is  H to O! AAJ BADAL GAYA KYA?Angry

TEACHER RAJEEV : Student Niketan, go to the map and find North America.

Student Niketan : Here it is! This is North America! Smile

TEACHER RAJEEV : Excellent. ---------Now, class, who discovered America?

Student Sana & Student Imam together : Niketan discovered America Sir!

TEACHER RAJEEV : Imam, how do you spell "crocodile"?

Imam : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

Teacher Rajeev : No, that's wrong

Imam : Oh Hello----Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it and thats how I spell it...OK BYEE---OK BYEEE----!

Teacher Rajeev: Imam,aap badtameezi...

IMAM: OK ByeeeWink

TEACHER RAJEEV: Apni Hudd mein raho Imam...Angry

IMAM (Starts tapping his cheek with his index finger)!: TIME OUT...TIME OUT!Silly

*Jokes on net...merely originality there!LOL

Edited by -Cruiser- - 22 January 2013 at 6:56am

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cinnamon IF-Stunnerz

Joined: 04 November 2012
Posts: 29264

Posted: 21 January 2013 at 3:47am | IP Logged
Student Sana: Hyderabad Sir!KwinkLOL kwinkLOL 
Student SANA: Sorry, Sorry Sorry! It is Goa actually! Gee-A-O KwinkLOL kwinkLOLkwinkLOL kwinkLOL KHRONKKKPig!
Sana:  Ohh, "Bhow, Bhow, Bhow!'kwinkLOL  kwinkLOL khronkkPig! KhronkkPig!

well.. its not zero originality.. Wink
(iss laughter ka credit to hum aapko hi denge) Big smile

Edited by lovelygirly - 21 January 2013 at 4:01am

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-Carrie- IF-Rockerz

Joined: 03 June 2010
Posts: 7106

Posted: 21 January 2013 at 3:49am | IP Logged
One more. From Me:

Teacher Cruiser: Juhi, Bhopal Gas Kaand ke baare mein batao.

Student Juhi: "one eye closed" Mujhe kya pata? Main toh kaand karke bhaag gayi thi!

Ekdum original.Learnt from a Master CatWink
Mazaa aa gaya! Awesome as always!Clap

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.Mishh007. IF-Stunnerz

Joined: 05 July 2011
Posts: 27755

Posted: 21 January 2013 at 3:58am | IP Logged
dikh gaya tha cruiser ji ki puraane jokes hain...LOL.

but bade mast hai kasam se...!!ROFL

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jyothi- IF-Stunnerz

Joined: 25 September 2008
Posts: 32425

Posted: 21 January 2013 at 4:08am | IP Logged
Originally posted by ..Mishh007..

dikh gaya tha cruiser ji ki puraane jokes hain...LOL.

but bade mast hai kasam se...!!ROFL
Old is Gold.

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Shayu. IF-Rockerz

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Posts: 8172

Posted: 21 January 2013 at 4:16am | IP Logged

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alexstar IF-Rockerz

Joined: 26 October 2006
Posts: 7337

Posted: 21 January 2013 at 4:21am | IP Logged
Student ImamLOLLOL and  Sana is extremely funny as a dumboROFL

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CrazyDeeps IF-Stunnerz

Joined: 03 July 2012
Posts: 45403

Posted: 21 January 2013 at 4:24am | IP Logged

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