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I-Luv-Rashi

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Posted: 21 January 2013 at 2:22am | IP Logged

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Hey dear frndz I am opening this thread so come and enjoy with Jokes.

Edited by I-Luv-Rashi - 22 January 2013 at 9:24pm

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Posted: 21 January 2013 at 2:25am | IP Logged

omg lol

Loveee that jokeee

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I-Luv-Rashi

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Posted: 21 January 2013 at 2:29am | IP Logged

A Funny short man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny short man buys 2 cups of coffee.
? Funny Man : Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold.
? Wife : But why...
? Funny Man : They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.

Photo: ●► Joke Of The Day :) :)A Funny short man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny short man buys 2 cups of coffee.● Funny Man : Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold.● Wife : But why...● Funny Man : They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.

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I-Luv-Rashi

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Posted: 21 January 2013 at 2:48am | IP Logged

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me

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Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

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navyab

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Posted: 21 January 2013 at 2:50am | IP Logged

Im laughing at work ...imagining the scene where the husband wants to open the window

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anshfever

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Posted: 21 January 2013 at 3:47am | IP Logged

oy:"kaisi ho.. ??
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Girl:"fine.. :))
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Boy:"missing me.. ??
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Girl:- :p
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Boy:"yaar meri tabiyat kharab hai..
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Girl:- :O
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Boy:"aaj kaisa din guzra.. ??
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Girl:- ;)
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Boy:"busy ho.. ??
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Girl:"umhm B-)
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Boy:"Koi paas hai.. ??
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Girl:"kaha na nahi..:)
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Boy:"To pagal ki bacchi muh se kuch bol bhi,
apne Baap ki shaklay q send
kar rahi hai..

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I-Luv-Rashi

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Posted: 21 January 2013 at 4:25am | IP Logged

Originally posted by jeanniefan

oy:"kaisi ho.. ??
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Girl:"fine.. :))
.
Boy:"missing me.. ??
.
Girl:- :p
.
Boy:"yaar meri tabiyat kharab hai..
.
Girl:- :O
.
Boy:"aaj kaisa din guzra.. ??
.
Girl:- ;)
.
Boy:"busy ho.. ??
.
Girl:"umhm B-)
.
Boy:"Koi paas hai.. ??
.
Girl:"kaha na nahi..:)
.
.
Boy:"To pagal ki bacchi muh se kuch bol bhi,
apne Baap ki shaklay q send
kar rahi hai..

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Saisuder139

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Posted: 21 January 2013 at 4:55am | IP Logged

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts.

"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

He looks at her and says, angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine."

Then his wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."

To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine."

She says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break."

"I'm not a darn carpenter and I don't fix steps," He says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"I've had enough of you," he said, "I'm going to the bar!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks a few. Soon he starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home.

As he walks up to the house he notices that the steps are already fixed.

As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working.

As he goes to get a beer he notices the fridge door is fixed.

"Honey," he asks, "how did all this get fixed?"

She said, "Well, after you left I sat outside and cried. Then a nice young man came along and asked me what was wrong. I told him and he offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either give him our television or bake a cake."

The husband said, "So what kind of cake did you bake?"

She replied, "Hellooo... Do you see Betty Crocker Written on my forehead? I don't think so."

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