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Posted: 16 February 2013 at 5:13am | IP Logged
ROFLROFLROFL
awesome pooja..maine miss ki thi..next baar pls pm kaar dena
Balli73 Goldie
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Posted: 16 February 2013 at 7:16am | IP Logged
Good jokes.
Sare jokes mast hain.
Ye Mayank kahaan se aa gaya?
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Posted: 17 February 2013 at 12:55pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Am0n

Originally posted by poojaluvnbt


<font color="#003300"><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">Mohan or Navika kahi jaa rahe the Navika aage badh gayi Mohan piche reh gaya. tabhi Mayank aaya</font></font>

<p align="left"><font color="#003300">[B]<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">Mayank - lafz mere geet tere koi gazal sunau kya?
tabhi Mohan beech me aa gaya
Mohan - haath mere gaal tere kaan ke niche bajau kya?[
Sajay Renu me Larai ho gai Sajay bazar se zehar kharid ke laaya or kha liya per mara nahi bus beemar ho gaya. Renu - kitni baar kaha hi ki cheeje dekh ke kharida karo. dekha paise bhi barbad ho gaye or kaam bhi nahi hua. kisi kaam ke nahi ho tum*****************
good! Loved these two..!! ROFL Good Job
thanks

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Posted: 17 February 2013 at 12:59pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Am0n

Originally posted by poojaluvnbt

Hahahahahaha...ROFL
thanks yaar

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Posted: 17 February 2013 at 1:00pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by sona02

ROFLROFLROFL
awesome pooja..maine miss ki thi..next baar pls pm kaar dena
ok sona
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Posted: 22 February 2013 at 1:43am | IP Logged

Mohan ne Guru murga khan eki farmaish ki per sham ko dinner me use sabji mili.

Mohan – abe guru maine tumhse kaha than a ki aaj mujhe dinner me murga khana hai fir ye kya hai?

Guru – yahi to murga hai.

Mohan – ye murga hai…… accha iski tang kaha hai?

Guru – bhaiya murga langra tha.

Mohan – bahut purana joke hai. accha iska dil kaha hai?

Guru – iska dil to murgi le gayi.

Mohan – kya? Accha iska dimag wo kaha hai?

Guru – bhaiy murga shadi shuda tha fir iske pass dimag kaha se hota.

 ************

Rim – Papu jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahenge?

Mohan –kamina.

 **************

Dadu or bera kahi ja rahe the raaste me raat ho gati dono tent lga ke so gaye. Aadhi raat ke dadu ne beera ko uthaya or kaha.

Dadu – upper dekh kya dikh raha hai?

Beera – aasmaan. Jisme itne saare tare hai or ek khubsurat chand bilkul mere mehboob jaisa.

Dadu – (gusse me) abe majnoo ki aulad ye tare dikh rahe hai matlab tent chori ho gaya hai.

 *****************

Beera to Mohan  - sir ji ye pyaar kaise hota hai?

Mohan – jab time khrab ho shani ki dasha chal rahi ho aap ka mangal bhari ho or bhagwan maze lene ke mood me ho tab pyaar ho jata hai.

 ************

Mohan megha dono me lrai ho gayi. Mohan use manane ki kosis kar rah tha. Megha ne kaha meri tarif me kuch kaho tab main manungi.

Mohan – tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya

             Yaar tumhari maa ne tumhe kitna complain pilaya.

 

Tabhi raddi aa gayi or mohan se apne liye kuch kehne ki farmaish karne lagi.

Mohan -  aapki husi ne saara jha hila diya

              Koma se jage mariz ko dara ke fir se sula diya.

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Rim – papu ummed se jayada ka koi example do na.

Mohan – haa…….. india me utne khoon nahi huye jitney CID ne case suljha liye hua na umed se jyada.

 ****************

Mohan kahi se aaya or Megha ko kiss kar liya. Megha ke kapro pe mitti lag gayi.

Megha – ye kya ye mitti kaha se laga ke aaye ho dekho to kapro me mitti lag gay.

Mohan – agar kuch accha karne me daag lagte hai to daag acche hai.

Megha ne use ek thapad maara.

Mohan – ab ye kya?

Megha – sidhi baat no bakwas,

 

 

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Posted: 22 February 2013 at 6:11am | IP Logged
ROFL n ROFL n ROFL

Sorry Pooja...cant choose 1 or 2 ...all of them is Super Hilarious ROFL

Meri Beera Majnu ki Aulad Cool ROFL
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Posted: 22 February 2013 at 6:24am | IP Logged

Mohan megha dono me lrai ho gayi. Mohan use manane ki kosis kar rah tha. Megha ne kaha meri tarif me kuch kaho tab main manungi.

Mohan – tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya

             Yaar tumhari maa ne tumhe kitna complain pilaya.

 

Tabhi raddi aa gayi or mohan se apne liye kuch kehne ki farmaish karne lagi.

Mohan -  aapki husi ne saara jha hila diya

              Koma se jage mariz ko dara ke fir se sula diya.



pooja yaar all r too good but 

this one pasted above is superb

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