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SwastikAshNi

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Posted: 22 February 2013 at 12:58pm | IP Logged

Pura jabardast hai Puja

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poojaluvnbt

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Posted: 23 February 2013 at 12:55am | IP Logged

Originally posted by Megher_Palok

ROFL

Sorry Pooja...cant choose 1 or 2 ...all of them is Super Hilarious ROFL

Meri Beera Majnu ki Aulad Cool

thanks peu

shivangi838

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Posted: 23 February 2013 at 9:16am | IP Logged

Rofl.

mohan-megha and beera- mohan were rocking. LOL

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Posted: 23 February 2013 at 9:55pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by Balli73

Good jokes.
Sare jokes mast hain.
Ye Mayank kahaan se aa gaya?

thanks

kunakshafan26

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Posted: 24 February 2013 at 1:46am | IP Logged

lol achhe hain

poojaluvnbt

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UPDATE

Raddi Mohan ke pass aake boli
Raddi - maine tumse bahut pyaar karti hoo. meri tarif me ek shayari sunao.
Mohan - aasmaan Jitna neela hai
                sunflower jitna pila hai
                paani jitna gila hai
                tumhare dimag ka nut usase jyada dheela hai
Raddi - ye mat sochna ki bhool jayenge
              Marne ke baad bhi tumko hi chahenge.
             agar jite ji tumhe raas na aaye to
             Mrne ke baad bhoot banke tumko darayenge.

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Tannu ne Aarti ko baar baar phone kiya per usne nahi uthaya. jab usne phone uthaya to tannu gusse se bola
Tannu - main kab se phone kar raha tha tum utha kyun nahi rahi thi?
Aarti - Tannu tum bhi na. tumne hi to kal naya ringtone dalwaya tha. main na usi ringtone pe dance kar rahi thi.
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Beera dance dekhne ke baad nashe me jhom raha tha.
dancer - humne aapko khush kar diya ab aap hume khush kar dijiye.
beera - thik hai to ab hum nachenge or tum daru piyo.
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Renu pehli baar palin me chadhi. usne pilot ko head phone lagaye dekha to chinane lagi.
Pilot - ye kya badtameezi hai?
Renu - lo ji ye bhi koi baat hui ticket to maine bhi liya hai na to gana tum akele akele sunoge ye to nainsafi hai na.
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guru- main roz roz khana bana bana ke thak gaya ho. kash khane ki koi aisi cheej hoti jo kabhi khatam nahi hoti.
Mohan - hai per tu use kisi ko khila nahi sakta.
guru - acha kaun si cheej.
Mohan - chuigum.
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Navi or Beera after marriage.
Navi - tum apnai cheeje sambhal ke nahi rakh sakte. aaj ke baad agar mujhe tumhari cheeje idhar udhar bikhri mili to main tumhe "Mera Sanam sabse pyaara hai" se "Mera Sanam sabse pyaara tha" bana dungi.
Beera - tum apne baal sambhal ke nahi rakh sakti. agar aaj ke baad mujhe khane me tumhare baal dikhai diye to main tumhe "Sajni" se "Gajni" bana dunga.

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RashamiFan

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Posted: 03 March 2013 at 5:30am | IP Logged

Awesome..cudn'ts stop laughing ROFL

shivangi838

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Posted: 03 March 2013 at 10:16am | IP Logged

lol too gud. navi beera awesome LOL

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