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EAREYE

@EAREYE

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Posted: 11 years ago

Mohan megha dono me lrai ho gayi. Mohan use manane ki kosis kar rah tha. Megha ne kaha meri tarif me kuch kaho tab main manungi.

Mohan – tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya

Yaar tumhari maa ne tumhe kitna complain pilaya.

Tabhi raddi aa gayi or mohan se apne liye kuch kehne ki farmaish karne lagi.

Mohan - aapki husi ne saara jha hila diya

Koma se jage mariz ko dara ke fir se sula diya.

pooja yaar all r too good but

this one pasted above is superb

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poojaluvnbt

@poojaluvnbt

IF-Stunnerz

Posted: 11 years ago

This content was originally posted by: Megher_Palok
🤣 n 🤣 n 🤣

Sorry Pooja...cant choose 1 or 2 ...all of them is Super Hilarious 🤣

Meri Beera Majnu ki Aulad 😎 🤣

thanks peu

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Shivangi Agarwal

@shivangi838

IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 11 years ago

Rofl.🤣 mohan-megha and beera- mohan were rocking.😆😉

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poojaluvnbt

@poojaluvnbt

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Posted: 11 years ago

This content was originally posted by: Balli73
Good jokes.
Sare jokes mast hain.
Ye Mayank kahaan se aa gaya?

thanks

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poojaluvnbt

@poojaluvnbt

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Posted: 11 years ago

UPDATE

Raddi Mohan ke pass aake boli
Raddi - maine tumse bahut pyaar karti hoo. meri tarif me ek shayari sunao.
Mohan - aasmaan Jitna neela hai
                sunflower jitna pila hai
                paani jitna gila hai
                tumhare dimag ka nut usase jyada dheela hai
Raddi - ye mat sochna ki bhool jayenge
              Marne ke baad bhi tumko hi chahenge.
             agar jite ji tumhe raas na aaye to
             Mrne ke baad bhoot banke tumko darayenge.

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Tannu ne Aarti ko baar baar phone kiya per usne nahi uthaya. jab usne phone uthaya to tannu gusse se bola
Tannu - main kab se phone kar raha tha tum utha kyun nahi rahi thi?
Aarti - Tannu tum bhi na. tumne hi to kal naya ringtone dalwaya tha. main na usi ringtone pe dance kar rahi thi.
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Beera dance dekhne ke baad nashe me jhom raha tha.
dancer - humne aapko khush kar diya ab aap hume khush kar dijiye.
beera - thik hai to ab hum nachenge or tum daru piyo.
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Renu pehli baar palin me chadhi. usne pilot ko head phone lagaye dekha to chinane lagi.
Pilot - ye kya badtameezi hai?
Renu - lo ji ye bhi koi baat hui ticket to maine bhi liya hai na to gana tum akele akele sunoge ye to nainsafi hai na.
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guru- main roz roz khana bana bana ke thak gaya ho. kash khane ki koi aisi cheej hoti jo kabhi khatam nahi hoti.
Mohan - hai per tu use kisi ko khila nahi sakta.
guru - acha kaun si cheej.
Mohan - chuigum.
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Navi or Beera after marriage.
Navi - tum apnai cheeje sambhal ke nahi rakh sakte. aaj ke baad agar mujhe tumhari cheeje idhar udhar bikhri mili to main tumhe "Mera Sanam sabse pyaara hai" se "Mera Sanam sabse pyaara tha" bana dungi.
Beera - tum apne baal sambhal ke nahi rakh sakti. agar aaj ke baad mujhe khane me tumhare baal dikhai diye to main tumhe "Sajni" se "Gajni" bana dunga.

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Nishmita Veer Mehra

@...Scarlet...

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 11 years ago

Awesome..cudn'ts stop laughing 🤣

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Shivangi Agarwal

@shivangi838

IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 11 years ago

lol too gud. navi beera awesome😆

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Bishal

@SwastikAshNi

IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 11 years ago

Hahahaha Renu kya faadu baat kahi Pilot ko aur Sajni se Gajni lol

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