NBT JOKE CORNER UPDATE PAGE 10 - Page 4

Beera - mujhse shadi karogi?

Navi - agar mujhse shadi karni hai to mujhe aise propose karo jaisa aaj tak kisi ne kisi ko nahi kiya ho.

Beera - churail manhoos apun ko tere se pyaar ho gaya hai. Mujhse shadi kakre mujhe tabah kar de nagin. Ab to haa kar de dayan.

 ********************

Renu - are Tannu tune ye naya mobile kab liya?

Tannu - liya nahi mummy apne dost ka uthaya hai. Wahi humesha kehta rehta tha ki tu mera phone nahi uthata, utha laya.

Renu - haay mera tannu kitna ismarat ho gaya hai.

 *********************

 Rim - papu koi story sunao na moral wali.

Mohna - moral wali... Haa ek ladke ne ek ladki ko phone kiya ladki ne phone nahi uthaya kyunki wo so rahi thi. Kuch der baad us ladki ne ladke ko phone kiya ladke ne phone nahi uthaya kyunki is baar wo so raha tha. Moral ye hai ki "Jaisi karni waisi bharni"

 **********************

Renu Tannu ke liye ladki dekhne gayi. Ladki use pasand aai.

Renu - je sab to thik hai bhai sahib ab ye batao ki shadi kab karni hai?

Ladki ki maa - abhi humari ladki padh rahi hai padhai khatam ho jayegi tab shadi karenge.

Renu - lo ji mera Tannu kya bandar hai jo aapki beti ki kitabe faar dega.

 *********************

Mohan kahi se aaya ghar me koi nahi tha.

Mohan - Megha ek kiss do na.

Megha - nahi.

Mohan - nayi sari dil dunga.

Megha - nahi.

Mohan - naye gehne dila dunga.

Megha - nahi.

Tabhi rim aai or mohan ko ek pappi de ke boli.

Rim - papu muje naye ghunghru dila dena.

 ********************

Renu - aye ji sunte ho chalo na hum kahi bahar ghumane chalte hai or car na main chalungi.

Sanjay - tum car chalaogi. Agar tum car chalogi to jayenge car me aayenge akhbar me.

 ******************

Beera to Mohan 

Beera - sir ji love marriage or arrange marriage dono ke baad problems to aati hai na fir dono me farak kya hai.

Mohan - fakar itna hai ki arrange marriage waisi hai jaise tum kahi jaa rahe ho or achanak tumhe saap ne kaat kiya. Lekin love marriage wo hai ki tum khud saap ke saamne naach naach ke kehte ho ki aaja kaat le kaat le.

 *****************

Beera or uska dost bahut ser se ek murgi ko dekh rahe the.

Beera - are yaar ye murga hai ki murgi kaise pata karenge.

Dost- are aap bhi na choti chto baato me pareshan ho jaate ho isko ek pathar utha ke marne ka agar bhaga to murga bhagi to murgi.