Na Bole Tum Na Maine Kuch Kaha Season 2
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NBT JOKE CORNER UPDATE PAGE 10

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Posted: 13 January 2013 at 6:50am | IP Logged

NBT team after 12 years. maine sweet lions se inspired hoke ye post banai hai.


Mohan Addu ko padha raha tha.

Mohan - Addu chal ise pura kar 900 chuhe khake billi... Chali.

Addu - 900 chuhe khake billi slow slow chali.

Mohan - abe shram nahi aati padhai ke naam pe mazak karta hai.

Addu - ye bhi maine tumhara dil rakhne ke liye keh diya hai warna 900 chuhe khake billi to kya billi ka baap bhi nahi chal sakta.

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Addu - spiderman college me rules bana hai agar 100% attendance nahi hui to exam me baithane nahi denge. Per roj college jane ka maan nahi karta kya karu?

Mohan - simple apne college me apni kisi classmate ko apni girlfriend bana le roj usase milne ke chakkar me 100% attendance ban jayegi.

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Navika scooty se kahi jaa rahi thi tabhi mayank bike se uske paas aaya

Mayank - kabhi bike chalai hai?

Navika apni scooty ke spped tej karke aage badh gayi.

Mayank fir uske paas aaya or pucha

Mayank - kabhi bike chalai hai.

Navika ne speed dheere kar di mayank aage jake bike se gir gaya.

Navika - or chala lo bike.

Mayank - are pagal wahi to puch raha tha ki agar bike chalai hai to bata de ki break kaise lagate hai tab to bataya nahi ab hus rahi hai.

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Addu - taai ji Oxfoard ka matlab kya hota hai?

Renu - je itni si baat nahi maaloom Ox matbal bail or foard matbal gari. To hua na oxford matlab bailgari.

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Mohan or Navika kahi jaa rahe the Navika aage badh gayi Mohan piche reh gaya. tabhi Mayank aaya

Mayank - lafz mere geet tere koi gazal sunau kya?

tabhi Mohan beech me aa gaya.

Mohan - haath mere gaal tere kaan ke niche bajau kya?

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Sajay Renu me Larai ho gai Sajay bazar se zehar kharid ke laaya or kha liya per mara nahi bus beemar ho gaya.

Renu - kitni baar kaha hi ki cheeje dekh ke kharida karo. dekha paise bhi barbad ho gaye or kaam bhi nahi hua. kisi kaam ke nahi ho tum

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Addu - Spiderman ye star plus ki jo tag line hai "Rishta wahi soch nayi" uska ek example do

Mohan - dekh hum ladke ladkiyo ko maal bulate hai maal matlab paisa, paisa matlab lakhshmi or ladkiya to ghar ki lakhshami hoti hai na to hua na rishta wahi soch nayi.


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Edited by poojaluvnbt - 03 March 2013 at 5:11am

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Sunna_Deewani IF-Stunnerz
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Posted: 13 January 2013 at 6:59am | IP Logged
Very funny, puja! I like the oxford one the mostLOL
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Posted: 13 January 2013 at 7:23am | IP Logged
 Awesome Puja, It's tooo hilariousROFLROFLROFL  I specially like 1st and last one...
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Posted: 13 January 2013 at 7:28am | IP Logged
Pooja really funnyROFL
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Posted: 13 January 2013 at 7:34am | IP Logged
Awesome and hilarious .. puja..
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Posted: 13 January 2013 at 7:35am | IP Logged
really funny poojROFL ROFL
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Posted: 13 January 2013 at 7:37am | IP Logged
Good ones PujaClap
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Posted: 13 January 2013 at 8:01am | IP Logged
lol...
funny

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