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"We Live To Eat"
The Perfect Recipe to Woo Harshad Chopda
Rasmalai, ladoo and chocolate cake
Full of sweetness and freshly baked
Creamy biscuits that melt in his mouth
That make him lick his lips and make us girls froth
Prem was always having an affair with the gulab jamuns and the parathas
That is why CV's kept separating him and Heer-or else there'd been a fracas
But that is nothing compared to his love for pani puri and uttapam
No wonder Kastur was always so glum
Piping hot paav bhaji, with the choiciest spices
Just like him when he goes toweliya on the masses
Give him the halwa and he'll forget that the camera exists
Give him ice-cream, and he might just give you a kiss!
Even when it's time for suhaag-raat, you can't separate him from his food
Because sandwiches and and undhiyo are more effective than doodh
And pulao and paan will always get him in the mood
Don't separate him from his bhutta or he'll go Raghupati Raja on you
And don't forget to give him apples too
Keep food ready for both before and after the shot
Because if it's not there, he'll finish you off!
They say that a man's stomach is the way to his heart
Don't worry if you can't cook, a bar of chocolate is the best way to start!
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