Originally posted by -Ridzzi-
If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends? I dont buy Barbies.
Why is Bannana Split called a Bannana Split?Don't worry. I call it Banana Skin.
Since there is a speed of light and a speed ofsound, is there a speed of smell?Hogi. Zaroor hogi.
The Scare crow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?Tata.
What do chickens think we taste like?Only they know.
What do people in China call their good plates?Ching Pong Chong.
What do sheep count when they can't sleep?They can't count.
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?Room.
What do you call a male ladybird?Ladybird.
What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?Scared twice?
What happens if you go on a survival course and you don't pass?No! I will pass.
What is the hokey pokey really all about?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?At you place. *Sorry*.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?No!
What is the speed of dark?No speed.
What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?No fruit. Artificial flavour.
What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders? What is cheese shredders?
What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?No sound.
What's the synonym for thesaurus?See FT's answer. Mere zehen say nikal gaya.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?Ridzzz...
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?It is still there but you can't see..
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?I told them.
Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?From Springs.
Where is Old Zealand?In New Zealand.
Which is the other side of the street?Street.
Who killed the Dead Sea?Me.
Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"Mujhe kya pata... Mainey thodi khola hai.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"FT.
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?Kya Fazool Questions hain.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' tohave an 's' in it?Yours.
Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?Hmmm! Good question.
Why are cigarettes sold in petrol stations when smoking is prohibited there?Don't ask me. Ask them.
Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes?You can call them Dried grapes if you want. No one is stopping you.
Why are violets blue and not violet?Because they are Blue.
Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?[B]i'm not.
Ufff!!! Bekaar Questions.