Okies fine Ahsaan. Take Care.
So my set
[Yeh, probably, last from my side :)]
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why do we call it a 'drive-thru' if you have to stop the car to place your order?
Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year?
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?
If you're blind can you see your dreams?
Why are softballs hard?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does superman wear his underpants on top of his tights?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why do most cars have speedometers that go beyond the legal speed limit?
Why is Greenland called green if it is covered in white ice?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but chain the pens to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any trousers?
How is that cows eat green grass and produce white milk?
Why do people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter
side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Why is a professional who invests your money called a 'broker'?
What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them?
Why don't they have mouse flavoured cat food?
Why is rush hour so slow?
Why cant women put on makeup with their mouth closed?
Is a fly without wings called a walk?
Why do we say "spit up" when you actually spit down?
Why do we wear a 'pair' of shorts if we are just wearing one?
The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. Why study?
If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
Why is Bannana Split called a Bannana Split?
Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
What do you call a male ladybird?
What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?
What happens if you go on a survival course and you don't pass?
What is the hokey pokey really all about?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What is the speed of dark?
What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?
What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?
What's the synonym for thesaurus?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?
Where is Old Zealand?
Which is the other side of the street?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?
Why are cigarettes sold in petrol stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes?
Why are violets blue and not violet?
Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?
Why did the pot call the kettle black?
Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do flamingos stand on only one leg?
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why do pigs have curly tails?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it 'chilli' if it's hot?
Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
Why do they make scented toilet paper?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in
telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?
Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?
Why do you feet smell and your nose runs?
Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?
Why don't they call moustaches "mouthbrows?"
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes'why
can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If you could be any famous person who would you be and why?
What's been the best decision you've made in your life so far?
What's been the worst decision you've made in your life so far?
Have you ever had chicken pox?
How many remote controls do you have in your house?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Have you ever had anything published?
Do you watch the news on TV?
Do you read a daily newspaper?
Which would you rather have if you had to, a broken leg or a broken arm?
How fast do you type?
What's the largest amount of money you've spent in one spree?
What's the largest amount of money you've ever won?
Do you know any magic tricks?
Have you ever needed an eye test?
Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls?
What's the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest window?
Do you have any questions or queries about things you're just to scared or embarrassed to ask anyone about?
Are you the kind of friend you'd want to have as a friend yourself?
You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the
side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time
you're fired. Do you save the dog?
What was the last thing to make you feel angry?
What was the last thing to make you feel happy?
Do you say "Zee" or "Zed" to describe the letter Z?
Have you ever gotten lost trying to get somewhere?
How many piercing do you have? if any..
Are you a giver or a receiver?
Do you have any enemies?
On a scale of 1-10 (with 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest)'''
1. How happy would you say you are?
2. How smart would you say you are?
3. How funny would you say you are?
4. How devious would you say you are?
5. How awesome would you say you are?
6. How devilish would you say you are?
7. How nice/caring would you say you are?
8. How annoying would you say you are?
9. How polite would you say you are?
10. How attractive would you say you are?
11. How good of a friend would you say that you are?
12. How honest do you think that you are?
13. How friendly do you think that you are?
14. How organized do you think that you are?
15. How lazy do you think that you are?
Are you scared of needles?
Other then chocolate, what's your fav ice-cream flavour?
What are your 3 favourite internet sites?
What's your favourite farmyard animal?
What was the last thing you ate?
What's your favourite Nursery Rhyme?
Do you have any old friend's who wish you could meet up with again?
What song would you say best sums you up?
Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done?
Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn't?
If you were a fashion designer, what style of clothing or accessories would you design?
Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything?
Where were you born?
What is your favorite thing about the city that you live in?
Do you drive? Is yes, what kind of car do you have?
How many times have you dropped your cell phone?
What makes you laugh the most?
The last movie that you watched?
Do you like to workout?
What is your favorite song?
Where did you visit during your last holidays?
Is the glass half empty or half full?
Do you have any piercing? How many?
Are you a morning person?
What came first the chicken or egg?
What is most important to you in life?
The last gift that you received and from whom?
Your favorite time of the day?
What is your mood right now?
Would you rather have a million dollars or instant fame?
Type of music that you dislike the most?
Orange or Apple juice?
Coke or Pepsi?
Do you have any pets?
What is the last book that you read?
Do you believe in luck?
Do you believe in karma?
Do you consider yourself a nice person?
Do you consider yourself a honest person?
Do you enjoy challenges?
Are you smiling?
When did you last eat pizza?
Are you tired right now?
The last spoken words that you heard?
Who was the last person that called you?
Who did you receive your last text message from?
Do you believe that dreams come true?
Last song you heard?
What was the last thing you ate?
What were you doing before answering these questions?
What is the closest item near you that is blue?
Do you prefer living in the big city or the country?
How many Indian shows do you watch?
Do you watch any Balaji shows?
Fav type of book to read?
Fav type of show to watch?
When you go to the movies, do you get popcorn?
What annoys you the most?
Do you enjoy shopping?
How did you spend your last summer?
What did you do on your last birthday?
Who was the first person to wish you on your last birthday?
Are you short or tall?
Have you even blown out all the candles on your birthday cake in just one breath?
Ever walked into a wall?
Ever walked into the wrong washroom?
Where was the last wedding that you attended? And whose was it?
If your printer also a scanner?
How many movies do you think that you watch within a year?
The last person that you shopped for?
You cant live without-
who knows your secrets-
you are mad about-
you run after-
you get irritated by-
You would give up everything for-
Who's your idol?
What's your dream goal?
what's the thing you regret doing most?
What's your philosophy of life?
friendship according to u is-
what do u usually wear at home?
what do u usually wear while out shopping?
how is ur hairstyle? describe it.
do you have a fetish for anything?
what type of shoes do u wear at home?
what type of shoes do u wear while out shopping?
how do u spend your free time apart from watching tv, internet?
what books do you read?
what magazines do you read?
do you watch movies? if yes which is ur favorite movie?
favorite hollywood and bollywood actor and actress?
what accessories do u like wearing?
do you wear perfume?
when out shopping what kind of shop do u first head to?
do u shop as per need or are u a shopaholic?
designer wear or fashion street?
how do people describe you?
how would you want to be described?
are you slim or plump?
are you short or tall?
describe a typical day in your life on a weekday.
describe a typical day in your life on a holiday.
which is ur favorite season and why?
veggie or non-veg? out of choice?
do you drive? what?
what would you like to achieve in life by the time you retire?
how many siblings do you have? elder? younger? married?
some school related questions...
how many schools did u change in ur childhood?
what were ur fave subjects in school?
were u the bookworm or the naughty one in school?
for which quality did ur teachers like you?
any sweet childhood memory from school?
what were ur subjects in +2?
what were ur subjects in graduation?
what phase of ur education did u like the best ie school/+2/graduation or pg and why?
were u ever bullied as a kid? how did u deal with it?
from age did ur mother let u go alone to school?
were u in the same school as ur siblings?
favorite subject in school?
any sweet memory of ur school days?
any sweet memory of ur graduation days?
any special memory from ur childhood not related to school?
1) Your first crush at what age
2) Do you wear spectacles?
3) Which is your fav. Indian dish?
4) Your fav. holiday destination?
5) Have you ever been to India?
6) Name one character you love the most inSBS
7) Your fav. TV actor n actress...and same for Bollywood/Hollywood ?
8) Your fav. perfumes' brand?
9) Do you own a pet?
10) your unfilled desire and wish so far...
11} What is the one technical device you cant live without?
what is more important Love/ Money
Do you believe in ethical values.
Have you ever done plagiarism
Did any guy turned down your proposal in life...
do u prefer love one or arranged one
Have you ever dressed like boy
Do you like sleeping
which types of dream u get most of time romantic/horror/sweet
Have you ever tried alcohol chocolate
Have you ever tried Vodka
How much you spend monthly on shopping
Have you ever played at casino
whats ur favorite icecream flavor
is ur room clean or messy
Do you do household work
If you were in Toasty place then what would u have done...
do u like horror movies
if yes then which one is your favorite horror movie...
Have you watched any horror movie alone in night
If you ever get 1 million dollar by mistake will u refund it..
Till now how many crush you have
who is best guy or gal( P.S. gal will be wrong answer)
Do you believe in extra-matrial affairs...
Do you know full Indian anthem...
do you whole hindi alphabets like (a-z in english)
if yes then mention...
Have you ever got any accident while driving
Tell me oldest hindi serial that u remember u watched
First Hindi movie u watched
First English movie u watched
How many languages u know
If you are given license to kill one who would be that gr8 person(leaving me)
Define:-( in one line)
Do you like adventure stuff...
Your view on honor killing:-
In this forum which member u wanna talk most
Your view on live-in relationship
Tom & Jerry / Duck &Tales
RGV ki Aag / Kites/Raavan
Golmaal old one ( if you watched of amol palekar) /golmaal 1/golmaal 2/golmaal3
Hera Pheri/ Hungama
Cold coffee/ hot coffee
Saree/ salwar suit
Guyz in formals / casual
Do you like travelling...
If yes in one yr how much u travel often
Wen u angry at sme1 hw do u tease him/her?
Wch OS do u prefer Xp/Vista/W7?
At wat age did u start drivin?
Salman or Shahruk?
Which brand laptop u have
What is ur fav flower?
Do u like pets, if yes, plz specify d type of animal?
Are u an optimistic person?
What is d difference between being arrogant and being self confident?
How important is ur family in ur life and why?
Do u believe a persons class is determined by being very rich or havin good morals and values?
How would you describe humour?
aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire,
offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
If you could be any character in fiction, whom would you be?
If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?
If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time?
Edited by -Ridzzi- - 07 January 2013 at 1:38am