Fate-Mate Thread 9 - Page 7

spam karun ya pms chck karun? pms chk karun ya sojaun?

bas thora sa spam... chunna sa spam...munnna sa spam 😛

Originally posted by: Shona.Angel

spam karun ya pms chck karun? pms chk karun ya sojaun?

ummm...Spam kar lay amna 😉

Originally posted by: paaruu

aathehi kaam pe lag jao!!!

buhahahahaha Edited by ..SSNAIR.. - 11 years ago

Omg thread 9 ... Congrats god I need an update of fate_mate to end a lovely day so eagerly waiting for the update 😃

Originally posted by: ..SSNAIR..

guyz... read this

no gutter shutter thught...

A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,'m smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What's
3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many ques $ the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2 send the boy 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that 've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
M'am: I come in many sizes. When 'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
Boy:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!=)

Originally posted by: asmaali0987

Omg thread 9 ... Congrats god I need an update of fate_mate to end a lovely day so eagerly waiting for the update 😃

Originally posted by: Shona.Angel

itna lamba hai ye jo b hai main nahi parh rahi 😳

Originally posted by: rocking meenu

Chal jhoothi...😆