the way ekta talks to her actors

isha form rajev khandelwal yahoo group wrote this piece, it was too funny and i just had to post it here, i hope isha doesnt mind

How do telly actors talk to ekta…??
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> Ekta to abhay– u have to act father of 2 girls of ur age..
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> Abhay …..thinking…
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> Ekta – what are u thinking…?
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> Abhay - shall I bring my own wig or u'll provide..
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> ............................................................ ........
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> Ekta – I am there to think naa…
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> Ekta to Garv – u have to marry kumud..
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> Garv – o.k.
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> Ekta – then u'll divorce her ..
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> Garv ….thinking…………..o.k..
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> Ekta – then u'll marry kali..
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> Garv – o.k..
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> Ekta – and then…
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> Garv spontaneously…….. I'll divorce her…
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> Ekta – good….!!
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> ............................................................ ........
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>  Ekta to kumud – ur next scene – fight with kali..
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> Kumud – ok..but reason..?
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> Ekta – did I hear..REASON…
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> Ekta to Anurag – u have to grow old without prerna…
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> Anurag – no problems…..can we have apo*na back…???
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> Ekta – don't think much…it will bring u headache..
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> ............................................................ .......
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> Ekta to prerna – u have to produce one more child..
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> Prerna – whose……???
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> Ekta – hmmm…….anurag……..no already we have two…..lets go for
bajaj..!!
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> Prerna – o.k..!!
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> ............................................................ .......
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> Ekta to om aggarwal – u don't need to do anything in the serial…
parvati is enough…
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> Om – then what will I do..
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> Ekta – give her company…
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> ............................................................ ..
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> Ekta to shruti – u have to marry again..
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> Shruti – whom….??
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> Ekta – let me think…
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> ........................................................
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> Ekta – u hav to howl again....
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> Tulsi – cool.....now i am quite trained in that....
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> ..........................................................
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> Ekta to ezas – I have to spoil rajeev's repu..
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> Ezas – lets do it together…
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> .........................................................
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> Ekta to CG – u'll have one more wife..
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> CG – legal or illegal..??
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> Ekta – that's none of ur business..
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> Ekta to aman – u'll be missing today ..
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> Aman – and tomorrow…?
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> Ekta – hmm.…….2morroow too..
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> ...................................................
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> Ekta to piyush – u'll die in kahiin to…
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> Piyush – o.k.
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> Ekta – and then in kyonki too…
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> Ekta to shabbir – u have to promote my film..
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> Shabbir – no need to say dear…didn't I promote ur last flop…
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> ............................................................ ....
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> Ekta to karan – u have to step up in an older generation..
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> Karan – father or grandfather…
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> Ekta – hmmm…lets take father first..and then I'll see..
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> ............................................................ .....
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> Ekta to angad – keep ur mouth shut in the serial ..
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> Angad – whats the logic...???
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> Ekta – did i hear logic...
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> ............................................................ .......
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> Ekta to kripa – keep shouting…
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> Kripa – daily..??
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> Ekta – ofcourse..!!!
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> And finally ……
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> Ekta to her unit members – where all my characters have gone..??
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> Members – mental asylum..
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> Ekta – why..?? did they use their mind that much…??
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> Member – no..
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> Ekta – then why..??
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> Member – well !!! for not using that AT ALL…
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> That's all guys..all I wanna say is these L.S characters follow
that cruel aatma like anything without using their own top floor…
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> That's it…… Grateful to all who took the pain of reading the
crap..!!
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> Lov
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> Ishq
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Edited by shrutibali - 18 years ago

wooooooooooow superb, awesome, bst, excel, fantastic, marvellous hmmmmmm😆

keep posting such funny articles as it iz badly needed now a days in kth forum

is it true .i think not

fahad

Shruti give my thanks to Isha....... This was just tooo good. From the morning after I talked to my friend and visited the forum to find these rubbish posts.......... my mood was really very bad. Waheeda myself and some of our friends went off for a ride in the afternoon. But even that did not help me. But this ............. it has finally made me laugh and tell you laughed a lot........... all of here. Infact still laughing as two of my friends are just now enacting the dialogues............

 

its toooo gud n gret n many many more........

 wellllllllldone.... do keep it up👏

Fantastic ! awesome ! beautiful ! great ! superb !

really Wonderful !!!

ahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahah

very funny !

it made my day ! hehehheh

after all sad emotions.

i am glad u guys liked it, i thought this wud cheer u guys up and i was right

Originally posted by: Samita Dutta

   Yeh mail to ekta ko bhej deni chahiye.

Done.................. Have sent it........... Let them also enjoy............

 

its osam shrutibali. THANKS for making us laugh after crying from two weeks  THANKS ONCE AGAIN😛