What Sanjay B. Jumani & Navin Bajaj Should do!

Sanjay B Jumaani's numbers add up to 42, 4+2 is 6 and 666 is Satan's number in Bible!

This number 6 dictates the Vehshee Shaitaan that is concealed within Sanjay B. Jumaani and comes out with a Santosh Shukla kind of chamak on his face and eyes! 


Because of this satanic number ruling his mind and eyes, Sanjav B. Jumaani instead of looking into the eyes of his female clients, slips his gaze to one and a half to two feet lower than he ideally should be fixing his gaze level at and miscalculates the count to two where it should be one actually! This is why most of his calculations go wrong, especially when it comes to his female clients!

Sanjay B. Jumaani should take Numerologist Cruiser's advise, change his name to Sanjai B. Jumaaaniii! Thereafter, Numerologist Cruiser confidently predicts Sanjai B. Jumaaaniii will start accurately predicting Big Boss season winners! ...

Infact Numerologist Cruiser strongly recommends Sanjay to change his name immediately, wear a blue underwear and tweet the winner of BB-7 Ganda Chhe season to be Mrs. Roda Irani (Delu's mom) and also predict reasonable chances for Rohit Goradia...ooops, sorry...Rohit Bakshi in BB-8 Tucchha Chhe season!



As for Navin Bajaj, Pandit Cruiser has glanced at his Horoscope. His Shani is in Neech house and Rahu and Ketu are toying with tails of Soorya and Mangal in ucchh varg of his janam-patri! Pandit Cruiser is convinced 36 buffoons died, the day Navin Bajaj was born.

 Pandit Cruiser considered options of suggesting Sava Paanch Ratti Pukhraaj stone (Yellow sapphire on index finger, Sava Saat Ratti Cat's eye on Middle finger and a 3 carat diamond for ring finger to ward of Shaitaan Shani, Uddand Rahu, Dusht Ketu and Chanchal Mangal in his hopeless horoscope!

But Pandit Cruiser has realised Navin Bajaj would not have so much funds to buy these stones and also the fact that Pukhraj and Diamond have to be put in Gold rings.

Under the circumstances, Pandit Cruiser, strongly advises Navin Bajaj to quit dabbling in astrology, buy a 5000 rupee telescope with help of a Bank loan and start gazing at stars in the night!

With some luck, Navin Bajaj would actually be able to spot Mars and Jupiter sometimes!

** PS: Navin Bajaj took it very sportingly and I like him for that! Here is our tweet exchange:

@NavinBajaj Apreciate your being so sporting about it.  It was just for a smile, My respects!

Edited by -Cruiser- - 02 January 2013 at 7:11am

Man you are Howlarious.
Awesome post.

That Satanic look of Sanjay B Jumani horrifies me

Satan Jumani

 where do u get such ideas!!!! hahahahhaha!! crazzzyyy!

Jumani looks similar to that villain in the movie "Singham" 

Dear Bigg Boss & Colors TV, please do not promote such rubbish & nonsense things on national TV.

http://www.antisuperstition.org/

At the beginning of the 21st century and the new millennium, everyone is aware of the need to be able to think with an open mind and to lead a rational life. Maharashtra Andhashraddha Nirmoolan Samiti (MANS) or (Maharashtra Blind faith Eradication Committee) is a voluntary organization working through 200 branches located in rural and urban Maharashtra, Belgaum in Karnataka and Goa. It dose not receive foreign or government funding. It's a People's movement working solely on support of the people and for the people.

Maharashtra has a long legacy of rationalist social reformers who always took an objective and informed stand against superstition. The constitution of India has stipulated adoption of scientific outlook as one of the responsibilities of every Indian and has included it as a value to be inculcated through education. MANS has resolved to further this rational legacy through purposeful activities and programmes. This work can be characterized as follows:                                     

+To cultivate scientific attitude, scepticism, humanism and critical thinking among the people
+To oppose harmful superstitions, which exploit people.
+To cultivate rationalistic moral values, humanism and create a just society.
+To encourage constructive analysis of religious traditions and customs.
+To agitate against harmful superstitions and rituals and suggest useful alternatives to some.
+To help and work with other social reform organizations.



Edited by mahiya - 02 January 2013 at 2:52am

I want  to take an appointment for asto. but scared of numerologist cruiser... bhaiya aap se darr lagtha hai...  is neech house the BB HOUSE in any ways?....

Edited by -allizwell- - 02 January 2013 at 2:35am

Cruiser you are a legend in fun posts...
Try writing a fun novel...I am sure ull rock it...