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Hermione Granger
1.. Tell her the library burned down
2.Go on and on about how awesome Quidditch is.
3.Tell everyone she's dating Snape/Draco/Crabbe/Goyle
4.Rip up books in front of her
5.Have Hagrid make her babysit Grawp
6.Tell her Ron's going out with Draco
7.Tell her how sorry you are that Snape broke her heart. Say it in front of
Snape.
Harry Potter
1.Tell him he's related to Voldemort
2.Have Ginny dump him for Draco
3.Hide his glasses and broom
4.Ask him how Cedric is
5.Have Umbridge adopt him
6.Tell him Snape had an affair with Lily and Harry's really Snape's son instead of
James's
7.Draw a scar on your face, get big glasses, and walk around saying "I'm Harry
Potter!"
8. Use his broom to sweep the floor
9.Tell him he should get rid of his scar
Hagrid
1.Constantly comment on how big he is.
2.Whenever he gets near you, scream at him to please not fall on you.
3.Put him in a room with Professor Umbridge for an hour. (Note: This may drive him
to insanity.)
4.Make sure only Slytherins are in his Care of Magical Creatures class next
year.
5.Put bows in his beard
Ron Weasley
1.Paint his room maroon when he isn't looking.
2.Ask him if his nose gets in the way when he eats
3.Constantly yell that there are spiders in his hair
4.Tell him that 'Dean told Neville who told Parvati who told Lavender who told Seamus who told Angelina who told Fred who told George who told Alicia who told Oliver to tell Ginny to tell Micheal to tell Cho to tell Marietta to tell him to tell Harry that Rita Skeeters looking for him for his next photo shoot'...how annoying would that be??
5.Call him Won-won!
6.Tell him that Harry thinks of him as a slave
7.Call him a ginger
8.Pay Moaning Myrtle to pop up in his shower
Draco Malfoy
1.Call him Ferret Boy
2.Tell him he looks much better as a ferret than a human
3.Tell him that Harry/Ron/Hemione/all three are in love with him
4.Tell him Lucius and Narcissa aren't really his parents, and he's really a
muggle-born!
5.In a room full of people, put him under the Tarantallegra curse. (A curse that
makes a person dance constantly)
6.Have Harry, Ron, and Hemione wink at him every time he looks in their direction.
Make sure it looks like they're planning something. (OMG just imagine this!🤣)
7.When he's asleep, dye his hair and all his clothes red
Severus Snape
1.Sign him up to a Harry Potter fanclub. Make sure the fanclub sends
T-shirts/mugs/etc with Harry's face on them at least once a month
2.Send him bottles of shampoo every week
3.Tell him he and Mcgonagall are switching houses, and he's going to be the head
of Gryffindor
4.Hug him. Hug him again. Keep hugging him….
5.Have Harry, Ron, and Hermione follow him around everywhere. And I mean
EVERYWHERE.
6.Constantly compare him to the Marauders. Make sure they're always much better in
comparison to him.
Voldemort
1.Tell him all his Death Eaters have joined Harry Potter
2.Remind him constantly of all the times he's lost to Harry Potter
3.Paint all the Death Eater robes a pretty, pretty pink! With sparkles!
4.Make him dinner and after he eats it tell him it was his snake
5.Call him "Voldie." Ask everyone else to call him Voldie.
6.Tell him he'd look better with a scar and glasses
7. Remind him of all the fangirls that Harry Potter has and ask him if he has
any
8.Stun his snake and use it as a necklace
Lucius Malfoy
1.Replace his shampoo with pink hair dye
2.Tell him Draco's dating Harry Potter
3.Tell him Voldemort is turning good!
4.Tell him he's such a very nice man!!! Very, very nice!!! He can't ever be
mean!!! He fails at being mean!!!
5.Shave his head
6.Ask him if he has fleas
Umbridge
1.Offer to make her dinner and give her a plate of dead flies
2.Paint her room black when she's not looking
3.Take down all her pictures of cute kittens and put up pictures of rats and lots
of things with blood and gore
4.Have everyone tell her how great Harry Potter is
5.Send her a fake love letter from Hagrid
6.Tell her she should have made Fred and George prefects
Bellatrix Lestrange
1. Point behind her and say "hey look, it's Sirius!"
2.Tell her Snape's ideas are much better than hers
3.Call her crazy
4.Hug her
5. Ask her if she had fun in Azkaban
6.Go on and on about how awesome Snape and Sirius are
7. Deny she's loyal to Voldemort
..Annoy them at your own risk! 😈
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