Same day…night time…its about 7:45..raat ka waqt u see
Dk has changed from the red shirt to a maroon shirt…again first
three buttons are open…but he is still wearing his black pants….
...do I need to say more?
is standing with his back against the car…yes, his same old BMW ( jo
pichi baar gas na hone ki waje se beech mei ruk gayi thi!
arms folded….he is standing right outside the ladkiwala's farmhouse (
BTW mehendi ki rasam is over…so there is no noise coming from inside…)
Dk: (arms folded….searching for someone) ( to himself) Kaha reh
gayi??? ( frustrated, looks at his watch on his left wrist) Aadhe
ghante se intezaar kar raha hoo…aur yeh madam abhi tak nahi aayi! (
starts walking back and forth….) Yeh ladkiya tayyar hone mei itna waqt
kyun lagati hain???!!!
Dk: (stops walking….back against the car) Aaj to jo ho jaaye, kisi
bhi tarah se impression to jamma na hi hain! ( looks at his shirt…3
buttons are open) Kammal hain! Ladkiya to mere teen khule button se hi
bhigal jaati hain
…kabhi kabar to kuch
dhikane ki bhi zarurat nahi padti…mere chikni surat aur dole-shole (
muscles) dekh kar to ladkiya yuhi behosh ho jaati hain
getting upset) pata nahi is ladki ke peshe mei kaunse moti jude hue
hain…..mujhe pupiya –jhappiya dena to door…khadoos mujhe kabhi palat
kar bhi nahi dekhti
Then all of a sudden his naughty mind comes up with a naughty
naughty idea…and he untucks one side of his shirt…and starts
unbuttoning his shirt…
Dk: ( smiling…unbuttons his 6th button) Haan….yeh mere jaanlewa
biceps aur triceps kam kaam aayenge?….( looks at his naked chest
..haapy and excited) Ab kaha bach kar jaayegi??
streches and spreads his arms WIDE apart…so one could see his KILLING
naked chest…and then rests his strong, wide arms…on hi car…) (looks at
the sky) Ay uppar waale, aaj to koi setting kara hi do Bus!! Kuch aisa
chakkar chalao ke yeh ladki moom ki tarah bhigal jaaye…aur meri bahoon
mei aa gire!
( getting upset) Abhi tak
to kambaqt ….EK…aadhi si chummi bhi naseeb nahi huye…(looks at the
ground…shakes his head with a sad, sad expression) Mere to naseeb hi
bhutele hain! ( continues looking down ..and shaking his head…)
Beta….tera kuch nahi hone waala!
Dk is still shaking his head and looking down…when
Background music: Chan…. Chan…. Chan…( the sound of bangles)
DK immediately looks up to notice ……Disha in a black diamond see-thro saree…with a super sexy, short-short….mind u SHORT
sleeveless black blouse…black high heels, long black earings, matching
bangles and necklace… and a silver waist chain shining on her naked
stomach./waist area…her long, black hair is blowing. Looking minblowing!
Soniyehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….(lo l..my same old
background music..that I have used sooooo many times throughout this
His eyes POP OUT…and he literally FREEZES…while she walks towards him…ladak matake…
Background Music: Aaaja Soniyeh, aaja soniyeh…aaja soniyeh……aaaja soniyehhhhhhhhh
Disha is standing right in front of him! Dk's eyes are still popped out…he is constantly staring under the see thro saaree
…his big eyes focused on her stomach./waist…he is FROZEN
Disha: ( To herself…looking at dk's eyes) Ghur to aisa raha
hain…jaise isne pehle kabhi kisi ladki ko dekha hi nahi…(disha's eyes
then fall on his shirt…first 6 buttons are open…revealing his KILLINg
) ( to herself) Button to aise khule rakhe hain...jaise shirt ke
saath-saath khud bhi exbihtion mei khadha hoo!
Disha: ( a liitle embarrassed) Ah….aise kya dekh rahe ho?
Dk: ( eyes fixed on her shining waist chain….staring with complete
WONDER and AMAZEMENT) Tum kuch zarurat se zyada hi sexy jo lag rahi ho!
(his big naughty eyes are still glued on …exactky on her stomach/waist
….when disha realises where he is staring)
Disha: ( eyes wide…ghusse se laal..very very mad!..disgusted) Tum…tum…tum dekh kaha rahe ho?!?
Dk: ( who is still satring at her stomach/.waist./ waist chain…still with AMAZAMENT and SHOCK
)Tumhari saadi ke andar !
Disha; ( who just lost all her patience) What??????????????????????????????
Dk; ( quickly takes his eyes off her stomach) ( to himself) Oh shit! Shit shit shit! Shit shit shit!
Disha: ( ghusse se laal) HOW DARE YOU LOO…
( when Dk cuts her off)
Dk: ( scared to death….trying to explain) main such keh raha hoo,
mein waha nahi dekh raha tha
....main to sirf..( when disha cuts him
Disha: ( very verd MAD) Maine such kaha tha! All men are dogs!
All of…( when dk cuts her off)
Dk: ( Quickly) Tum galat soch rahi ho! ( grabs her right elbow..and
opens the car door with his left hand) Maine to kuch dekha hi nahi!
Main to kabhi kuch dekhta hi nahi ( saying this he makes her sit in the
car seat…while disha keeps blabbering) Main us type ka ladka hu hi
nahi! Maine to kuch dekha hi nahi!
( saying this he closes the car
door…and disha stops her blabbering)
Dk: Phew! ( walks towards the other side of the car … to himself)
Paap re !Jaan bachi to lakho paaye…warna yeh madam to mera kachumar hi
Dk opens the driver's door ( the right side of the car..in India,
driver's seat is on the right side..instead of the left…if I am not
wrong) and sits in the driver's seat..without looking at disha…he
starts the car…the car zooms off…
Inside the car, Disha is sitting with her arms folded..looking outside her window …as usual ghusse se laal…
Disha: ( to herself…looking out of the window) Kya samajhta kya hai
apna aap ko…main kya bewakoof hoo..? Mujhe sab pata hain ke who kaha
ghoor ghoor ke dekh raha tha! Saaari galti us pooja ki hain …. usse to
main dekh hi loongi! ( It was disha's friends who forced her to wear
this super sexy saari
Dk: ( looks at disha 4 a sec……and then concentrates on his driving)
( to himself)Paap re, baat baat mein ghussa! Ab isme meri kya galti
hain, maina kaha tha itni sexy saadi pehenkar mere saamne aaye…See-thro
saaree hain …to zahir hain andar jhaak kar to sabhi dekhenge!
at disha's waist again...) aur agar itna sexy figure hoo to kaun nahi
…( looks ahead…upset) maine thodha –bahut dekh kya liya…jaise
bahut bada gunna kiya hoo (
makes a face)
Disha: (to herself…wahi position….wahi ghussa) Sharam naam ki to
cheez hi nahi is besharam mein!…Khudki girlfriend hote hue bhi…ladkiyo
par doore maarne ki aadat nahi gayi laad sahib ki…
( looks at dk)
Besharam kahi ka!( looks out of the window again….arms folded)
It has been 2 minutes…but neither of them have said a word to each
other….koi "chu " bhi nahi kar raha….Dk keeps on drving…while disha
keeps on looking out of the window…cursing him….when Dk presses a
button on his car…and all of a sudden the radio sings " Teri kurti sexy
lagdi ve..kurti sexy…teri chunari sexy lagdi ve ..chunari sexy
Dk and disha immediately look at each other…disha…shocked- eyes
…while dk cracks up
…Disha get more mad…and turns off the radio! Dk
just laughs to himself and concentrates on his driving
Dk: (with his right index finger on the wheel…and his left hand
behind his head…his back resting against the seat….smiling with the
naughtiest expressions) Kya KAMAAAL ki saadi hain
…! Bahar se hi sab
kuch nazar aata hain to andar se to
……( he then stares at her
stomach/waist…) Such! Agar mujhe mooka milta to main to…
Just then disha's eyes fall on dk…and dk quickly takes his eyes
off of her waist and concentrates on her driving with a" Oh shit" type
of an expression!
Disha: ( who seems really MAD) Tum…tumhari himmat kasie huye mujhe is tarh ghoorne ki!
Dk: ( facing her…both hands on wheel) Arre kammal hain, maine kya kiya?
Disha: ( taana maarte hue) Haan haan tum to kabhi kuch nahi karte!
Mujhe sab pata ke tum kya kar rahe the aur kaha dekh rahe the! ( ghusse
se garam ..shows him her badi badi aankhien) Jhoot mat bolo tum!
Dk: Lo karlo baat…bhala main kyun tumhe dekhna laga…
pshhhhhhhhh( acting all "cool" ignores her..and looks ahead)
Disha: (shuts up…still very very mad…again looks out of the window ..arms folded)
Dk: ( to himself…looking at disha every now and then while driving)
Ab isme meri kya galti hain….itni sexy saadi hain….( looks at her
stomach/waist area…) ( breaths out) huhhhhhhhhhh….ab control karu bhi
( all of a sudden dk' eyes are glued on to her waist
again!..With his right hand on the wheel…and left hand on his
lap…looking at her see thro saaree…with mesmerization, thrist and
He keeps staring and staring at the see thro parts-
waist/stomach…when disha's eyes fall on dk…who is staring without
blinking once…Disha gets MADDD….
Disha: ( breaths out…ghusse mei) Hmph! ( extremely mad..shows him
her badi badi aankhien) How dare u…..tum kabse meri kam( when dk cuts
Dk: Arre main tumhari kamar ko nahi dekh raha tha!…(takes his left
hand- index finger and slips it under her waist chain
) Main to sirf
tumhari chain ko dekh raha tha! Kitni khoobsurat chain hain!
Disha: ( throws his hand off her waist) Who job hi ho…tum meri.
.(when dk cuts her off again)
Dk: Arre , main apni girlfriend ko ek aisi hi chain dena chahta
…( again slips his left hand-index finger under her chain…and
examines it a little closely…while he is driving
) ( smiling) Kaha se
Disha: ( again throws his hand off ) Mere boyfriend ne di! (if u
guys remember...they have lied to each other that they have a
Dk; ( bangs his left hand on the wheel….Jeaaaaalousssss
) ( to
himself)Us saale, che futye ko to main aisa dhuonga
Disha: ( to herself) Ho gayi na bolti band! Girlfriend! My foot!
Mujhe nahi lagta ke iski koi girlfriend bhi hain…waise bhi is besharam
ke saath kaun apna time waste karega
( makes a face- when u move your
lips to the left side )
Dk: ( to himself…..while concentrating on his driving) Saala! Kabhi
anghuti ( ring) deta hain to kabhi kamar ki chain…jewelary ke bahane
meri wali ko apne kabse mei kar raha hain! Lekin main haar mane walo
mei se nahi ho…akhir meri kanaka diamonds ki company kab kaam
..Bus ek baar who kamina mere saamne aajaye, usse to mein Mumbai
ki sadko par nagga ghoomaonga!
After 2 minutes
Disha: ( hesitant) Aa…hum kaha jaa rahe hain?
Dk: Restaurant..aur kaha?
Disha: Yeh to mujhe bhi pata hain!…lekin kaha.?
Dk: ( smiling)Jab jaayenge, tab tumhe khud pata chal jaayega!
Disha just raises her eyebrows…and then her eyes fall on his open, naked chest..and all of a sudden she freezes!
Dk: (immediately looks at her…smiling nautily) Kya dekh rahi hoo?
Disha; ( quickly takes her nazre off his chest and looks down…..to herself) Oh shit!
Disha: ( embarresed..puts her hair behind her right ear) aa..kuch nahi
Dk: ( gigando excited …with a big smile on his face..looks ahead)
Oye hoyeee…tera to jawab nahi…kho gayi na mere lajawab biceps aur
triceps dekh kar!
Bhay wah beta,..tera to koi jawab hi nahi! ( looks at
disha…with the biggest smile.) Bus ! Aaj to setting ho hi gayi samjho!
Oye ! Ab to ash hi ash. hain
And the car zooms off….
What happens at the dinner date..? setting hoti hain ya nahi?
Edited by Bombgirl4eva - 15 August 2005 at 9:58am