Scene 11
Dk and Disha are in Dk's Car..Btw, it's a BLACK BMW.( soory meine pehle
nahi bataya...uske kapdo mein itni masghoor ho gayi..ke uski car ke
baare mein batana to bhool hi gayi😆) Disha does not seem very happy..waise Dk kaafi excited lag raha hain😉. Dk starts teh car...and they zoom offfff...
Disha is sitting with her arms folded, looking outside her window...she looks quite MAD😆😆...
Dk: (to himself) Kaha se shuru karo...lagta hain meine aapko kahi dekha hain...nahi nahi..woh to dekha hi hain.😆...to
phir kya kahu?? kya kahuuuuu...ha..pehli baar koi khoobsurat ladki meri
car ki front seat par bethi hain...nahi .yeh kuch zyaada hi filmi ho
jaayega...to fir kya kahu..
Dk clears his thoat
Dk: Ah ahemmm😆😆
Disha: (continues looking out of teh window)(to herself) Oh god mein kaha fas gayi...
Dk: (trying to flirt) Ammm...waise aap swimming bahut accha karti hain...hum to aapke swimming ke bhi fan ho gaye..(laughs)
Disha: (without looking at him ) Ji ! (continues looking outside the window)
Dk:( to himself) Nutchadi!😆Yeh
ladkiya itni nutchadi kyun hoti hain...aise mu bhola ke bheti hain
jaise meine koi gunna kia ho...attitide to dekho maharani ka...
Disha: (to herself) Flirt! Ek
number ka flirt hain yeh...pata nahi pooja ko kya patti padha thi
isne...ab poore trip me...mera sir kha jaayega!😆
Dk: (to himself) (looks at
disha) Waise hain to lakho mein ek...(looks ahead) lekin jitni
khoosurat utni hi magroor....isse zyaada chidchidi ladki meine aaj takh
nahi dekhi...isse to duniya ki sabse badi nutchadi ladki ka award milna
chahiyeh 😆...kya samaj thi kya hain apne aap ko...kisi film ki herione! (makes a face at disha...who is busy looking out of the window)
Disha: (to herself) Hum to
aapke swimming ke bhi fan ho gaye..Flirt...maha flirt..isse to duniya
mein sabse bade flirt hone ka award milna chahiyeh😆..( makes a face.😆..)...waise dhikne mein to boora nahi hain😉..lekin
baate to aisi karta hain.....jaise kisi film ka hero hoon...kya samaj
ta kya hain apne aap ko..(looks ouside with a "whatever" type of an
expression
DK: (to himself) (looks at her who is still busy looking
ouside...trying to ignore him) Lagta hain ab to impression jamma na hi
padega!😆...Is garam sholey ko meine gulfi (ice cream) na bana diya..to mera bhi naam Dk seghal nahi!😉
Dk gets out his yellow Sun glasses..yes they match with his shirt and puts them on ..and starts whistling😆😆
Disha ( to herself) HUH ...tewar to dekho laad sahab ke....sun glasses
mein style maarne chale...(she raises her eye brows..and continues
staring outside...still ignoring him!😆😆)
Dk: ( to himself) Yeh machli (fish) itni jaldi mere jaal mein nahi fasne wali...lekin impression to jamma na hi hoga...
Dk opens a liitle drawer and gets a gum out...and starts chewing the gum...style se😉...
Dk: gum?
Disha: (actually faces him fro once!😆..but still with the rude attitude) No Thanks ( turns away)
Dk: Aap koi bemaari hain ya ..aap bachpan se hi aisi hain ?
Disha: (disgusted..faces him and turns her body towards him) Excuse me..what do u mean..bachpan se hi aisi hoon?
Dk: (scared😆😆) Arre ...mera matlab tah ki woh..woh....woh..
Disha: ( who sia bout to punce on him) kya? nahi batao batao...mein bachpan s ekya..
Dk: ( scared to death by now) woh..mein to sirf yeh phuch na chahta tha
ke tum..bcuhban se hi..aisi chup chup rehti hoon...lekin tum to kcuh
zyaada hi..😆
Disha: (cuts him) zyaada hi kya?
Dk: (nervous)nahi woh...woh..kuch nahi..
Disha, who is about to start world war 3 sits back probably..with her arms folded again..and looking out of teh window..
Disha: (to herself)Kya samaj ta hain kta apne aap ko..goa pohajne do..isse to mein jhodoongi nahi!😆😆
Dk: ( who's scared to death ..shut ups..and concentrates on his driving😆)
(to himself) Paap re Paap...jaan bachi to lakho paaye.....yeh to meri
maa nikli...beta Dk chup chaap beth warna yeh garam tava to tera
kachumbar bana degi!😆😆
Dk drives quietly for 15 minutes...😆..
Next scene mein kay hoyta hian...yeh yeh nafrat dosti mein padalti hain ya nahi??
Bomby😆
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