Joined: 10 May 2005
Actually in reality woh mera baap ki umar ka hai Well a bit less!
Sum puttar mein dekhrahi hoon ke tum aaj dino kuch zyaada hi batamizi karahi ho apni daadi ke saat....not happening!!
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One of the longest scenes in the history.....Likhte likhte..meri to detah hi ho gayi
Its evening time….….at ladkiwala's farmhouse….a room…its has two queen size beds…and a window…Disha's friends- Pooja, Priya, and shilpa are sitting on a bed…..While disha is walking back and forth in front of the bed….she is wearing a blue strap wala salwar kameez….with her hair down….dupatta around her neck…with a pillow in her arms
Disha: (…walking back and forth…nervously) kya kare...kya kare…kya kare….kare to kya kare ???
Pooja: (teasing) Hamme kya karna hain? Jo kuch bhi karna hoga madam tumhe hi to karna hoga ….kyun ji? ( winks at priya)
Pooja, priya, and shilpa..all gigle
Disha: ( stops walking…throws a pillow at Pooja…) Very funny! ( puts her hands on her hips)Yaha meri haalat kharaab ho rahi hain…aur tum sab ko mazaak sujh raha hain!
Priya; (teasing)To humne kaha tha apne hero se panga lene ke liye?! ( all laugh except disha)
Disha : ( regret) Ab mujhe kya pata tha ke who sabke saamne kehdega…mein to sirf masak kar rahi thi
Priya: Tum to mazaak kar rahi thi…..lekin mujhe nahi lagta ke who masak kar raha tha…..infact uski baton se. to….(stops…in order to confuse disha)
Disha: ( quickly goes and sits on the bed) Uski baaton se kya?
Pooja:: ( smiles at priya) Haan…mujhe bhi kuch kuch aisa hi lag raha hain..
Disha: Kuch kuch matlab?
Shipla: Ab you know…..
Disha: Tum teeno ab paheliya mat bhujao..saaf saaf kaho…kya baat hain!
Pooja: Yahi ke who tum par latttuuuuuuuu
Disha: ( immediately stands up..banging the pillow down) Aisa kuch nahi hain…tum sab kuch zyada hi soch rahe hain….do-chaar gaane kya gaa liye…uska matlab yeh nahi ek who mujhse pyaar karta hain…who to hasaro ladkiyo ko I love u kehta hoga ( makes a face)..tum sab nahi jaanti…ek number ka flirt hain woh!
Pooja: Mujhe to yeh samajh mei nahi aata ke tumhara problem
kya hain…mera mtalab agar itna handsome ladka mujh par lattu hota to mein to…...
Disha: Arre tum in hansome ladko ko nahi jaanti….apne aap ko pata nahi kaunse desh ka raja-maharaja samajhte hain…!Apni chikni chupdi baaton me kaise fasate hain yeh to koi unse hi sikhe!
Priya: Haan! Bilkul usi tarah jis tarah tum uski baaton me fas gayi…aur usse shart laga di
Disha: ( sad) I know…( goes and sits on the bed) Mein bhi na….ab pata nahi who mujhse kya maangega….
At the same time….at ladkewala's farmhouse…
Dk, in a red shirt and black pants….his first three butoons are open..so one could see his killing chest, and his silver chain…his one side of the shirt is tucked in..the other one isn't …( shahrukh syle) …Oh ma looking sooooooooooo HOT in RED! HAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Anyway, he is walking..while Vicky and Mohit are following him
Mohit: batao naaa
Vicky: Please please please…
Dk ignores them and walks towards the balcony….he puts his hands on the balcony rail…he is looking at the view….( ladkiwala's farmhouse..since it is right across ) while mohit comes from the left…and Vicky from his right
Vicky: ( while shaking Dk's right arm..alomst whining ) Bata naaaaaaaaa
Dk: ( with a big smile on his face….still looking out ….shakes his head.) Naaaaaah
Mohit: ( shaking dk's left arm) ( whining like a kid) Please please please…batao na…
Dk: ( smiling) Klic ( a sound that you make with your tongue. .indicating "no")
Vicky: Bata na…pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dk: Klic…..mein kyun batau?
Priya: ( QUICKLY grabs disha's left wrist…trying to scare her) ( eyes wide…eyebrows up)Kahi usne kuch aisa waisa maag liya to?
Disha: (...gulp in her throat….facing priya) A ..aisa…..aisa waisa matlab?
Pooja: ( attacks/grabs disha's right wrist) ( eyes wide) Kahi usne yaha waha haath lagaya to?
Disha: ( getting more scared) K…y…a …kya matlab?
Shilpa joins the group….she jumps right in front of disha
Shilpa; ( holding both of disha's wrists.) (looking at her eyes..trying to scare her) Kahi usne kuch galat maang liya to ?
Disha; ( scared to death)ga…..ga …galat? Lekin ..k..y….a?
Rohit : ( who is inside the room…listening to their conversation…getting a shirt out of the closet) Kya?
Mohit: Haan Jhappi! If I am not wrong tu usse yahi maange wala hain
Rohit: ( grabs a yellow shirt out of the closet) Mein soch raha hoo…ke mein bhi kisi ladki se jhappi maang lu……ke aawo bhai…mujhe bhi ek jhappi do ( laughs to himself…with a " u guys are hopeless" type of an expression"
Vicky: Oye tu chup kar yaar..( puts his left arm around Dk) Yaaar saale….teri to kismat badi aachi hain….agar mujhe us shole se ek choti sib hi jhappi mil jaa…( before he could complete his sentence….dk grabs his neck)
Dk: ( choking him) Kya? Kya kaha….? Saaale!
Vicky: ( who can hardly talk…..in pain) Aaahhhhhhhhh ..sorry mere paap
Mohit: Yaar Vicky, Bhabhi ke baare me aisa nahi bolte…
Dk: Dekha! Dekha!, kuch sikh isse!
DK lets him go…ghusse me….and puts his hands back on the rail…leaning on it…
Dk: Arre gaddho..tum dono ki akal ghaas charne gayi hain kya? ( slaps mohit's head) …ek chotti se jhappi se kya hoga….( stands up straight…stretching his arms….with teh biggest smile and the naughtiest expression ) aaaah…mein to kuch aur hi maangne wala hu!
Mohit: Oye! Kuch aur?
Rohit: ( un buttoning his shirt) (under his breath) Sapne dekhte reh....mujhe kya?
Vicky: (slaps his arm on dk's shoulder) Jhappi nahi to fir …
Disha: ( scared and digusted at the same time…stands up from the bed) Kya?????????
At ladke wala's
Khushi ke maare…Vicky and Mohit almost jump on Dk
Dk: ( pushes them off…disgusted) Zyada excite mat ho …..mein tum dono se chummi hi nahi maang raha! ( cleans the dust out of his shirt..and holds the rail again)
Rohit: ( who just removed his shirt) Chummi? Psshhhhhhhhhh ( looks with a " bhool jao" type of an expression!
Disha: ( hands folded) Pupee? No ways! Mein usse kabhi kiss nahi karongi!
Priya: ( gets from the bed) Lekin tum mana kaise kar sakti ho? Tumne to usse promise kiya hain ke who jo kahege tumhe who karna hoga!
Vicky: ( Breaths in with his eyes closed …both of his hands make tight fist…) hmmm haaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Dk: (slaps the back of his head) ( MAD) Zyada haai haai karne ki koi zarurat nahi!..(taana maarte hue) usne TUJHE chummi nahi di hain! ( streches his arms and puts then around mohit and Vicky) ( breaths in )huhhhhhh…chuume to who mujhe degi
Vicky: Chumme? Oye kitne maangne ka irada hain tera?
Dk: ( facing him….with the biggest simle) Tumhe kya lagta hain ke sirf ek se kaam ban jaayega……(takes his arms off of them) No ways! ( hands on the rail)
Mohit: Tu fir chaar?(4)
Dk: Sirf chaar? Psshhhhhhhh….( with aattitude) Oh puhleasse…
Vicky: Char nahi to aath ( 8)?
Dk: Aath….? ( makes a face) Of course not….kam se kam do-teen dozen!
Rohit: ( who is putting on the yellow shirt…cracks up) do- teen dozen? ( cracks up again)
Dk ( turns around) Tumhe badi hassi aa rahi hain?
Rohit: ( who can hardly stop laughing) Nahi nahi..lage raho…dekhte hain tumhe kitne chumme milte hain ..( cracks up again)
Disha: ( hands on hips) nahi nahi nahi! Main mar jaongi lekin usse kabhi kiss nahi karongi!
Just then reema (the bride and disha's friend) enters the room
Reema: Kaun kisko kiss nahi karege?
Priya: Disha apne hero ko ….( when disha cuts her off)
Disha: Reema tum inhe bhool jao…tum kya kehne aayi thi?
Reema; Yahi ke mehendi ki rasam shuro hone wali hain…islyeh sab jaldi chalo
Disha: Oh haan!..Mein to bhool bhi gayi thi
Shilpa, pooja, n priya gather near the door..
Priya: Haan haan…aaj kal tumhe kuch yaad thodhi na rehta hain…
Disha: Shut up priya !….(to reema) Haan chalo!
Dk: (sitting on the bed) Mein chala apne chumme lene…( while wearing his shoes) Agar mein yaha tum sabke saaath time waste karta raha ( tying his left shoelace) to waha uske pota poti peda ho jaayenge! ( stands up) Anyways, tum loog yaha beth kar sado..mein to chala…
Rohit: ( buttoning his yellow shirt) Meri maan...tu usse kuch mat maang...….Pata chala yaha maanga lipstick ka dose…( looking in the mirror..fixing his hair) aur waha pada sandal ka dose !
All guys laugh ..except dk
Dk: Yeh to waqt hi batayega…agar mere chehre par ek bhi lipstick ka nishaan nahi nikla….to mera naam badal dena!
Dk walks towards the door
Mohit and Vicky: ( to themselves) Lucky bas***d!
Rohit: ( under his breath..while brushing his hair) Pitega saaala!
A huge living room….charo taraf shor-sharaba…hustle –bustle…a group of professional girls are puting mehendi on Reema's hands….and a huge froup of girls are dancing in the middle…most older ladies are sitting around them…some Ramu is going around with a tray in his hands …which has drinks…No guys are to be seen…mehendi ki rasam me..guys are not allowed! 9 (only ramu- the servant…and little kids ofcourse!)
Background music: Oh na na ..na na ..naji na na..mehendi- wehendi na mujhko lagana….mujhe saajan ke ghar nahi jaana….
Disha and her friends are dancing in the group…all making dhoomkhas…..when our dk enters…in his red shirt…He doesnt cross the door….he is standing near the door
Dk: ( to himself) ( looking around the living room) kaha gayii.??? Itni sari ladkiyo ek beech….kaha hogi…..????
When ramu, the servant comes with his tray
Ramu: Sahab, aap yaha kya kar rahe hain….mehendi ki rasam me..ladke nahi aa sakte hain…kahi in aurato ne dekh liya…to bahut naaraz hogi!
Dk: Arre to mein kaha ander jaa raha hoon….yahi bahar hi to khadha hoon…(still looking out for someone) waise tumhe ash hain..drinks ke bahane…free me ladkiyo ko dekhne milta hain
Ramo: ( blushes) sahib aap hamme shraminda kar rahe hain…
Just then Dk's eyes falls on a girl with a blu, strap wala
salwar kameez…Its disha!
Dk: (haappy)Mil gayi!
Ramu: Kya sahib?
Dk: Are ramu , tum to sach mujh bhagwaan ram ho! ( saying this he puts his right arm around ramu)
Ramu: ( looking down) Aap hame firse sharminda kar rahe hoo!
Dk: Arre sharminda ki koi baat hi nahi hain….Dekho, Kya tum mera ek chota sa kaam kar sakte ho?? Please mana mat karna
Ramu: Yeh bhi koi puchne ki baat hain..aap bus hukum farmayiyeh
Dk: Accha woh jo sexy ladki naraz aa rahi hain tumhe( pointing at disha..)
Ramu: Mujhe kaam hain ( saying this he starts to leave)
Dk: ( pulls him back) Arre ek second…ha to who blue wali nazar aa rahi hain…( pointing at disha)
Ramu: (jisne zindagi me kabhi ladkiyo ko aakh utha kar bhi nahi dekha!) ( confused) kaunsi wali……kitni saari ladkiyo ne blue pehna hain
Dk: Arre zara dyan se dekho na…..woh waali ( pointing at disha)
Ramu: Accha accha…who jo laal wali ke baaju mein naach rahi hain
Dk: (frustrated) Arre duffer, mein us moti, 40 50 60 ki bata nahi kar raha..mein to us 36 24 36 wali ki baat kar raha hoon! ( really frustratred) dhikhi ke nahi?…..woh waali !( pointing at disha)
Ramu: ( confused) Yeh 36 24 36 ..kya hain..?
Dk: (looks at him without saying anything….with a " Ab yeh bhi mein hi batao kya?")
Ramu: ( scared) Sahib mein chala!
Dk: ( when he pulls him again) Ek maarunga tujhe agar tu chup chap nahi khadha raha to! ( puts his arm around him again) Ok Dyaan se dekho….woh jo blue mein hain….arre who lambe baal wali...patli si hain...uski kamar jo hain na..…jaane do…tumhe kuch samajh nahi aagaye!…( who is losing his patience…slaps the back of his head ) Arre kaise fattu insaan ho tum…itni khoobsurat ladki tumhe nazar nahi aati kya?!? ….
Ramu: Dhikhi! ..dhikhi mujhe…who jo anrakali jaisi dikhti hain
Dk: Anarkali?? Haan haan wahi….Accha suno….usse ek message dena hain! Use kaho ke mein uska yaha bahar intezaar kar raha hoon.!
Ramu: Ok sahib , ho jaayega ( saying this he leaves)
Dk: Pheww….Thank god! Agar is pagal ke saath ek aur second rehta….to yeh to mujhe pagal karke hi chodtha!
Disha and her friends her dancing…when Ramu goes and gives the message
Disha: ( stops dancing) Kya? Mera intezaar? ( looks near the entrance only to notice our Dk…red shirt, balck pants….with his left side leaning against the door…arms folded….legs crisscrossed….looking at her with the biggest smile and the naughtiest expressions)OMG! (when pooja, priya and shilpa's eyes fall on Dk)
Pooja, priya and shilpa: Dk!
Disha: ( who is scared to death) Mujhe koi bula raha hain!( she quickly turns around and almost runs out of the crowd)
When Pooja , priya and shilpa run after her…and surround her from all sides…holding her…so she doesnt escape!
Pooja; ( grabs her left arm) Arre tum kaha chali..tumhara hero yaha nahi waha hain!
They turn her around….and pull her along…heading towards the door…dk is still standing in the same position..smiling…
Disha: ( looks at dk and tries to run away..but all in vain) Please tum sab bhi chalo na saath
Priya; Hamne koi vaada nahi kiya tha…tum jaogi..aur who bhi akeli..chalo jao ( saying this pooja and priya push her towards Dk)
Disha; ( just stands there…biting her nail…nervously) Ab kya karuu??
She looks at dk..and dk calls her with his left index finger….Indicating
" hey u! come here!"..looking at her with the naughtiest expressions…
Disha : ( to herself…slowly walking towards him) Kaha fas gayi…ab kya karu…karu to kya karu….( looking at him) Nahi..daro mat…himaat rakho! Kuch nahi hoga tumhe..Yes disha U can do this! I know u can do this…Yes u can!( she starts walking confidently…at a normal pace)
She goes and stands right in front of him….all confident..thinking to herself " yes u can do this" type of an expression…when dk grabs her waist and pulls her towards him
Dk: ( with all his naughty adaye) Hai! ( he meant Hi)
Disha: ( losing all her confidence..scared to death as she is soooo close to him) ma…ma…mehendi….( saying this she starts to leave when dk grabs her left hand)
Dk: ( holding her hand) Kyun aaj hi shaadi karni hain kya?
Disha: ( scared and dumbfolded) Huh?
Dk: Pehle tum bahar to chalo…( saying this he walks out with her …still holding her left hand)
While they are walking out
Dk: ( to himself) Aaj to jo hajaaye….mein apne hisse ke chumme
Joined: 05 March 2005
Keep up the good work!
Joined: 29 June 2005
Joined: 05 March 2005
whats up yaar
its been a long time .....huh!!!!!
anyways, u r doing an excellent job......bechaaraa DK,,,,,,sapne hi dekhta rehtaa hai....
keep it up
TUMHARI AMAANAT (AK/MS)#2 epi pg 87,vmp89
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