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BIG BOSS: Imam-----------------Kyunki is hafte aap Kaptaan hain, Big Boss aapko ek vishesh adhikaar de rahe hain! ----------------- Sana, Karishma, Sapna aur Aashka mein se, kisi ek sadasya ko aap ghar se be-ghar hone se bacha sakte hain! Big Boss chaahte hain,-----ki inmein se kis ek sadasya ko aap bachayen aur unhein bachaane ka kaaran bhi bataayein!

IMAM:
Big Boss is zarra-nawaazi ke liye bahut bahut
shukriya----------- Big Boss, main Rajeev Bhaiyya ko bachana chahoonga kyunki even though
hamaare beech jhagre hue hain, -----wo dil ke bure Insaan naheen hain..!
---------I don't think
Rajeev Bhaiyya keeps any grudges in his heart too------(Pauses, looks at Rajeev for a split second and), do you Rajeev
Bhaiyya?--------(without waiting for any answer from Pillu)----Never mind, I
don't care too. Big Boss main Rajeev Bhaiyya ko bachana chaahoonga!
There is lot of cheekh pukaar in
the room!
URVASHI (Chuchhoondar twitch of
lips, upwards roll of eyes & a loud):
Arey theek se sun toh lo kisko bachaana hai-----
KARISHMA (Nasal voice):
Bing
Bonss chaanhte hain ki, Sana, me, Sanpna aur Aanshka mein sein--------koyin enk Imaanm.
Pick one of us!
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IMAM (Slaps his forehead):
Ohhh!!! Hahaha!
Kitna bada idiot hoon main, naheen? Ho-ho-ho-ho,
ha-ha-ha-ha---love you Big Boss, you had me with that googly! You had me Sir!!! 
SAPNA( Can't take it any more
& speaks after removing her palm from her lips):
Idiot ka jaise daant
naheen dikhate raho, save one of us,
---------and I don't care if you don't save
me---------Sorry Big Boss, kahaan se is Shaitaan ko le ke aaye hain aap?
-----Aseem
bhaiyya, Nirua bhaiyya jaise acche logon ko nikaal kar, is shaitaan ko rakha
hai yahaan--- HOW DISGUSTING!! 
IMAM (taken aback):
--- Thats-------Thats completely out of
the line Ms. Bhavnani, this is not your Madd-o-Nott, mind you??-----Bade buzurgon ne
theek kaha hai, Mausam mein chooso Dussehri Aam, And NEVER trust any hazzaam! NEVER!!! 
SAPNA (screams): Mad O Wot hai
wo! Buddhu aadmi----PAAGAL!!!
IMAM (Places both his hands on his chin):
Whatever! As if I care!

BIG BOSS: Imam---------------Big
Boss abhi bhi intezar kar rahe hain! Aap kisko bachana chaahte hain!
IMAM:
Sorry Sorry Big Boss,
aapko intezar karaya----------------- iske liye tahe dil se sharminda hoon main,---------- poori tarah se
pashemaan hoon----- aur dono kaan pakad kar, -----naak ragad kar maafi maangta hoon main!
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Mera toh ye maan-na hai Big Boss ki jo beet gaya woh Itihaas hai,---------- aur sabka
Maai-Baap Big Boss hai!
AASHKA (in an irritated voice):
Uff! Kitna bolte hain aap Imam ji---
IMAM:
Kyun? Bolne par sarkaar ne
koi tax laga diya hai? Aur laga bhi diya hai toh wasooli mujhse karegi naa? Aap
ke peyt mein kyun taqleef ho rahi hai Madam?
AASHKA (Angry as hell):
IMAM JI!
Ufff!
-----Kabhi aapne socha hai ki Allah ne aapko-----hum sabko, -------(screams)----sirf ek
munh diyaa hai aur do kaan. Socha hai kabhi, ki do kaan kyun hain aur munh sirf ek
kyun hai?

IMAM: Miss Aashka Goradia!-------------- You
take me for a complete fool or what?
------------ Do kaan kyun? Why two ears?? Hunhh!-------- Agar aapke paas ek kaan
hota toh ye Gandhi Chashma ek taraf latak naheen jaata?
----------Allah-taala ne sabko do
kaan diye hain, taaki chashma theek se balance ho sake, apni jagah pe set reh
sake!--------Aur munh sirf ek diya hai, taaki koi aap jaisa zaahil, munh pe
chashma lagaane ki koshish naa karey. Now shut up please, will you?
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BIG BOSS:
Imam, Big Boss aakhri
baar aapse pooch rahe hain---
IMAM:
Sorry Sorry Big Boss!
Maine faisla kar liya hai ki main Sana ko bachana Chahoonga! Wazah ye hai Big
Boss ki mujhe inki 2 millimeter ki naak bahut pasand hai!
-------------- Main jab se is ghar
mein aaya hoon, abhi tak samajh naheen paaya hoon ki ye itni chhoti naak se
saans kaise leyti hain!
-------------- Main kam se kam ek aur hafta inhein gaur se dekhna
chaahta hoon aur is Kudrat ke karsihme ko samajhna chaahta hoon! ----Big Boss
ye hansti hain toh khronk-khronk-khronk-khronk ki aawaaz aati hai, main uska
raaz bhi faash karna chaahoonga!
---------------------Thank you Bis
Boss!------Sana??
SANA:
Ji Imam?
IMAM: Chalo London?
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