Dr Dubey ki kundali [fun post]

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alkaparmart

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Posted: 22 December 2012 at 6:06am | IP Logged

Poonam ke din jaise hi maine aasmaan me dekha toh tare ne muzse katti ki aur bole," Didi,Kitne dinose aapne kisiki kundali banayi hi nahi.Saare tare shikayat kar rahe hai.Didi hume bhul gai.Toh is se pehele ki mere daaman me saare taare milkar daag laga de maine socha ki Dubey ki kundali bana doo.Dubey ka naam liya aur saare shikayat karne ke liye line me khade ho gaye jaise koi wall pe chadh raha ho Wink

. Chitragupt bole jab iska janam hua toh meri bhavishyawani kho gai thi,dhundne baitha aur isne janam le liya.Ab kya karoo? Gai bhens paani me! isiliye yeh item aisee hai.Naseeb ke aage patta kya kare bechara Albatta? Dubey ji aajkal humari Rani ne aapko grahan laga liya hai.Ab toh raja bhi saath me hai.Dekhana Ashutosh ke naina aur woh Dagabaaj re haye dagabaaj re.Ab woh dheere dheere dabang banata ja raha hai.Ashutosh kehete hai ki Salmaan khan Being Human se Being Dabang pe aa sakte hai toh main kyon nahi ? baat to sahi hai. Navgrah ne toh dubey ke khilaaf morcha nikala hai.Dubey ke naam Dubey se Chidchida box rakhana chahiye. Itne bhadakete kyon hai bhai? kuchh khujali hoti reheti hai kya?jo sehen nahi kar pate aur uchhalte rehete ho.Are aap bhi toh kabhi young rahe honge,sidhe budhape pe toh nahi pahuche honge na? Chhash bhi kabhi dahi thi. Shani bhaiya [mere rakhi bhai hai woh rakhi nahi,asli wali rakhi]jo samazna hai samazo. Haan toh main kahaa thi?yahi par rakhi[are baba bhul ja] Shani bhai keh rahe the ki jiske paas yeh napuzanna jaisee dr ho[Nidhi] uska Mahila Mukti morcha mandal ho,Aisa tentionmurthy shishya ho [Nidhi] use Musibato ke liye meri kya jaroorat hai? 24/7 musibat saath me to leke ghumta hai. humare desh ka haal bhi Kuchh kuchh dubey jaisa hai .kyon na ho? Budhe desh chala rahe hai,aur jawaan facebook.Waise humare Shukra ,shani aur ravi toh bahoot dukhi hai,kehete hai ki humare din toh yeh hote hi nahi. Som mangal keh rahe hai ki humare din achhe nahi hote,sirf Budh aur Guru ko hi kaamdev aate hai.Baki saare din kaamdev chhuti par hote hai. Yeh grah saare kehete hai ki Ashni me Chemistry hai.Are chemistry ki baat nikali hi hai toh BALH ke Raam aur priya ka 14 March ka episode dekhna.Pasina chhut jayega. Aisi Chemistry ho to Physics aur Biology ko kaun puchhe? Maths toh bechara kone me khada reh jayega. Dubey ab in gaalo ke pimples hata do aur thoda sudhar jao,warna yeh zaansi ki raani tumhara Raajpaat tumse chhin legi.I promise.

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Posted: 22 December 2012 at 8:25am | IP Logged

Alka Ben as usual...Chhas bhi kabhi dahi thi. Sach mein, Nidhi ne to sirf baking soda dala, mein hoti to lasix-dulcolax-castor oil daal deti...aur toilet jane se mana kar deti.

Humne ek professor ke coffee mein diazepam dala tha..exam mein bahut satata tha...so gaya.

Doc

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sshirley

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Posted: 22 December 2012 at 8:44am | IP Logged

Wow Alkaji, what an idea...

Bechara Dubey, Sirf Ashu hi usko bardasht karta tha aur khana bhi khaata tha uske saath, Ab toh vo bhi biwi ke pallu se bandha rahega (yes smart Nidhi - tabhi toh saari pahni usne - jaanam samjha karo

) aur upar se burger bhi khayega ab dubey ka kya hoga?

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lee_Ashni

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Posted: 22 December 2012 at 9:19am | IP Logged

Alkaji well written yaar. Jabardast theme hai.

Alkaji ek baat bataiye aapka dimag hai ya fun post ki factory?

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Posted: 22 December 2012 at 9:27am | IP Logged

Budhe desh chala rahe hai,aur jawaan facebook.

Tragedy of India.

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Posted: 22 December 2012 at 10:26am | IP Logged

Kya Alka - tari dimaag mein shu shu chhe? dimaag main bhareli fun post. Wink

kya post hatu DD par. Kundali mein majaa agayi. ROFL

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Posted: 22 December 2012 at 11:01am | IP Logged

Originally posted by Malvika_rajeev

Alka Ben as usual...Chhas bhi kabhi dahi thi. Sach mein, Nidhi ne to sirf baking soda dala, mein hoti to lasix-dulcolax-castor oil daal deti...aur toilet jane se mana kar deti.

Humne ek professor ke coffee mein diazepam dala tha..exam mein bahut satata tha...so gaya.

Doc

thanks Malvika ji aap bhi Nidhi se kuchh kum nahi hai LOL

alkaparmart

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Posted: 22 December 2012 at 11:02am | IP Logged

Originally posted by sshirley

Wow Alkaji, what an idea...

) aur upar se burger bhi khayega ab dubey ka kya hoga?

thanks dear

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