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A GENERAL CASE IN CID
"Hello...CID?" calls someone gazing at the dead body in front,
Which is sometimes blood stained, or sometimes even burnt;
In the White Qualis, arrives the CID team at the crime scene,
To know what has happened, the gathered crowd is desperately keen.
The body is checked to know the identity of the dead,
Who is sometimes identified by someone in the crowd instead;
Near the dead body they find some clue, but know not what it means...
Thus the investigation of the crime begins!!
Looking at the victim's clothes, Vivek informs that
Shirt hai bahut keemti aur lagta hai naya;
ACP kehte hain, "iss sheher ke ek ek dukaan mein poochho
Ki ye shirt wahan se khareeda gaya hai kya!!"
Searching for the particular brand,
Working hard day and night,
Ultimately the officers find the shop
And from Credit-card receipt, victim's address they sight!!
They reach the victim's place
To inform his family about the murder,
And also to get more information
That could take the investigation further.
The family is moved to tears,
Shocked to know about the death;
The officers console them, promise to punish the culprit
And tell them to have faith.
Sometimes the dead body bears no wounds or bruises,
Heart attack may be the cause, the officers guess;
The body is sent to Forensic Lab for further analysis,
"Boss, yeh ek khoon hai" tells Dr. Salunkhe, and that's a crisis!!
But he upsets the officers,
Unable to explain the exact cause;
Just then Dr. Tarika finds some clue
Jo khol sake is khoon ka raaz!!
"Dekha Sir, Tarika ji kuchh na kuchh dhoondh hi nikalti hain!"
Taunts Abhi with a teasing smile on his face,
This outrages Salunkhe, ACP gives him a stern look,
And everyone gets back to the case.
Phir hoti hai kuchh nokjhok Officers aur Doctors ke beech,
Things don't go further, and that's a Dead-end they reach;
With Fredy's ridiculous questions and conclusions,
Abhi and Daya, irritated, know not what to say,
Raising his hands, ACP prays,
"Hay Bhagwaan, hay Bhagwaan mujhe utha le!!"
With a confused look,
Reading out the post-mortem report from the file,
"Kuchh toh gadbad hai Abhijeet",
Says ACP in his unique style!!
People are interrogated
To know about the victim, in and out;
Considering the statements and clues,
The suspects are figured out.
The suspects are questioned again,
To know what was untold;
And without Abhi's "aain"
further things wont unfold!!
Officers realise that for further investigation to commence,
It is necessary to visit suspects' workplace and residence.
They ring the doorbell, tap the door,
But there's no answer from within;
"Daya, tod do darwaaza!!" kehte hain ACP
Aur intezaar kiye bin;
"Shubh kaam mein deri kaisi..."
Kehkar Abhi dekhe Daya ki ore,
And with a Kick and a Bang,
Daya breaks open the door!!
Andar samaan bikhra pada, milte hain khoon ke nishaan,
Lekin kahin nahi laash;
"Ghar ka chappa chappa chhaan maro", kehte hain ACP
Aur shuru ho jaati hai talaash...
"My God!!" is the reaction
When they see dead body lying there;
They all wear their gloves to check,
Hoping to find some clue somewhere...
They analyse all evidence
Considering each and every suspect;
ACP recognises their man
And is surprised to know, what they never did expect!!
"Kuchh samjhe Abhijeet?" asks ACP, Abhi smiles...
"Yes Sir!!" says he, with sparkle in his eyes;
"Chaliye Sir, isska haal poochhte hain", says Daya...
What's going on, the other's don't realise!!
Finally the culprit is caught,
With CID officers all around;
He runs into Daya
And falls back to the ground!!
He still tries to run and escape,
As if he would succeed...
And his "Aap log mujhe fasane ki koshish kar rahe hain!"
Is paid no heed!!
Handing him over to Daya, Abhi says,
"Lo Bhai Daya, ise tum hi dekh lo...";
What's coming his way,
The culprit doesn't know!!
Held by his neck,
He gets one tight slap from Daya;
Falling into a chair in the CID bureau,
He confesses, "Haan, khoon maine hi kiya!!"
He then reveals WHY and HOW of the murders, crying and praying,
For he neither gets love, nor money, nor property...just bad luck;
And here ends the case with ACP saying,
"Ab jail mein sadte rehena phaansi ka order aane tak!!"
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