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Posted: 20 December 2012 at 11:23am | IP Logged
Haaha very funny joke. Was in class when I read this and started laughing and my friends looked at me as if I had gone crazy.

On a serious note: I desperately wish this would happen to me. Shaleen ki ek smile humare naam bhi ho to Kushi ke mare such mein mar jaungi.

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Posted: 20 December 2012 at 9:58pm | IP Logged
Ha ha ha ha...
Funny post...
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Posted: 21 December 2012 at 12:15am | IP Logged
Originally posted by MastiMuskaan

hey guys i just had a message from one of my friends..that suits shaleen like anything...even though it had his name in place of shaleen's but i just imagined him automaticallyEmbarrassedEmbarrassedLOL

it said ..

Hi today's breaking news!

SHALLEN MALHOTRA ARRESTED FOR MURDER!!!

itis said that one fine morning he was passing by on his bike when a girl looked at him and he smiled!

bechari! khushi se mar gayi!LOL
(she died out of happiness!LOL)

oh my..mere sath aisa ho mai to sachi me mar jaungi...to see shaleen infront of my eyes!!EmbarrassedEmbarrassedEmbarrassed WOW!!!Wink


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very funny ab meri suno


shallu white shirt me ek partyParty attend karne gya tha to vaha par ek ladki ne use pahle danceDancing karte dekha ,dance aur white shirt dono ka combination dekhte hi wo behosh ho gai, phir shallu ne use hosh me lane ke liye vater se pani  maanga , vetar ne galti se pani uski shirt pe gira diya to vo sara bhigh gya , phir to hosh me aate hi wo ladki mar hi gai, phir usne apne host dost ki shirt change ki bhi to black color ki , phir dusri ladki use dekhte hi baghwan ko pyari ho gai, phir police ko bulaya gaya to unki death ke reson ka pata chala, police wale ne kha ki bhai tum dunia ki sari ladkio ko apne white-black aur dance se hi maar doge to humare liye kyoun bachegi kyoki wo police wala bachelor thaSilly, bechara khud ke liye dar gya , shallu par en teeno cheezo ke liye ban laga diya ,us par ban ki sun kar hi party ki sari ladkiya , aadhi behosh ho gai , aadhi mar gai, bechara uska friend bola ki aaj ke baad tujhe party me hi nahi bulunga, aur agar bulunga bhi to kisi ladki ko nahi bulunga, samjhe, bechara shallu


kaisa laga



Edited by piyaliswami88 - 21 December 2012 at 12:33am

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Posted: 21 December 2012 at 1:04am | IP Logged
Originally posted by piyaliswami88


very funny ab meri suno


shallu white shirt me ek partyParty attend karne gya tha to vaha par ek ladki ne use pahle danceDancing karte dekha ,dance aur white shirt dono ka combination dekhte hi wo behosh ho gai, phir shallu ne use hosh me lane ke liye vater se pani  maanga , vetar ne galti se pani uski shirt pe gira diya to vo sara bhigh gya , phir to hosh me aate hi wo ladki mar hi gai, phir usne apne host dost ki shirt change ki bhi to black color ki , phir dusri ladki use dekhte hi baghwan ko pyari ho gai, phir police ko bulaya gaya to unki death ke reson ka pata chala, police wale ne kha ki bhai tum dunia ki sari ladkio ko apne white-black aur dance se hi maar doge to humare liye kyoun bachegi kyoki wo police wala bachelor thaSilly, bechara khud ke liye dar gya , shallu par en teeno cheezo ke liye ban laga diya ,us par ban ki sun kar hi party ki sari ladkiya , aadhi behosh ho gai , aadhi mar gai, bechara uska friend bola ki aaj ke baad tujhe party me hi nahi bulunga, aur agar bulunga bhi to kisi ladki ko nahi bulunga, samjhe, bechara shallu


kaisa laga


waise sab colors uss par hot hi lagthi hai...toh kya sab kuch ban kar doge???
phir Aliya ke wish poori ho jaayegi!! he cant wear any shirt!! Wink

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Posted: 21 December 2012 at 1:07am | IP Logged
Originally posted by vidya.anand

Originally posted by piyaliswami88


very funny ab meri suno


shallu white shirt me ek partyParty attend karne gya tha to vaha par ek ladki ne use pahle danceDancing karte dekha ,dance aur white shirt dono ka combination dekhte hi wo behosh ho gai, phir shallu ne use hosh me lane ke liye vater se pani maanga , vetar ne galti se pani uski shirt pe gira diya to vo sara bhigh gya , phir to hosh me aate hi wo ladki mar hi gai, phir usne apne host dost ki shirt change ki bhi to black color ki , phir dusri ladki use dekhte hi baghwan ko pyari ho gai, phir police ko bulaya gaya to unki death ke reson ka pata chala, police wale ne kha ki bhai tum dunia ki sari ladkio ko apne white-black aur dance se hi maar doge to humare liye kyoun bachegi kyoki wo police wala bachelor thaSilly, bechara khud ke liye dar gya , shallu par en teeno cheezo ke liye ban laga diya ,us par ban ki sun kar hi party ki sari ladkiya , aadhi behosh ho gai , aadhi mar gai, bechara uska friend bola ki aaj ke baad tujhe party me hi nahi bulunga, aur agar bulunga bhi to kisi ladki ko nahi bulunga, samjhe, bechara shallu


kaisa laga




waise sab colors uss par hot hi lagthi hai...toh kya sab kuch ban kar doge???
phir Aliya ke wish poori ho jaayegi!! he cant wear any shirt!!Wink
arjun shirtlessDay Dreamingkab kaha kaise huaROFL
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Posted: 21 December 2012 at 1:09am | IP Logged
Originally posted by vidya.anand

Originally posted by piyaliswami88


very funny ab meri suno


shallu white shirt me ek partyParty attend karne gya tha to vaha par ek ladki ne use pahle danceDancing karte dekha ,dance aur white shirt dono ka combination dekhte hi wo behosh ho gai, phir shallu ne use hosh me lane ke liye vater se pani  maanga , vetar ne galti se pani uski shirt pe gira diya to vo sara bhigh gya , phir to hosh me aate hi wo ladki mar hi gai, phir usne apne host dost ki shirt change ki bhi to black color ki , phir dusri ladki use dekhte hi baghwan ko pyari ho gai, phir police ko bulaya gaya to unki death ke reson ka pata chala, police wale ne kha ki bhai tum dunia ki sari ladkio ko apne white-black aur dance se hi maar doge to humare liye kyoun bachegi kyoki wo police wala bachelor thaSilly, bechara khud ke liye dar gya , shallu par en teeno cheezo ke liye ban laga diya ,us par ban ki sun kar hi party ki sari ladkiya , aadhi behosh ho gai , aadhi mar gai, bechara uska friend bola ki aaj ke baad tujhe party me hi nahi bulunga, aur agar bulunga bhi to kisi ladki ko nahi bulunga, samjhe, bechara shallu


kaisa laga


waise sab colors uss par hot hi lagthi hai...toh kya sab kuch ban kar doge???
phir Aliya ke wish poori ho jaayegi!! he cant wear any shirt!! Wink
if he doesnt wear a shirt to to phir ladkiyon ka to namonishan hi mit jayega!WinkLOL

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Posted: 21 December 2012 at 1:12am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Aliya_begh

arjun shirtlessDay Dreamingkab kaha kaise huaROFL

trigger, tumne toh usse mere ff mein shirtless imagine kar hi liya na??? phir ab kyun pooch rahi ho??? Wink

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Posted: 21 December 2012 at 1:12am | IP Logged
Originally posted by MastiMuskaan

if he doesnt wear a shirt to to phir ladkiyon ka to namonishan hi mit jayega!WinkLOL

hum usse kurta deh denge!! Smile

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