Welcome to the "Fishy News"
Here we channel all the floating 'potentially legit' gossip that fail to surface on this forum.
Highlights for Today:
1. How many of these useless good-for-nothing celebs have evolved in a way that they somewhat resemble the feisty ones we had last year?
2. Women arrange sexy makeovers, Men turn into fossil fuel.
3. Has Aashka cleansed the venom inside of her or has infused it all together inside Urvashi?
Since writing long paragraphs makes you look all smart here, I'm gonna test my luck today.
How many have you been watching this series like crazies? C'mon you know what I'm talking about. I almost killed my brothers when they once interrupted an episode that glued me to the TV screen last year. I don't wish to highlight any gorier details. Anyway, How many? None?
Well I don't blame you, this season's been quite disappointing and all the Urvashi fanbots need to learn to DIGEST this.
But as they say, Every Cloud has a silver lining. This Alag Debacle Che's silver lining has been Imam without any doubts.
Our nanga fellow has seemed to inspire the walking dead organisms that haunt this year's house. The extremely vocal Urvashi is our Mahek of 2012. Delnaaz - the eat and sleep Juhi, Niketan and Rajev - Twin Amars, Karishma - Sunny Leone wannabe, Sana and Aashka - The cuddlers, And Sapna - Well, she is exquisitely unique.
The Sashka sisters are there to act generically pretty 24/7. Degraded in one nomination, Saved in another. I fail to understand how these bimbolicious brunettes are progressing in the game despite how worthless they are.
Moving onto the glorified Captain,
Sapna! O, Sapna! Mama Mia. This woman never disappoints me. Turning Aashka from a Maid-looking Rondhu babe to a Sexy Rondhu babe was a miracle IMO. Sapna is the only housemate who I believe is impervious to the negativity inside the house. Speaking of negativity and Wickedness, Why was Urvashi dressed as a bat for three whole days? Halo, Batman called. He wants his Halloween costume back, madam. At least Delnaaz had the courtesy to shake Urvashi's hand before she set to be dumped into the Bigg Boss sewer, Urvashi could have been more cordial.
The secret task has, indeed, portrayed Urvashi is bad light. That was unfair.
Aashka seems all naive suddenly and Urvashi is the bad Momma once again. With GMM back to its original size, I wonder for how long it'll stay as it is.
So Sapna saves all the biological women in the house. Kudos. One of the women disguised as a man will be leaving this Friday. Or may be not cause after all this is Bigg Boss where nobody gets eliminated. One BIG BIG happy family. Now I understand what Salman meant when he said this year we'll have a "Parivaarik" season.
PS: I'm not here to please any ass. If you're a fanbot and can't think of anything to write except "He should win, She should die", please don't bother sharing your precious opinion. Thank You.