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Posted: 11 years ago
Soham met Mohan while returning from office. Mohan was carrying a sack on his shoulders.

Upon asking, Mohan said there were cabbages in the sack.

Soham asked: "If I predict how many cabbages are there, will you give me some?"

Mohan: "Why some? I will give you the full dozen."

Sohan: "Fine then, Ten."
Posted: 11 years ago

Mother: 'Why are you home from school so early?'

Son: 'I was the only one who could answer a question.'

Mother: 'Oh, really? What was the question?'

Son: 'Who threw the blackboard duster at the teacher?'

Posted: 11 years ago
Little Suzie was lost in thought and when her mother asked her what she was thinking, Suzie said, "Mommy, is it true that the stork fetches babies?"

Her mother replied, "Yes, dear."

Suzie had another question: "Is it true Santa brings presents?"

Her mother replied, "That's right, dear."

Suzie asked, "Then what do we need daddy for?"
Posted: 11 years ago
In school, Little Tom was assigned a paper on 'Birth of a child' and he asked his mother, "Mom, how was I born?"

"Well dear" said his mother, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said Tom, "and how were you and dad born?"

His mother replied, "Oh, the stork brought us too."

Tom persisted, "And how were grandfather and grandmother born?"

"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said his mother, by now beginning to be a little uncomfortable.

After a few days, Tom handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has not been easy to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for the last three generations."
Posted: 11 years ago
Originally posted by navyab


Little Suzie was lost in thought and when her mother asked her what she was thinking, Suzie said, "Mommy, is it true that the stork fetches babies?"

Her mother replied, "Yes, dear."

Suzie had another question: "Is it true Santa brings presents?"

Her mother replied, "That's right, dear."

Suzie asked, "Then what do we need daddy for?"
 
 
😆..my kids asks the questions, all the time..
Posted: 11 years ago
Originally posted by navyab


In school, Little Tom was assigned a paper on 'Birth of a child' and he asked his mother, "Mom, how was I born?"

"Well dear" said his mother, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said Tom, "and how were you and dad born?"

His mother replied, "Oh, the stork brought us too."

Tom persisted, "And how were grandfather and grandmother born?"

"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said his mother, by now beginning to be a little uncomfortable.

After a few days, Tom handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has not been easy to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for the last three generations."


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Posted: 11 years ago
Originally posted by .Siham.




👏👏👏👏 4 u v v v funny

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