In school, Little Tom was assigned a paper on 'Birth of a child' and he asked his mother, "Mom, how was I born?"
"Well dear" said his mother, "the
stork brought you to us."
"Oh," said Tom, "and how were you and dad born?"
His mother replied, "Oh, the stork brought us too."
Tom persisted, "And how were grandfather and grandmother born?"
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said his mother, by now beginning to be a little uncomfortable.
After a few days, Tom handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has not been easy to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for the last three generations."