A compliation of some of my funny comments on the Live Feed Discussion Thread :
1.In Imam's words:
Imam met Hard Kaur at a party :
Hard Kaur, "Hi, I'm Hard Kaur..."
Imam, "And I'm soft po*n!"
Hard Kaur called the bouncers on Imam!
2. We were discussing Shukla's age. I commented :
Shukla should sing, "Aaj main jawaan ho gaya hoon, gul se gulistaan ho gaya hoon!".
3. Rajeev in the kitchen with Delnaaz :
"Is ghar mein sab namard!"
Joke of the century!
Oye hoye Pillu! Tu ne bari mardangi dikhayi, Imam pe chilla ke!
4. My general comment on the happenings in the house:
I hope Shukla slaps Aashka!
Rajev thows a chappal at Dholu! Vishal gets promoted from the stretcher to a wheel-chair!
5. My comment about Delnaaz :
Dholu reminds me of those middle-aged aunties, who give sweet,fake smiles to everyone but you can tell that they are thinking really mean things about you in their head and can't wait to bitch about you to other shit-talking aunties!
6. Shukla once saw a girl ghost sitting on the toilet seat at night in the Bigg Boss house. My comment on that :
Shukla ko bhoot bhi ladki kyun dikhai deti hain? Bhoot ki bhi izzat mehfooz nahin hai Shukla ke ghar mein rehte huye!
7. So last Friday, Live Feed had suddenly stopped working. We were trying to guess why. I commented :
Maybe Shukla attacked Karishma!!! That's why Live Feed stopped!
The scenario would be like :
Shukla : "HAR HAR MAHADEV!"
*Toot pada Karishma pe*
Karishma : "Awww"
*Starts biting Shukla's nails*
Aashka : "Saala dogla Shukla"
8. After Delnaaz had a breakdown from her bua's death news, she was found talking to Aashka, Sana and Karishma about the game and Urvashi. Suddenly Karishma remembered and said I'm sorry for your loss to Delnaaz.
I exaggerated the scenario further :
Karishma : "I'm sorry for your loss."
Delnaaz : "Kaisi loss?"
Karishma : "Aap ki bua...?"
Delnaaz : "Kaun si bua?"
Karishma : "Who passed away..."
Delnaaz : "Mujhe to kuch yaad nahin. Khair main 12th January ko Urvashi ko maaf karungi. Aashka ne bola hai..."
9. Shukla talking to Nirahua in the washroom :
Shukla : "Jyoti ne kaha tha ke main haaste waqt Donald Duck ki tarah dikhta hoon. Kya karoon...mere lips chote hain. Bhagwan ne aisa hi banaya hain. Kitna pyaar mujhe rab ne banaya, dil karein dekhta rahoon."
10. I made a comment after a week of watching constant Live Feed of the Village House:
All thanks to the Village House, I have developed phobia of the following :
1. Anyone named Shukla 2. Bhojpuri language/songs 3. Mitti ka rang/khushboo (it's weird but I can smell that house)
5. Anyone humming in da ra da ra da da da Hope you all enjoyed this!
Edited by MissCherie - 11 December 2012 at 3:16am