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Posted: 07 December 2012 at 4:44pm | IP Logged
ROFLMAO
Seriously this level of snark would make Jon Stewart proud  Wink


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Posted: 07 December 2012 at 4:47pm | IP Logged
Did I miss it damn it
Was on my way to the airport but I missed him
And I wasn't home to see the uncut version damn it!

Now I am joining the set rooting for Ipkknd 2

Love ur post

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Jamba Hug ...grand finale , last episode ...why do i hate these words so much now... 

Yet again the PH phooled us all... Turns out the unedited version shows that there was no con after all...it was never meant to be! So, with bated breath we await season 2 and hope they finish the deed...

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Posted: 07 December 2012 at 6:06pm | IP Logged
The TOI reports :
 As we had promised earlier we are back with the latest news of The Messiah.TOI always keeps its promises.
 
Mr Barun Sobti is the only individual and INDIAN to be canonised and will be henceforth referred to as Saint Sobtea.It is another matter that he is already been incultated as one of the thirty three crore Gods in Hindu Mythology.His status is new, he is THE GOD to all  carrying the X chromosome.
 
Saint Sobtea/Bhagwan has landed in Mumbai on a specially chartered learjet owned by Sitara Flush as they had the sense to lure him to an unbreakable contract which will make him appear before the masses and resulting in Nirvana of few who are in trance and who have vowed their life to see him again ( Ref :http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3332243).This has brought some relief to those carrying the Y chromosome as currently they are at a loss about their life and love lifes...wives,girlfriends,friends,sisters,mothers,grandmothers,aunts,neighbours(hormonal,PMSing or not) have all been mourning about the closure of the soap "WT* is this love called?" and more of not getting the dose of the Messiah for 5 days a week.With Sitara Flush guaranteeing to make Saint Sobtea dance in their Christmas programme,some calm has prevailed with the feminine mass.The Messiah had talked of a "longish break" to dance with his wife in the hills of Queen's country but the love of the mass has brought him back to his homeground.
 
 TOI BREAKING NEWS :He has promised to be back as Mr Right to a Miss Wrong.
 
 


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Posted: 07 December 2012 at 6:34pm | IP Logged
Haha.. unedited farmhouse scene?? LOLLOL
12 year olds glued to the screen?? ROFLROFL

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Posted: 07 December 2012 at 7:08pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by -Jamba-

Back to where it all began...and the journey so far.

Part 1: http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3325442
Part 2: http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3326850
Part 3: http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3329713
Part 4: http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3331213



9.38pm: Reporting live from Bombay Airport, the aircraft carrying St. Sobti is expected to touch down shortly, and his Holy Eminence will land in India after his mega-successful global tour. The government has declared a curfew, and has put in place unprecedented security measures ...including the arrest of anyone named Rocky or Lallan. 

Anyone wearing a blue bracelet will be SHOT ON SIGHT. Angry

9.50pm: As per security measures, once St. Sobti lands, all visitors will be grouped into circles around him in order to manage the vast crowds.

1. The immediate circle around him will be restricted to VVVIP's like Star Plus execs who currently have him in a choke hold contract, and their wives and hangers-on. 

2. The second circle will be for government officials up for re-election, so they can get their pictures in the papers. 

3. The third circle will be for St. Sobti's family and friends. 

4. The fourth circle will be for the news media.

5. If there is still legroom in the greater Bombay area to fit in people without risking them falling into the sea - then that's where the general public (including crazed fans) will be. This fifth circle might be a few degrees of latitude/longitude away from the Saint.

(Government response? When we preached population control, they should have listened)


10.04pm: The control tower just announced that the flight has been spotted on radar, and the excitement is building!

10.18pm: The aircraft is coming in for a touchdown, and the circles surge forward. The air is electric..the anticipation!

10.29pm: The doors open and the aircraft is bathed in a celestial spotlight as His Divine Eminence emerges. Everyone present falls to their knees in reverence. Or maybe due to low sugar levels.

10.40pm: The first two circles have completed their rituals of kissing his feet and posing for pictures. Circle#3 was trampled underfoot by circle#4, and is considering filing suit in a court of law.

10.55pm: Interviews by circle#4 have been completed. They were so dazzled that no one noticed (or cared) that the only phrase uttered by the Saint in response to all questions was - "longish break." Day Dreaming


11.01pm: It just dawns on everyone that...There. Is. No. Circle#5!!!  WHERE IS EVERYONE? ShockedShockedShocked

11.04pm: The organizers of the welcome event are panicking and making desperate phone calls. Where are the devoted fans, the hysterical teenagers, the post-menopausal women? Why hasn't the crazed fandom shown up to welcome the Saint on his triumphant return home? Ouch

11.15pm: Turns out, 4Lions released the uncut, unedited version of the farmhouse episode online earlier today. Everyone over the age of 12 is either glued to their screens thanks to dried drool, or desperately calling Star Plus demanding season 2 starting tomorrow. 

Recorded Message at SP: There is no one to answer the phones - we are all at the airport. Thank you for calling, and don't bother leaving a message.

Rabba Ve.

ROFL I bet every bechara SP caller wishes they could leave such a message for the phans! 

Uncut farmhouse episode!! ROFL

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Posted: 07 December 2012 at 7:09pm | IP Logged


Ramanchi Lady J!!!!! I have never logged into FB so quickly. Alas, no unedited farmhouse scene, not even a bakri! LOL

Tip my hat to you! You made me look!

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ROFL


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