Joke Junction #13

Originally posted by: nikkitta

Teacher : Pappu why are you late today?

Pappu : On the way to school, I saw that someone is searching for his 100 rupees note.

Teacher : Good pappu. Its good that you helped him finding his cash. I appreciate you.

Pappu : Actually I was standing on that note, till that guy leave.

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