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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:35am | IP Logged
My cousin went into our local video rental shop again and asked:

"I want to take out Batman Forever".

The female assistant replied "Sorry, you have to return it by Wednesday".

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:36am | IP Logged
IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:41am | IP Logged
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.
Wife on hearing replies,
It also means 'With Idiot For Ever'.

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:42am | IP Logged
Teacher to student: When were you born?
Student: 14th April
Teacher: Which year?
Student: Every year.

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:43am | IP Logged
Kid1: Even the President himself sits with his head bowed in front of my dad.
Kid 2: Wow, what is your dad?
Kid 1: He is a barber.

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:45am | IP Logged
I have had two unluck marriages. My first wife ran away with another guy. My second wife didnt.

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:45am | IP Logged
Judge: The last time I saw you in the court, I told you that I never ever wanted you to come here again.
Accused: Thats what I told the police your honor, but they didnt listen to me.

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:48am | IP Logged
Who are the only people who listen to both sides during an argument between husband and wife?
The neighbours.

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