Joke Junction #6 (Page 3)
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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:35am
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My cousin went into our local video rental shop again and asked:
"I want to take out Batman Forever".
The female assistant replied "Sorry, you have to return it by Wednesday".
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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:36am
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IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:41am
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Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.
Wife on hearing replies,
It also means 'With Idiot For Ever'.
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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:42am
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Teacher to student: When were you born?
Student: 14th April
Teacher: Which year?
Student: Every year.
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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:43am
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Kid1: Even the President himself sits with his head bowed in front of my dad.
Kid 2: Wow, what is your dad?
Kid 1: He is a barber.
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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:45am
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I have had two unluck marriages. My first wife ran away with another guy. My second wife didnt.
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Judge: The last time I saw you in the court, I told you that I never ever wanted you to come here again.
Accused: Thats what I told the police your honor, but they didnt listen to me.
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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:48am
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Who are the only people who listen to both sides during an argument between husband and wife?
The neighbours.
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