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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:24am | IP Logged
An man went to see the doctor with a hole in his earlobe and blisters all over his feet.

The docto
r asked, "What happened, Paddy?"

Paddy replied, "I was opening a pudding, and on the packet.

There was written, "pierce ere and stand in boiling water."

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:25am | IP Logged

Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:27am | IP Logged

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.

One man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that that that was pretty smart.

The accountant said that his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said,"Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each.

Everyone agreed that that was good.

The chemist said that his dog could do better still.he called to his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a ten-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly eight ounces without spilling a drop.

Everyone agreed that that was pretty impressive.

Then the three men turned to the government worker and said, "What can your dog do?"

The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, claimed he had injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for worker' compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

They all agreed that that was brilliant!

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:29am | IP Logged
In a divorce court a woman told the judge: "Your honour, I want to divorce
my husband."
"But why ?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:30am | IP Logged
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married
the wrong man."

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:31am | IP Logged
"Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife saying that
I'd be home that night; and when I got into my room I found my
wife in another man's arms. Why, dad? Tell me why!"
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, son, she didn't
get the fax."

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:32am | IP Logged
I bought my wife a Jaguar for her birthday this year. It ripped her to shreds. I
knew I should have bought her a car instead.

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:33am | IP Logged
I went to the Dentist last week and said "What can I do with these yellow teeth
of mine". The dentist replied " A brown tie might go well..."

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