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Idle .Siham.

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Joke Junction


Post here someee jokeees :)

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 8:12am | IP Logged
LOL

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 8:14am | IP Logged




OMG if they did someething likee this with me i would be likee Cry

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 8:35am | IP Logged

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.

 

 "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

 

 After 5...10...15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.

 

 He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

 

 The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here every Tuesdays and Thursdays."

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 8:48am | IP Logged
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 8:50am | IP Logged
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

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Posted: 27 November 2012 at 11:23am | IP Logged
2 Lovers plan to suicide.

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, "love is blind".

Boy in air opened his parachute saying, "love never dies".

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