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Posted: 22 November 2012 at 6:12am | IP Logged




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Joke of the day:
A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

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Posted: 22 November 2012 at 6:15am | IP Logged

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

 

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

 

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

 

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

 

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

 

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

 

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

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Posted: 22 November 2012 at 7:24am | IP Logged
ROFL

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Posted: 22 November 2012 at 8:44am | IP Logged
A ant and a elephant are friend and one day they go to
swiming...then the elephant come out but the ant don't wanna come...
how come...
cuz the ant don't wear swiming dress

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Posted: 22 November 2012 at 9:54am | IP Logged
lol

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Posted: 22 November 2012 at 10:07am | IP Logged

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Posted: 22 November 2012 at 10:22am | IP Logged
Once an elephant was suffering with Diabetes.

everyone in the forest was very worried.

but the ant was not.

he told the animals "don't worry,i will give my blood to the elephant"

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Posted: 23 November 2012 at 1:52am | IP Logged
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the 1st experiment , they cut one of the dogs leg off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up&walked , so they learned that a dog can walk with just 3 legs.

For the 2nd experiment they cut off thr 2nd leg from the dog , then they told the dog one more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with two legs.

For the 3rd rxperiment they cut off yet another leg from the dog & once more they told the dogs to walk. However the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg. So the dog dont walk.

As a result of their 3 experiment the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog has lost it's hearing power after having 3 legs cut off.

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