ll::Baati of the Week::ll - Page 8

Originally posted by: udnis

oh no....i dnt want to become baati of the week...
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from all ur questions...now i am like this only......just by reading this questions leads me to this...

feeling😭 for shejar...how she would be...



esp from bunny grills...

Originally posted by: June_Anne_Mary

shehjar di, here comes my section..🤣 JAM😡
Answer all questions.😃
Else you will be failed.😈 
No cheating.😉
Cameras are around.🤓 Cameras yeh kya Big BOss hain😆


# when a snail loses its shell whether it becomes homeless or naked?😆
poor snail becomes homless and naked aur tu hans rahi rain heartless JAM😡


# why do we call electricity a city though nobody lives in it?
kaisay nobody inna sara power rehta hain to city to banta hain .it should have been called electriworld😉


# which was born/produced first, egg or cock?
i thought it was Egg or Hen ..😆
koi nahi i believe it was Hen i dont know about others  😉


# do fishes cry being underwater?

i love this i have a whole article on this wait abhi copy paste karti hoon 
Since fishes lack the parts of the brain that set us apart from the fishes—thecerebral cortex—so we doubt very much that fishes engage in anything like crying, "And certainly they produce no tears, since their eyes are constantly bathed in a watery medium."🤓



# If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

kya rey we can work on two patients na  doctors are best multitaskers 😆 


# Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
this cracked me up 🤣 but wrong question to ask a medico we both know what hairline fractures are 😉


# If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

what else u cant call them earth quakes can u 😕


# If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
haila ab cow ko bhi refrigate karegi dont start refrigating nursing moms as well😲



# How can something be "new" and "improved"?
it can only be an advertising and marketing gimmick ab bata kya New and Improved Jami ho sakti hain 😕


# What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
take a picture to show my kids kya pata kal dono ho na ho😆


# If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01AM, which day was he born on?
kya this was a breech baby aur tu mast normal delivery karva rahain hain and bothered about time 😡


# If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
absolutely ab yeh MANMOHAN ko kaun samjaya😆


# Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
nahi rey pata laga facial hair removal main eyebrows bhi gayab😆


# Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
it is just a reference for touch operators i read it somewhere🤓


# Can crop circles be square?
kya re then they will be crop squares 😆


# What shape is the sky?

only objects have a shape the sky is not matter so it does not have shape it is just aseem🤓

# If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American or American elephant?
depends did he settle down there or just visiting😃


# If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
no we get mad bull 😆


# If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
they would like to believe so 😊


# If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

when the time came to evolve, some monkeys/apes chose not to do so.😆



# Do penguins have knees?
Penguins do indeed have knees! Most of the leg of a penguin is covered in feathers. Only the lower leg is externally visible. However, underneath those feathers penguins do have an upper part of the leg, and knees!🤓


# Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath we use the bubbles are always white?
The bubbles are transparent. The white you see is scattered reflected light from many surfaces🤓


# Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
if ur a counseller then why treat them😆


#If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
u can see aur kya😕


# When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

salt water is an excellent conductor🤓 


# If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
they are weightless so no gravity 😆


# Finally do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

i hate going to a dentist😆




NOW WAIT FOR THE NEXT SESSION...😈. tu ruk ja Jam teri grilling karti hun main 😡

JAM.