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It was the day after diwaali and the writers of DABH came to work. They were to write the screenplay for the next DABH episode. Day Dreaming
 
Writer 1: Arey yaar! Last night full mazaa kiya! Party, khaana-peena, patakhe, with all my friends and family! Lekin soney mey der ho gayi! Disapprove Ab itni subah, dimaag hi nahi chal raha! Sleepy
 
Writer 2: Sachchi yaar! Mera bhi haal kuch aisa hi hai! Sleepy Ab ye DABH episode kaise write karey? Confused
 
The writers started to think ...  Hmm  Very Confused  Ignoring You 
 
Writer 3: IDEA! Ive Got It Kyon na ek remix episode write kardey? Puraaney dialogues daal dete hai! Waise bhi, aaj kal sab yehi kar rahein hai. Just recently, Himesh ne apne puraaney songs leykar, ek naya song banaya. Apparently, usey buhut "yaad yaad yaad" tadparahi thi! ... Like reverse amnesia, sirf past songs hi dimaag mey aa rahe the! LOL
 
 
So with this, the writers wrote out the DABH screenplay, using some bollywood dialogues and song lyrics from the past. Here's what they came up with:
 
 
Scene: Mohit stumbles in through the front door of the Rathi Mansion. His face bruised, black eye, Ouch and he is all dazed and confused Confused. Suraj and Baabasa notice him and rush towards him with concern and worry.
 
Suraj:  Mohit! Yeh kya hua tujhe? Shocked
 
Baabasa:  haan Mohit! Shocked "Yehhh kya hua? ... Kaise hua? ... Kab hua? ... Kyon hua?"  (Dancing)
 
Mohit (looking up at Baabasa with confusion):  aap kaun hai? Confused
 
Baabasa:  "Rishte mein toh hum tumhare baap lagte hain! ... Naam hai Baabasa!" Approve
 
Suraj:  tu theek to hai na Mohit?! "Kuch to bata ... arey kuch to bata!" ... Kuch to sign de ke tu theek hai!
 
Mohit:  Sign?! "Jao pehle uska sign ley ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye likh diya!" ...
 
Mohit shows his arm, on which was written: "meri behen chudail hai!"
 
Everyone:  Shocked
 
Suraj:  Yeh kisne likha?
 
Mohit:  Superman ne! Usne apne laal dupatte se meri buhut dhulai ki! Ouch Cry
 
Bhabho and Sandhya enter the scene.
 
Bhabho:  Mohit! Shocked Hai mhara JAM ji! Yeh sab kisne kiya?! Angry
 
Mohit:  Superman ... aur uski Rockerz and Dazzlerz waali gang ne! Cry
 
Bhabho:  KYA?! ... (camera zooms in on Bhabho) ... "ek ek ko chun chun ke maroongi ... chun chun ke maroongi!" Angry
 
Mohit (looking at Sandhya, still wobbly and confused):  aap kaun hai? Confused
 
Sandhya:  "Sandhya   Suraj    Rathi ... poora naam! ... Baap ka naam ... Arvind Kothari! ... Maa ka naam ... Kanchan Kothari! Bhai ka ..."
 
Bhabho:  "Khamoshhh!" Ab kya poore khandaan ka naam batayegi?! Angry
 
As usual, Daisaa, having smelt the opportunity to embarrass Bhabho, comes over to the Rathi Mansion ... ofcourse with her pooja ki thaali Tongue
 
Daisaa:  Ae Santoos! Main yeh kya sunrahi hoon? Thaara chora maar khake aaya?! Smile
 
Bhabho:  Daisaa ... "Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain, woh doosron ke gharron par patthar nahi pheka karte!" Approve
 
Daisaa:  woh sab chod Santoos. Ermm Bas yeh bataa ki aagey ka plan kya hai?
 
Bhabho:  Main "Superman ka khoon peejaongi!" Angry
 
Daisaa:  Accha?! Shocked "Superman ka intezaar to gyaara mulkon ki police kar rahi hai (haan, haan ... 12th country se bhi baat chal rahi hai)! Lekin Superman ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, ... namumkin hai!' Stern Smile
 
Bhabho:  Daisaa ... "Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna, ... I, me and myself!' Approve
 
Daisaa:  Arey wah! "Bahut jaan baakhi hai thaare haathon mein" Shocked
 
Bhabho:  Daisaa ... "Jab yeh dhaai kilo ka haath kisipe padta hain, toh aadmi uthta nahi, ... uth jaata hai!!" Approve
 
Daisaa:  Par Santoos, "Superman ke paas Ak-47 hai, M-6 rifle hai, JAMi hai!! Tumhare paas kya hai? Kyaa hai tumhare paas?!" Confused
 
Camera shot of Bhabho Stern Smile ... then Daisaa Stern Smile ... then Bhabho Stern Smile ... then Daisaa Stern Smile ... then the guy eating banana Shocked ... then Daisaa's eyes  ... then Bhabho's eyes  ...
 
Bhabho: ..."Mere paas ... IPS beendni Hai!!!"
 
Everyone: Shocked
 
Bhabho:  "Chal Beendni! ... Aaj teri Bhabho ki izzat ka sawaal hai"!! 
 
Sandhya (raises her hand to salute):  "Yes boss!" Cool
 
In excitement, she accidentally hits Suraj who is standing behind her
 
Sandhya:  D'oh oh! Sorry Suraj ji! "Galti se mistake ho gaya!" Embarrassed
 
Suraj:  "Koi baat nahi Senorita! Cool ... Bade bade deshon main aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hai" Approve
 
Sandhya starts to walk, to join Bhabho, but Suraj stops her
 
Suraj (whispering to Sandhya):  Sandhya ji, ye aap kya kar rahi hai? Bhabho ko rokiye! "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hai!" ... "When Superman die, police coming. Police coming, Bhabho going jail. In jail, Bhabho chakki peesing and peesing and peesing ... " Ouch
 
Sandhya:  Accha accha Suraj ji! Main samaj gayee. ... Bhabho! Mujhe yeh theek nahi lag raha hai Shocked.  "Najdiki fayda dekhne se pehle, door ka nuksaan sochna chahiye" Approve!(Background music: govinda govinda govinda govinda GOvindaaa!)
 
Bhabho:  Beendni ... "Ek baar jo maine commitment kardi, ... us ke baad toh mein khud ki bhi nahi sunti!!"   (Clap)
 
Daisaa (looking to add fuel to fire):  Arey haan Santoos! Main to bataana hi bhool gayi. Abhi abhi mandir se aatey waqt maine Superman ko road par dekha. Woh 'Rathi parivaar murdabaad' key naarey laga rahi thi!  Evil Smile
 
Bhabho:  KYA?!! Angry "Mhara parivaar Zindabaad tha ... Zindabaad hai ... aur Zindabaad rahega!! ... Rathi parivaar Zindabaad!!!" Angry
 
With that, Bhabho turns around and grabs the water pump in the aangan ... and rips it out of the ground (full on "Gadar" style!) !! ... Everyone is shocked Shocked ... background music is loud ... Episode ends with a still shot of Bhabho holding the hand pump and anger on her face! Shocked
 
--
 
Me (after watching the episode): Haila! Bhabho ne hand pump ukhaad diya?! Shocked
 
 

PART 1 OF EPISODE 2 by UMDU ji:

Scene: Sandhya is out on the street looking for our superman

Sandhya : Superman agar ma ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa warna patli gali se nikal ja.

Superman: Suraj se shaadi kya ho gayi tum to beheno ke beech ka rishta hi bhool gayi. Have you forgotten I am your sister.Shocked

Sandhya : Yeh sister wister mujhe samaj main nahi aata. Mujhe is duniya main sirf aur sirf Bhabo dikhaye dete hain. Unhone kaha parivar ki laaj rakhne ke liye tum he pakdna zaroori hai to zaroori hai. Tum khud surrender karte ho ya do haath doon.

Ami: Swami yeh main kya sun rahi hoon police aap ko pakad kar le ja rahi hai

Superman: Bhagyawan tum chinta mat karo jab behen ne hi saath chodh diya to  kissi se ab kya  kehna. Chaliye  inspector Sandhyaji.

Sandhya Bhabo ke saamne Superman ko lati hai

 Bhabo :To tu hai Superman aur ye teri biwi. Kyon ri Ami  teri  saas ne ghoonghat dalna nahi  sikhaya. Yeh sab humare yahaan nahi chalega.   (Ami boiling inside.)


COMMERCIAL BREAK ...


PART 2 OF EPISODE 2 by farhana:

Ami: Woh kya hain ki Bhabo ''Ghoonghat ke aar se Superman'ka deedar adhoora lagta hain''
That's why I don't like pallu!Dancing

BhaboShocked Hey mhara...(Ami interrupts)

Ami: Bhabo, Ram'ji ko itna tang mat karo...You know Aap jo yeh ghoonghat dalti hain it's injurious to your health. I mean apki mundo ka taapmaan aise hi high rehte hain, aur phir yeh pallu is adding more heat to it!Evil Smile Aap bimar pad jaogi aur dekhogi one day khud hi Ram'ji ke paas pahuch gayi!Evil Smile

Bhabo: Shocked Waisa kya...Nahi nahi...I don't want to die before seeing my pota/poti!Ouch Le, hata diya pallu!

Ami: Yeh hui na baat...Bhabo aapko thoda excersize bhi karna chahiye...Meri patidev Superman, show Bhabo how to do it ( Samah showing some MJ movesLOL)

Bhabo: Yeh bhi karna padega!!!Shocked Okay anything for pota/poti from SurYa!Confused

...Ami continues giving special advices to Bhabo and Bhabo keeps following blindly...
And you want to see the final outcome! This new and improved Bhabo!
LOL



Moral of the story: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna, ... Ami, Superman and their jodi!LOL
Dekha na kaise Bhabo se revenge le liya!LOL
 
 
 


HAPPY WEEKEND EVERYONE! Big smile
 



Edited by -SamiR- - 17 November 2012 at 2:27pm

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Hai laa SaMir open air ka jhoka.LOL. Tu mere husband ke pichhe kyon padaa hain?? Don't you know me and Superman are married n we decided to visit pushkar as our honeymoon destination..

Just imagine while we're visiting hanuman gali n then rathi mansion.. We get excited by viewing architecture of mansion esp GG room..Star

Waise mera superman hain laa-jawab aur hasin..Blushing..

Rib - tickling thread..ROFL!ROFL!ROFL!

Raani main toh tu Raja... Oh mera Superman tujhe main london, patiala roam karaongiDancing

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Posted: 16 November 2012 at 11:30pm | IP Logged
OMG SamiR this is hilarious .
i'll die laughing ..ROFL
thanks for this weekend fun .

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Posted: 16 November 2012 at 11:30pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL
Kya entertaining post hai... Day Dreaming
Superman n Amidi,Don't go to Pushkar ...Sandhya is in an action ...So b careful ...
Wow...Great post ...Loved it... Big smile
Still laughing ... LOL
ROFL ROFL ROFL………
Episode rating:10/10... Star

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ROFL  Thanks Samir for this weekend fun thread.
 
Waiting to read Superman's (samah) reply.

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Posted: 16 November 2012 at 11:50pm | IP Logged
ROFLROFL  hilarious  1  especially   Bhabo  and  Daisa's  dialogue.
 
Bhabho:  Daisaa ... "Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna, ... I, me and myself!' Approve
 
@  blue   this  just  rocked  Clap.

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@Ashita:- Main aur superman are very simple person...Goli to chodiye…Hum Kisi Ko Gali Bhi Nahi Dete.Censored

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ROFL


yeh kya atyaachaar hai? Kaun utha rahi hai meri poti par ungli? Ek maasoom choti zindagi par aaropan karte huye sharam nahin aati Bhabho ji aap ko? Maaf kijiyega Bhabho ji. Par main aap ki iss baaton aur vyavahaar se santusht nahin hoon..kyaa aap bhi apni dwiteey bahu ki tarah shadyantar rachana kar rahi hai?? Aur jo bhi aap ka suputr ko mila, woh usse zarur milna chahiye tha.. haan aur yeh bhi raay he mera ki aap bina kuch soche samjhe aise baat karke khud ko neecha kar diya, khud ko gira diya... Kya yeh hai aap ka sanskaar? Aisi giri huyi soch kaise rakh sakti hai aap? Khabardaar aage jo bhi meri poti par ungli uthaaye, to mujhse bura koi aur nahin hoga..kaagdi modi bol rahin hoon...samjhi gaya tame?


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