Writer's block leads to filmy DABH!!!

Posted: 11 years ago
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It was the day after diwaali and the writers of DABH came to work. They were to write the screenplay for the next DABH episode. 
 
Writer 1: Arey yaar! Last night full mazaa kiya! Party, khaana-peena, patakhe, with all my friends and family! Lekin soney mey der ho gayi! πŸ˜’ Ab itni subah, dimaag hi nahi chal raha! πŸ₯±
 
Writer 2: Sachchi yaar! Mera bhi haal kuch aisa hi hai! πŸ₯± Ab ye DABH episode kaise write karey? πŸ˜•
 
The writers started to think ...       
 
Writer 3: IDEA!  Kyon na ek remix episode write kardey? Puraaney dialogues daal dete hai! Waise bhi, aaj kal sab yehi kar rahein hai. Just recently, Himesh ne apne puraaney songs leykar, ek naya song banaya. Apparently, usey buhut "yaad yaad yaad" tadparahi thi! ... Like reverse amnesia, sirf past songs hi dimaag mey aa rahe the! πŸ˜†
 
 
So with this, the writers wrote out the DABH screenplay, using some bollywood dialogues and song lyrics from the past. Here's what they came up with:
 
 
Scene: Mohit stumbles in through the front door of the Rathi Mansion. His face bruised, black eye,  and he is all dazed and confused πŸ˜•. Suraj and Baabasa notice him and rush towards him with concern and worry.
 
Suraj:  Mohit! Yeh kya hua tujhe? πŸ˜²
 
Baabasa:  haan Mohit! πŸ˜² "Yehhh kya hua? ... Kaise hua? ... Kab hua? ... Kyon hua?"  ()
 
Mohit (looking up at Baabasa with confusion):  aap kaun hai? πŸ˜•
 
Baabasa:  "Rishte mein toh hum tumhare baap lagte hain! ... Naam hai Baabasa!" 
 
Suraj:  tu theek to hai na Mohit?! "Kuch to bata ... arey kuch to bata!" ... Kuch to sign de ke tu theek hai!
 
Mohit:  Sign?! "Jao pehle uska sign ley ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye likh diya!" ...
 
Mohit shows his arm, on which was written: "meri behen chudail hai!"
 
Everyone:  πŸ˜²
 
Suraj:  Yeh kisne likha?
 
Mohit:  Superman ne! Usne apne laal dupatte se meri buhut dhulai ki!  πŸ˜­
 
Bhabho and Sandhya enter the scene.
 
Bhabho:  Mohit! πŸ˜² Hai mhara JAM ji! Yeh sab kisne kiya?! πŸ˜‘
 
Mohit:  Superman ... aur uski Rockerz and Dazzlerz waali gang ne! πŸ˜­
 
Bhabho:  KYA?! ... (camera zooms in on Bhabho) ... "ek ek ko chun chun ke maroongi ... chun chun ke maroongi!" πŸ˜‘
 
Mohit (looking at Sandhya, still wobbly and confused):  aap kaun hai? πŸ˜•
 
Sandhya:  "Sandhya   Suraj    Rathi ... poora naam! ... Baap ka naam ... Arvind Kothari! ... Maa ka naam ... Kanchan Kothari! Bhai ka ..."
 
Bhabho:  "Khamoshhh!" Ab kya poore khandaan ka naam batayegi?! πŸ˜‘
 
As usual, Daisaa, having smelt the opportunity to embarrass Bhabho, comes over to the Rathi Mansion ... ofcourse with her pooja ki thaali πŸ˜›
 
Daisaa:  Ae Santoos! Main yeh kya sunrahi hoon? Thaara chora maar khake aaya?! πŸ˜Š
 
Bhabho:  Daisaa ... "Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain, woh doosron ke gharron par patthar nahi pheka karte!" 
 
Daisaa:  woh sab chod Santoos. πŸ€” Bas yeh bataa ki aagey ka plan kya hai?
 
Bhabho:  Main "Superman ka khoon peejaongi!" πŸ˜‘
 
Daisaa:  Accha?! πŸ˜² "Superman ka intezaar to gyaara mulkon ki police kar rahi hai (haan, haan ... 12th country se bhi baat chal rahi hai)! Lekin Superman ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, ... namumkin hai!' πŸ˜³
 
Bhabho:  Daisaa ... "Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna, ... I, me and myself!' 
 
Daisaa:  Arey wah! "Bahut jaan baakhi hai thaare haathon mein" πŸ˜²
 
Bhabho:  Daisaa ... "Jab yeh dhaai kilo ka haath kisipe padta hain, toh aadmi uthta nahi, ... uth jaata hai!!" 
 
Daisaa:  Par Santoos, "Superman ke paas Ak-47 hai, M-6 rifle hai, JAMi hai!! Tumhare paas kya hai? Kyaa hai tumhare paas?!" πŸ˜•
 
Camera shot of Bhabho πŸ˜³ ... then Daisaa πŸ˜³ ... then Bhabho πŸ˜³ ... then Daisaa πŸ˜³ ... then the guy eating banana πŸ˜² ... then Daisaa's eyes  ... then Bhabho's eyes  ...
 
Bhabho: ..."Mere paas ... IPS beendni Hai!!!"
 
Everyone: πŸ˜²
 
Bhabho:  "Chal Beendni! ... Aaj teri Bhabho ki izzat ka sawaal hai"!! 
 
Sandhya (raises her hand to salute):  "Yes boss!" πŸ˜Ž
 
In excitement, she accidentally hits Suraj who is standing behind her
 
Sandhya:   oh! Sorry Suraj ji! "Galti se mistake ho gaya!" πŸ˜³
 
Suraj:  "Koi baat nahi Senorita! πŸ˜Ž ... Bade bade deshon main aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hai" 
 
Sandhya starts to walk, to join Bhabho, but Suraj stops her
 
Suraj (whispering to Sandhya):  Sandhya ji, ye aap kya kar rahi hai? Bhabho ko rokiye! "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hai!" ... "When Superman die, police coming. Police coming, Bhabho going jail. In jail, Bhabho chakki peesing and peesing and peesing ... " 
 
Sandhya:  Accha accha Suraj ji! Main samaj gayee. ... Bhabho! Mujhe yeh theek nahi lag raha hai πŸ˜².  "Najdiki fayda dekhne se pehle, door ka nuksaan sochna chahiye" !(Background music: govinda govinda govinda govinda GOvindaaa!)
 
Bhabho:  Beendni ... "Ek baar jo maine commitment kardi, ... us ke baad toh mein khud ki bhi nahi sunti!!"   (πŸ‘)
 
Daisaa (looking to add fuel to fire):  Arey haan Santoos! Main to bataana hi bhool gayi. Abhi abhi mandir se aatey waqt maine Superman ko road par dekha. Woh 'Rathi parivaar murdabaad' key naarey laga rahi thi!  πŸ˜ˆ
 
Bhabho:  KYA?!! πŸ˜‘ "Mhara parivaar Zindabaad tha ... Zindabaad hai ... aur Zindabaad rahega!! ... Rathi parivaar Zindabaad!!!" πŸ˜‘
 
With that, Bhabho turns around and grabs the water pump in the aangan ... and rips it out of the ground (full on "Gadar" style!) !! ... Everyone is shocked πŸ˜² ... background music is loud ... Episode ends with a still shot of Bhabho holding the hand pump and anger on her face! πŸ˜²
 
--
 
Me (after watching the episode): Haila! Bhabho ne hand pump ukhaad diya?! πŸ˜²
 
 

PART 1 OF EPISODE 2 by UMDU ji:

Scene: Sandhya is out on the street looking for our superman

Sandhya : Superman agar ma ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa warna patli gali se nikal ja.

Superman: Suraj se shaadi kya ho gayi tum to beheno ke beech ka rishta hi bhool gayi. Have you forgotten I am your sister.😲

Sandhya : Yeh sister wister mujhe samaj main nahi aata. Mujhe is duniya main sirf aur sirf Bhabo dikhaye dete hain. Unhone kaha parivar ki laaj rakhne ke liye tum he pakdna zaroori hai to zaroori hai. Tum khud surrender karte ho ya do haath doon.

Ami: Swami yeh main kya sun rahi hoon police aap ko pakad kar le ja rahi hai

Superman: Bhagyawan tum chinta mat karo jab behen ne hi saath chodh diya to  kissi se ab kya  kehna. Chaliye  inspector Sandhyaji.

Sandhya Bhabo ke saamne Superman ko lati hai

 Bhabo :To tu hai Superman aur ye teri biwi. Kyon ri Ami  teri  saas ne ghoonghat dalna nahi  sikhaya. Yeh sab humare yahaan nahi chalega.   (Ami boiling inside.)


COMMERCIAL BREAK ...


PART 2 OF EPISODE 2 by farhana:

Ami: Woh kya hain ki Bhabo ''Ghoonghat ke aar se Superman'ka deedar adhoora lagta hain''
That's why I don't like pallu!

Bhabo: πŸ˜² Hey mhara...(Ami interrupts)

Ami: Bhabo, Ram'ji ko itna tang mat karo...You know Aap jo yeh ghoonghat dalti hain it's injurious to your health. I mean apki mundo ka taapmaan aise hi high rehte hain, aur phir yeh pallu is adding more heat to it!😈 Aap bimar pad jaogi aur dekhogi one day khud hi Ram'ji ke paas pahuch gayi!😈

Bhabo: πŸ˜² Waisa kya...Nahi nahi...I don't want to die before seeing my pota/poti! Le, hata diya pallu!

Ami: Yeh hui na baat...Bhabo aapko thoda excersize bhi karna chahiye...Meri patidev Superman, show Bhabo how to do it ( Samah showing some MJ movesπŸ˜†)

Bhabo: Yeh bhi karna padega!!!😲 Okay anything for pota/poti from SurYa!πŸ˜•

...Ami continues giving special advices to Bhabo and Bhabo keeps following blindly...
And you want to see the final outcome! This new and improved Bhabo!
πŸ˜†



Moral of the story: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna, ... Ami, Superman and their jodi!πŸ˜†
Dekha na kaise Bhabo se revenge le liya!πŸ˜†
 
 
 


HAPPY WEEKEND EVERYONE! πŸ˜ƒ
 

Edited by -SamiR- - 11 years ago
Posted: 11 years ago
Hai laa SaMir open air ka jhoka.πŸ˜†. Tu mere husband ke pichhe kyon padaa hain?? Don't you know me and Superman are married n we decided to visit pushkar as our honeymoon destination..

Just imagine while we're visiting hanuman gali n then rathi mansion.. We get excited by viewing architecture of mansion esp GG room..⭐️

Waise mera superman hain laa-jawab aur hasin..☺️..

Rib - tickling thread..🀣!🀣!🀣!

Raani main toh tu Raja... Oh mera Superman tujhe main london, patiala roam karaongiEdited by ami_dabh - 11 years ago
Posted: 11 years ago
OMG SamiR this is hilarious .
i'll die laughing ..🀣
thanks for this weekend fun .
Posted: 11 years ago
πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†
Kya entertaining post hai...
Superman n Amidi,Don't go to Pushkar ...Sandhya is in an action ...So b careful ...
Wow...Great post ...Loved it... πŸ˜ƒ
Still laughing ... πŸ˜†
🀣 🀣 πŸ€£β€¦β€¦β€¦
Episode rating:10/10... ⭐️ Edited by AHLMH - 11 years ago
Posted: 11 years ago
🀣  Thanks Samir for this weekend fun thread.
 
Waiting to read Superman's (samah) reply.
Posted: 11 years ago
🀣🀣  hilarious  1  especially   Bhabo  and  Daisa's  dialogue.
 
Bhabho:  Daisaa ... "Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna, ... I, me and myself!' 
 
@  blue   this  just  rocked  πŸ‘.
Posted: 11 years ago
@Ashita:- Main aur superman are very simple person...Goli to chodiye…Hum Kisi Ko Gali Bhi Nahi Dete.🀬
Posted: 11 years ago
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yeh kya atyaachaar hai? Kaun utha rahi hai meri poti par ungli? Ek maasoom choti zindagi par aaropan karte huye sharam nahin aati Bhabho ji aap ko? Maaf kijiyega Bhabho ji. Par main aap ki iss baaton aur vyavahaar se santusht nahin hoon..kyaa aap bhi apni dwiteey bahu ki tarah shadyantar rachana kar rahi hai?? Aur jo bhi aap ka suputr ko mila, woh usse zarur milna chahiye tha.. haan aur yeh bhi raay he mera ki aap bina kuch soche samjhe aise baat karke khud ko neecha kar diya, khud ko gira diya... Kya yeh hai aap ka sanskaar? Aisi giri huyi soch kaise rakh sakti hai aap? Khabardaar aage jo bhi meri poti par ungli uthaaye, to mujhse bura koi aur nahin hoga..kaagdi modi bol rahin hoon...samjhi gaya tame?
Edited by June_Anne_Mary - 11 years ago
Posted: 11 years ago
@ ami beta - glad you had a laugh! Main Superman ke peeche? nah ... I'm just reporting what happened. πŸ˜† .. I would think twice about going to Pushkar now (especially with Superman) ... jab bhabho hand pump ukhaad sakti hai ... to kuch bhi ukhaad sakti hai! (<-- my original dialogue πŸ€£)

@ Shehjar ji - Your welcome Shehjar ji! That was my mission: to give some laughs this weekend. But please don't die πŸ˜’ πŸ˜›

@ Ashita - Aww ... thanks for the compliments! Arey wah! 10/10?! You're too kind πŸ˜³!

@ Bharati ji - You're welcome! And I'm also eagerly awaiting Superman's reply! πŸ˜†

@ akku ji - Glad you liked the post! Yep, you're right, can't go wrong with a Salman dialogue! πŸ‘πŸΌ
Posted: 11 years ago
Originally posted by ami_dabh


@Ashita:- Main aur superman are very simple person...Goli to chodiye…Hum Kisi Ko Gali Bhi Nahi Dete.🀬

U r simple but Sandhya is not simple ...Gali ki badle Goli milenge aur Goli ki badle ...Jaba don ...Maat puchhna ...Sandy is very dangerous ... πŸ˜†
Waise 4 dis reason, Goli toh dur Gali dena mushkil nehi namumkin hai... 😳

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