Writer's block leads to filmy DABH!!!

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Posted: 16 November 2012 at 11:19pm | IP Logged

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It was the day after diwaali and the writers of DABH came to work. They were to write the screenplay for the next DABH episode. Day Dreaming

Writer 1: Arey yaar! Last night full mazaa kiya! Party, khaana-peena, patakhe, with all my friends and family! Lekin soney mey der ho gayi! Disapprove

Ab itni subah, dimaag hi nahi chal raha! Sleepy

Writer 2: Sachchi yaar! Mera bhi haal kuch aisa hi hai! Sleepy

Ab ye DABH episode kaise write karey? Confused

The writers started to think ... Hmm

Writer 3: IDEA! Ive Got It

Kyon na ek remix episode write kardey? Puraaney dialogues daal dete hai! Waise bhi, aaj kal sab yehi kar rahein hai. Just recently, Himesh ne apne puraaney songs leykar, ek naya song banaya. Apparently, usey buhut "yaad yaad yaad" tadparahi thi! ... Like reverse amnesia, sirf past songs hi dimaag mey aa rahe the! LOL

So with this, the writers wrote out the DABH screenplay, using some bollywood dialogues and song lyrics from the past. Here's what they came up with:

Scene: Mohit stumbles in through the front door of the Rathi Mansion. His face bruised, black eye, and he is all dazed and confused . Suraj and Baabasa notice him and rush towards him with concern and worry.

Suraj: Mohit! Yeh kya hua tujhe? Shocked

Baabasa: haan Mohit! Shocked

"Yehhh kya hua? ... Kaise hua? ... Kab hua? ... Kyon hua?" ( Dancing

)

Mohit (looking up at Baabasa with confusion): aap kaun hai? Confused

Baabasa: "Rishte mein toh hum tumhare baap lagte hain! ... Naam hai Baabasa!"

Suraj: tu theek to hai na Mohit?! "Kuch to bata ... arey kuch to bata!" ... Kuch to sign de ke tu theek hai!

Mohit: Sign?! "Jao pehle uska sign ley ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye likh diya!" ...

Mohit shows his arm, on which was written: "meri behen chudail hai!"

Everyone:

Suraj: Yeh kisne likha?

Mohit: Superman ne! Usne apne laal dupatte se meri buhut dhulai ki!

Bhabho and Sandhya enter the scene.

Bhabho: Mohit! Shocked

Hai mhara JAM ji! Yeh sab kisne kiya?! Angry

Mohit: Superman ... aur uski Rockerz and Dazzlerz waali gang ne! Cry

Bhabho: KYA?! ... (camera zooms in on Bhabho) ... "ek ek ko chun chun ke maroongi ... chun chun ke maroongi!" Angry

Mohit (looking at Sandhya, still wobbly and confused): aap kaun hai?

Sandhya: "Sandhya Suraj Rathi ... poora naam! ... Baap ka naam ... Arvind Kothari! ... Maa ka naam ... Kanchan Kothari! Bhai ka ..."

Bhabho: "Khamoshhh!" Ab kya poore khandaan ka naam batayegi?!

As usual, Daisaa, having smelt the opportunity to embarrass Bhabho, comes over to the Rathi Mansion ... ofcourse with her pooja ki thaali

Daisaa: Ae Santoos! Main yeh kya sunrahi hoon? Thaara chora maar khake aaya?! Smile

Bhabho: Daisaa ... "Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain, woh doosron ke gharron par patthar nahi pheka karte!" Approve

Daisaa: woh sab chod Santoos. Ermm

Bas yeh bataa ki aagey ka plan kya hai?

Bhabho: Main "Superman ka khoon peejaongi!" Angry

Daisaa: Accha?! Shocked

"Superman ka intezaar to gyaara mulkon ki police kar rahi hai (haan, haan ... 12^th country se bhi baat chal rahi hai)! Lekin Superman ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, ... namumkin hai!' Stern Smile

Bhabho: Daisaa ... "Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna, ... I, me and myself!' Approve

Daisaa: Arey wah! "Bahut jaan baakhi hai thaare haathon mein" Shocked

Bhabho: Daisaa ... "Jab yeh dhaai kilo ka haath kisipe padta hain, toh aadmi uthta nahi, ... uth jaata hai!!"

Daisaa: Par Santoos, "Superman ke paas Ak-47 hai, M-6 rifle hai, JAMi hai!! Tumhare paas kya hai? Kyaa hai tumhare paas?!"

Camera shot of Bhabho Stern Smile

... then Daisaa Stern Smile

... then Bhabho Stern Smile

... then Daisaa Stern Smile

... then the guy eating banana ... then Daisaa's eyes ... then Bhabho's eyes ...

Bhabho: ..."Mere paas ... IPS beendni Hai!!!"

Everyone:

Bhabho: "Chal Beendni! ... Aaj teri Bhabho ki izzat ka sawaal hai"!!

Sandhya (raises her hand to salute): "Yes boss!"

In excitement, she accidentally hits Suraj who is standing behind her

Sandhya: oh! Sorry Suraj ji! "Galti se mistake ho gaya!"

Suraj: "Koi baat nahi Senorita! Cool

... Bade bade deshon main aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hai"

Sandhya starts to walk, to join Bhabho, but Suraj stops her

Suraj (whispering to Sandhya): Sandhya ji, ye aap kya kar rahi hai? Bhabho ko rokiye! "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hai!" ... "When Superman die, police coming. Police coming, Bhabho going jail. In jail, Bhabho chakki peesing and peesing and peesing ... "

Sandhya: Accha accha Suraj ji! Main samaj gayee. ... Bhabho! Mujhe yeh theek nahi lag raha hai Shocked

. "Najdiki fayda dekhne se pehle, door ka nuksaan sochna chahiye" Approve

!(Background music: govinda govinda govinda govinda GOvindaaa!)

Bhabho: Beendni ... "Ek baar jo maine commitment kardi, ... us ke baad toh mein khud ki bhi nahi sunti!!"

()

Daisaa (looking to add fuel to fire): Arey haan Santoos! Main to bataana hi bhool gayi. Abhi abhi mandir se aatey waqt maine Superman ko road par dekha. Woh 'Rathi parivaar murdabaad' key naarey laga rahi thi!

Bhabho: KYA?!! Angry

"Mhara parivaar Zindabaad tha ... Zindabaad hai ... aur Zindabaad rahega!! ... Rathi parivaar Zindabaad!!!"

With that, Bhabho turns around and grabs the water pump in the aangan ... and rips it out of the ground (full on "Gadar" style!) !! ... Everyone is shocked ... background music is loud ... Episode ends with a still shot of Bhabho holding the hand pump and anger on her face! Shocked

Me (after watching the episode): Haila! Bhabho ne hand pump ukhaad diya?!

PART 1 OF EPISODE 2 by UMDU ji:

Scene: Sandhya is out on the street looking for our superman

Sandhya : Superman agar ma ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa warna patli gali se nikal ja.

Superman: Suraj se shaadi kya ho gayi tum to beheno ke beech ka rishta hi bhool gayi. Have you forgotten I am your sister. Shocked

Sandhya : Yeh sister wister mujhe samaj main nahi aata. Mujhe is duniya main sirf aur sirf Bhabo dikhaye dete hain. Unhone kaha parivar ki laaj rakhne ke liye tum he pakdna zaroori hai to zaroori hai. Tum khud surrender karte ho ya do haath doon.

Ami: Swami yeh main kya sun rahi hoon police aap ko pakad kar le ja rahi hai

Superman: Bhagyawan tum chinta mat karo jab behen ne hi saath chodh diya to kissi se ab kya kehna. Chaliye inspector Sandhyaji.

Sandhya Bhabo ke saamne Superman ko lati hai

Bhabo :To tu hai Superman aur ye teri biwi. Kyon ri Ami teri saas ne ghoonghat dalna nahi sikhaya. Yeh sab humare yahaan nahi chalega. (Ami boiling inside.)

COMMERCIAL BREAK ...

PART 2 OF EPISODE 2 by farhana:

Ami: Woh kya hain ki Bhabo ''Ghoonghat ke aar se Superman'ka deedar adhoora lagta hain''
That's why I don't like pallu! Dancing

Bhabo: Shocked

Hey mhara...(Ami interrupts)

Ami: Bhabo, Ram'ji ko itna tang mat karo...You know Aap jo yeh ghoonghat dalti hain it's injurious to your health. I mean apki mundo ka taapmaan aise hi high rehte hain, aur phir yeh pallu is adding more heat to it! Evil Smile

Aap bimar pad jaogi aur dekhogi one day khud hi Ram'ji ke paas pahuch gayi! Evil Smile

Bhabo: Shocked

Waisa kya...Nahi nahi...I don't want to die before seeing my pota/poti! Ouch

Le, hata diya pallu!

Ami: Yeh hui na baat...Bhabo aapko thoda excersize bhi karna chahiye...Meri patidev Superman, show Bhabo how to do it ( Samah showing some MJ moves)

Bhabo: Yeh bhi karna padega!!! Shocked

Okay anything for pota/poti from SurYa! Confused

...Ami continues giving special advices to Bhabo and Bhabo keeps following blindly...
And you want to see the final outcome! This new and improved Bhabo! LOL

Moral of the story: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna, ... Ami, Superman and their jodi! LOL

Dekha na kaise Bhabo se revenge le liya! LOL

HAPPY WEEKEND EVERYONE! Big smile

Edited by -SamiR- - 17 November 2012 at 2:27pm

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Posted: 16 November 2012 at 11:28pm | IP Logged

Hai laa SaMir open air ka jhoka. LOL

. Tu mere husband ke pichhe kyon padaa hain?? Don't you know me and Superman are married n we decided to visit pushkar as our honeymoon destination..

Just imagine while we're visiting hanuman gali n then rathi mansion.. We get excited by viewing architecture of mansion esp GG room.. Star

Waise mera superman hain laa-jawab aur hasin.. Blushing

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Rib - tickling thread.. ROFL

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Raani main toh tu Raja... Oh mera Superman tujhe main london, patiala roam karaongi Dancing

Edited by ami_dabh - 16 November 2012 at 11:37pm

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Posted: 16 November 2012 at 11:30pm | IP Logged

OMG SamiR this is hilarious .

i'll die laughing ..

thanks for this weekend fun .

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Posted: 16 November 2012 at 11:30pm | IP Logged

Kya entertaining post hai... Day Dreaming

Superman n Amidi,Don't go to Pushkar ...Sandhya is in an action ...So b careful ...
Wow...Great post ...Loved it... Big smile

Still laughing ... LOL

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Episode rating:10/10... Star

Edited by AHLMH - 16 November 2012 at 11:43pm

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Posted: 16 November 2012 at 11:48pm | IP Logged

Thanks Samir for this weekend fun thread.

Waiting to read Superman's (samah) reply.

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Posted: 16 November 2012 at 11:50pm | IP Logged

hilarious 1 especially Bhabo and Daisa's dialogue.

Bhabho: Daisaa ... "Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna, ... I, me and myself!' Approve

@ blue this just rocked .

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@Ashita:- Main aur superman are very simple person...Goli to chodiye…Hum Kisi Ko Gali Bhi Nahi Dete. Censored

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Posted: 16 November 2012 at 11:59pm | IP Logged

yeh kya atyaachaar hai? Kaun utha rahi hai meri poti par ungli? Ek maasoom choti zindagi par aaropan karte huye sharam nahin aati Bhabho ji aap ko? Maaf kijiyega Bhabho ji. Par main aap ki iss baaton aur vyavahaar se santusht nahin hoon..kyaa aap bhi apni dwiteey bahu ki tarah shadyantar rachana kar rahi hai?? Aur jo bhi aap ka suputr ko mila, woh usse zarur milna chahiye tha.. haan aur yeh bhi raay he mera ki aap bina kuch soche samjhe aise baat karke khud ko neecha kar diya, khud ko gira diya... Kya yeh hai aap ka sanskaar? Aisi giri huyi soch kaise rakh sakti hai aap? Khabardaar aage jo bhi meri poti par ungli uthaaye, to mujhse bura koi aur nahin hoga..kaagdi modi bol rahin hoon...samjhi gaya tame?

Edited by June_Anne_Mary - 17 November 2012 at 12:00am

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