Haldi ke rang mein range AnSH new FF.

I just can't resist myself for writing this FF. After watching Deevar & Bhabhi , Bade bhaiya chemistry. In my SS/OS/FF Nakchadi is good gal like her borthers. 

After selecting Jewelry Anandi left with Mahi from CH. Shiv was bit upset. Everyone around him giggled seeing his puppy sad face. Sanchi teased her big bro.

Bhaiya bhabhi ne kitani acchi dekh rahe thi aaj? Arre haan aap toh thikse dekh nahi paye?

Shiv gave her stern look. Main room se dekh raha tha. Waise bhi Anandi Ji hamesha hee acchi dekhti hain.

Nahi bhaiya aaj toh kuch jayda hee suder dekh rahe thi Bhabhi. Kitana suder Ghagra tha. Aur kitane suder gehne unhon ne pasand kiye. Wha wha...

Sanchi...shiv screamed. Sanchi ran away from there after seeing her Bro's anger.

Shiv was waiting for Mahi. He ranged him. Mahi is in Haveli enjoying food & talking with Anandi.

Haan Bhaiya'..boliyeh.  

Mahi tu abhi tak wahin hain?

Haan bhaiya''Bhabhi se gappe mar raha hunn. Aur mere liye chai bhi banaye hain.

Shiv was fuming with anger. Abhi yahin se chai peke gaya tha wahan phir se?

Bhabhi ne zid ki toh peene padegi na he winked at Anandi. Anandi smiled. Meri pyari bhabhi ki baat main kaise taal sakta hunn.

Haan''kyun nahi. Bhabhi ke deevar ghar aaja phir batata hunn tujhe. Anandi ko jara phone dena toh.

Arre bhaiya Anandi bhabhi jara busy hain. Aap baad mein baat kar leejeyeh. Byee...

Mahi mahi...meri baat sunn. Cut kiya...ab tu ghar pe aa Shiv said.

Deevar Ji aapne Colector sahab se isse kyun kaha? Ab aapse aur mujhe se naaraz hoo jayenge Anandi said.

Arre Bhabhi aap baad mein mana lena bhaiya ko. Aapki baat toh kabhi nahi taalenge woh.

Anandi blushed. Aap bhi na Deevar ji.

Shiv heard jeep's horn. Mahi entered in CH. Shiv stopped him at door. Mahi raises his eyebrows.

Ek min Bhabhi ke Deevar. Jaldi kya hain Shiv said in sarcastic tone.

Bhaiya. Aap bahot gusse mein lag rahe hain. Dekho bhai main toh isse mazak kar raha tha.

Accha. Anandi ke sath kafi gappe mar liye tunne ab meri baari. Aaj tu mere hathon se nahi bachega. Mahi ran towards lawn. Shiv followed him.

Bhai aap kya kar rahe hain. Main toh mazak kar raha tha.

Accha'.abhi dekhata hunn. Waise hee main anandi se nahi mil paa raha hunn upper se tu unke sath ghoomke guppe marke chai peke aa raha hain. Ab bhaiya ke sath bhi waqt bita lee.

Nahi nahi''mainne nahi bhabhi ne mujhe roka. Aur chai pene ki zid ki.

Haan''.kyun nahi. Ladala deevar hain na tu.

Woh toh hunn main.

Mahi''aapni bhabhi ki hath chai pee na tune ab main tujhe paani peelata hunn. Suddenly his cell rings. It was Anandi. Shiv stopped. Mahi understood & comes near to Shiv.

Mahi grabs Shiv's cell & said " bhabhi bacha leejeyeh bhaiya mujhe bhaga bhaga ke maar rahe hain."

Mahi oye'.mera cell dee. Shiv took his cell Mahi ran away.

Anandi giggled. Shiv smiled. Haan anandi Ji''..yeh mahi na.

Aap please unhe daantyeh mat. Maine Isse liye call kiya hain. Mujhe laga hee tha ki aap issa karenge.

Accha aapne Mahi ke call kiya hain mere liye nahi.

Nahi '..isse koi baat nahi hain.

Isse hee baat hain Anandi Ji. Aaj kal aap aapne devaar aur nanad se jayada baatchit karti hain. Mera number toh last mein aata hain.

Nahi Collector sahab issi koi baat nahi hain. Aap meri baat sunn leejeyeh. Please mera irada aapko choont poochana nahi tha woh rasam ki wajha se...

Anandi ji ek min aap sanjeeda hoo gaye. Main toh mazak kar raha tha. Aap shaant hoo jaye.

Anandi smiled. Ji'aapne toh mujhe dara hee diya.

Sorry''lekin main thodasa naaraz jaroor hunn aapse. Jab hum milenge tab aapko uska harjana dena padega. Manjoor'.

Anandi blushed.   

Next day preparation was on full boom in CH & Haveli for Anandi & Shiv's Haldi. At CH some of ladies came with dhol start singing traditional songs. Dadisa send them there for rituals. Shiv was at his room wearing dhoti kurta. Sanchi & Mahi are comes his room.

Chaliyeh bhaiya bahar aapka intezar hoo raha hain. Dadi Ji ne khass aapke haldi ke liye ladies bheji hain. Woh aapko haldi lagayengi Mahi said.

Kya? Kon yeh yeh auratein? Main nahi lagvane wala haldi unsse. Mujhe toh bataya ki Choti Ma Mom aur Sanchi lagvane wali hain.

Nahi Bhaiya Dadi ji kaha ki yeh riwaaj hain. Chalyeh aur yeh kurta utar deejeyeh warna kharab hoo jayega Sanchi told him mischeviously.

Kya? Nahi main isse nahi jaane wala bahar unn auroton ke samane Shiv sound bit upset.

Sanchi & Mahi laughed. Jaana toh padega aapko bhaiya. Warna Dadi Ji naaraz hoo jayengi.

Nahi bilkul nahi.

Arre bhaiya Anandi bhabhi bhi aaye hain aapko haldi lagvane ke liye. Chaleyeh jaldi.

Anandi aaye hain? Kahan hain? Tum dono meri taang khinch rahe hoo na?

Nahi bhaiya. Sacchi'..chalyeh Sanchi assured him. Shiv took his kurta off. Shiv came out. He was wearing white vest with dhoti. He was looking handsome. Mahi give him thumps up. Ira asked him to sit on patala. Shiv was looking around for Anandi. Rituals started. Ladies put haldi on him one by one. Shiv is feeling bit awkward but remain quite. His eyes are constantly searching Anandi. Sanchi & Mahi giggled while seeing his condition. Mahi took photographs & record entire rituals on handy cam too.

Mom Anandi kahan hain he asked impatiently.  

Everyone busted into laughter. Mahi & Sanchi gives high-five to each other. One of the ladies told him Anandi can't come. It's her Haldi too. Bride did not showed to groom's haldi. Shiv felt bit embarrassed. He gave angry look to his siblings who are busy laughing hard.

Shiv tumhari haldi ke baad Anandi ki haldi hogi. Tumahri haldi usse lagvayi jayegi Meenu told him. Aur ladaki aapne sasural isse nahi aati.

Ji Choti Ma. Tum dono ko main baad mein dekh loonga.

After shiv's haldi all ladies processed towards Haveli. Sanchi & Mahi joined them too. Shiv was surprised.

Tum dono haveli jaa rahe hoo?

Haan bhai dadi ji ne bulaya hain humme. Mujhe Anandi bhabhi ke sare rituals dekhane hain Sanchi told him.

Mahi ko bhi bulaya hain?

Yah bhaiya. Mujhe bhi byee''

Lekin ladies funtion mein tu jake kya karega? Mere saath ruk ja.

Bhai aapke liye jaa raha hunn. Main bhabhi ki photos loonga. Video nikalunga aapke liye. Aur phone live commentary bhi doonga.  

Really? Lekin jaldi aana.

Mahi & Sanchi came to Haveli. Dadisa welcomed them. Haldi rituals started. Ladies were singing songs & beating dhols.  Sumitra apply haldi on Anandi. Both were gets bit emotional. Dadisa had tears in her eyes too. Mahi made them laugh with his jokes. Sanchi clicks pictures. Mahi is recording everything. Dadisa danced with Sumitra along with Mahi. Anandi was wearing yellow colored ghagra choli without jewelary. She was looking fresh & happy. Sanchi praises her long hair. Mahi complimented her too.

Aapko pata hain agar bhaiya yahan hote toh behosh hoo jate aapko dekhke Mahi said.

Anandi felt shy & smiled. Sumitra attends all ladies. Ghena was helping her. Rituals were done. Dadisa asked Anandi to have bath. Sanchi asked whether she can apply haldi on Anandi. Sumitra gave her green signal. Sanchi applied haldi on her chiks. Anandi playfully apply haldi on Sanchi's chicks too. Mahi cilcked their pictures.

Bhabhi kya main aapko haldi lagaun please Mahi asked.

Anandi was surprised. She looked around for Dadisa. Dadisa was inside haveli. She puts her haldi hands on Mahi's chicks. Mahi was surprised to her gesture. He too applied haldi on her chicks too. Three of them laughed. Sanchi clicked their photo too.

Here in CH. Shiv was restless. He had bath. He checked his watch.

Abhi tak yeh dono wapass nahi aaye. Pata nahi kya kar rahe honge wahan? Phone karta hunn. Kahan hoo tum dono?

Bhaiya hum bass nikal rahe hain.

BTW Anandi hain kya wahan?

Bhabhi na hain yahi. Lekin bhaiya abhi baat nahi kar sakti. Busy hain kafi Sanchi told him.

Accha. Tum dono ab wapass aa jao. Jaldi Shiv ordered them.

Mahi & Sanchi is came back to CH. They were welcomed by fuming Shiv.

Aa gaye aap dono bade jaldi aagaye. Wahin reh jate aapni pyari bahbhi ke pass.

Hain na. Dekha Sanchi main keh raha tha na ki ruk jate hain. Bhabhi ne bhi kaha tha.

Teri toh main'.shiv scold him. Mahi & Sanchi started laughing. BTW chal mujhe photos dekha. Aur Handy cam kahan hain?

Mahi winked at Sanchi. Bhaiya gadbad hoo gaye.

Kya hua? Tune photos nikali hain na?

Haan bhiya photos nikali aur video bhi par...

Par kya? Mahi...

Nandu se galti se delecte hoo gaye sari photo aur video.

Kya????????  Shiv screamed.

Haan. Maine bahot koshish ki recover karne ki lekin no luck. Ghehna chachi ne daant bhi lagaye Nandu ko. Lekin baacha hain maine Chachi se kaha jaane dejeyeh. Maine thik kiya na bhaiya. Becchara Nandu.

Haan. Thik hain. Nandu chota hain. Galati se hua hoga Shiv said in low vocie. Sanchi & Mahi giggled.

Lekin bhai main batati hunn aako kya hua wahan Sanchi cheered him.

Hummm''''.

Bhabhi aaj toh kya dekh rahe thi yellow color mein. Unke baal bhi khule the. Kitane laambe baal hain unke'.aapko pata hain?

Haan''.suder baal hain unke.

Aapko kaise pata? Bhabhi toh hamesha sar pe pallu daalke ghommti hain.

Humari pehli maulakat ke waqt dekha tha. Tabse...shiv stopped.

Mahi & Sanchi were looking at him with curiosity. Shiv looked at him. 

Aage bolo''Shiv told them.

Well sabne unhe haldi lagvayi. Dhol baj rahe the. Sumitra aunty kafi emotional hoo gaye thi. Dadi Ji bhi.

Accha''.haan. Main samjh sakta hunn.

Aap kaise samjh sakte hain? Aap thodi na ladaki hain Sanchi teased him.

Sanchi'..shut up.

Aur phir bhabhi ne mujhe haldi lagaye Mahi told him.

Tumhe? Kyun?

Riwaaj bhai'rewaaj.

Yeh konsa riwaaj hain?

Haan bhaiya hum dono ne bhabhi ko haldi lagaye aur bhabhi ne hume Sanchi teased him.

Jhooth'.isa koi riwaaj nahi hain. Main nahi manata'.

Haan bhaiya. Sach.

Nahi'bilkul nahi.

Toh yeh leejeyeh sabot. Mahi showed him their photograpths. Shiv was shocked. Mahi & Sanchi were started laughing hard.