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Links to previous one shots in the Diwali series:
OS Diwali ki safaai https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/3283159
OS: The best Dhanteras of my life! https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/3285461
Chhoti Diwali OS: U light up my life! https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/3287283
Diwali OS: Shart-ae-Diwali https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/3289142
OS: Enjoying "Kuch nahi" day!
The night of Diwali,2:00 AM...
Arnav places a hand on Khushi's shoulder.
Arnav: Khushi,tum ab tak soi kyun nahi?
Khushi: Aap bhi toh nahi soye naa?
Arnav: Tum nahi so-ogi toh main kaise so paunga? Y r u so restless? Tell me..
Khushi: Kuch nahi. Humne kuch zyada hi khana kha liya,isiliye pet bhaari-bhaari sa lag raha hai.
Arnav: Nonsense! Tum toh itni embarassed thi ki plate bhi theek se pakad nahi pa rahi thi! Maine dekha tumne kitna,rather,kitna kam khaya,so dont lie! Aur tum is taraf mudkar baat kyun nahi kar raho? Come on,turn around..
Khushi doesnt respond.
Arnav(sternly): Khushi,I said turn around.
She complies after hearing the no-nonsense tone in his voice.
Arnav(softly): Kya hua? Tum pareshan kyun ho?
Khushi: Aapne humne yeh kyun poochha ki kal humein Rangoli banaani hai ya nahi?
Arnav: Just like that!
Khushi: Sach bataiyye naa,plz..
Khushi: Sach bataiyye naa,plz..
Arnav(gives in): Kyunki main tumhe jagana chahta tha! Har roz tum mujhe neend se jagaati ho toh.. maine socha ki kal main tumhe jagaunga.Isiliye I wanted to know ki tum kitne baje uthnewali ho,taaki main tumse pehle uth jaun.
Khushi(sighs): Hey Devi Maiyya! Hum toh kya se kya samajh rahe the!
Arnav: Kya tum is baat ko lekar pareshaan thi?
Khushi: Aur kya!? Agar yeh hi baat thi toh aap humein seedhe-seedhe keh dete naa.. Aapne humein yeh baat bataayi kyun nahi?
Arnav: Kyunki main tumhe jagaakar tumhe surprise karna chahta tha! I wanted to catch that look of surprise on ur face!
Khushi: Aap bhi naa!
She moves closer to him and puts an arm around his waist.
Arnav: Mujhe kya pata tha ki tum itni si baat ko lekar apni neend gavaa rahi hogi! Sach batao,kya yeh hi baat thi?Ya koi aur baat hai?
Khushi: Humne aapse josh-josh me shart toh lagaa li,magar phir..
Arnav: Kya?..
Khushi: Soch rahe the ki kahin.. yeh shart hum dono k beechh dooriyan na paida kar de.. Na toh humein haarna pasand hai na aapko! Isiliye.. dar tha ki.. kahin..
Arnav puts his arms protectively around her and draws her closer to himself.
Arnav: Khushi,yeh shart toh kya,aisi koi cheez nahi hai jo humare beechh dooriyan bana kar paaye!Aur na kabhi hogi!Mere liye sabse important tum ho!Is shart se zyada important,har cheez se zyada important ho tum!
Khushi smiles as a wave of realization hits her.
Khushi: Tab bhi the naa?
Arnav(confused): Tab bhi..?
Khushi: Jiji aur jijaji k sangeet k waqt.. Tab bhi hum aapk liye sabse zyada zaroori the naa? Isiliye aapne shart ki parvaah na karte huye pratiyogita jeetne me humari madad ki. Hai naa?
Arnav: I guess..
Khushi: Humein pata hai kya lagta hai?
Arnav: Kya?
Khushi: Hum dono ko pyaar toh bahut pehle hi ho gaya tha! Pyaar ka ehsaas humein der se hua!
Arnav: U're right! Okay,ab toh tumhare doubts solve ho gaye hain..?
Khushi: Ha!
Arnav: toh ab so jao!Bahut late ho gaya.. (kisses her hair) Goodnight!
Arnav: toh ab so jao!Bahut late ho gaya.. (kisses her hair) Goodnight!
Khushi(kisses his chest): Goodnight!
***********
When Khushi wakes up the next morning,she finds Arnav lying next to her on the bed,propped up on a elbow,watching her intently.
Arnav(smiles): Good morning!
Khushi: Good morning!
Arnav quickly moves on top of her & captures her mouth in a searing kiss.
After breaking the kiss,he shifts back to the other side of the bed & to his prior position.
Khushi: Humare jaagne se pehle kya kar rahe the aap?
Arnav: Tumhe dekh raha tha!
Khushi: Kab se?
Arnav: umm.. about a.. half an hour se..
Arnav: umm.. about a.. half an hour se..
Khushi: Kya?!Aap paagal ho gaye hain kya?
Arnav: Itne dino se tumhare saath reh raha hoon,tumhara kuch toh asar hona hi tha mujh par!
Khushi smacks his chest & Arnav gives a wide smile,much to her delight!
Khushi: Aap toh keh rahe the ki aap humein jagaayenge. Par hum toh khud hi jaag gaye.(pouts) Aapne humein jagaaya kyun nahi?
Arnav: Tum bhi toh keh rahi thi ki tum bahut thak gayi ho.And besides,kal raat tum bahut der se soi ho.Toh maine socha ki tumhe sone deta hoon.
Khushi: Aap ko koi kaam hai?
Arnav: Abhi toh nahi.Kyun?
Khushi: Toh kuch der humare paas letiya naa..
Arnav: Sure!
As soon as he lies down,Khushi throws her arms around his neck & rests her head on his chest.
Khushi: Humein naa.. is tarah se letkar... aapki dhadkan sunna bahut achchha lagta hai!(sighs) Humein aisa karne se bahut sukoon milta hai!
Arnav: Really?
Khushi: hmm..
Arnav: Toh.. mujhe bhi try karne do naa..
Khushi: Aap apni dhadkan kaise sun payenge?Aapka sir aapki chhaati tak thodi na pahuchega?!
Arnav: Unbelievable! Khushi,main apni nahi,tumhari dhadkan sunne ki baat kar raha hoon!
Arnav: Unbelievable! Khushi,main apni nahi,tumhari dhadkan sunne ki baat kar raha hoon!
Khushi: Oh..!
She lies down on her back & extends an arm towards him.
She lies down on her back & extends an arm towards him.
Khushi: Aaiyye..
Arnav wraps his arms around her waist & places his head on her chest.
Khushi: Ab aankhein band kar lijiye aur poore dhyan se sirf humari dhadkan ko suniye! Aapko bhi utna hi sukoon milega!
Arnav does what he's told.
Khushi(running her fingers through his hair): Kaise lag raha hai?
Arnav: U were right!
Khushi(smiles): Agar Devi Maiyya ki kripa rahi toh.. agli Diwali tak.. shaayad (touches her belly) yahaan se bhi aapko dhadkan sunai degi..
Arnav caresses her belly & kisses it.
Arnav: I'm waiting for that moment.. jab junior Khushi ki dhadkan mujhe sunaai degi! Jab woh andar kick boxing karegi aur main use feel kar paunga! It'll b so wonderful!
Khushi: Aapko gudiya chahiye?
Arnav: Yup! Mini phooljhadi! Tumhe kya chahiye?
Khushi: Chhota lard governer!
Arnav: R u serious?
Khushi: Bilkul!
Arnav gets up and so does Khushi.
Khushi: kya hua? Uth kyun gaye?
Arnav: Bada lard governer tumhe kam trouble karta hai kya jo tumhe chhota lard governer chahiye!
Khushi(smiles): Aisa mat kahiye! Itne bhi bure nahi hain humare lard governer!
Arnav(amused): Is that so?
Khushi(smiles): Aisa mat kahiye! Itne bhi bure nahi hain humare lard governer!
Arnav(amused): Is that so?
Khushi: Ji!Tabhi toh hum unke jaisa chhota lard governer chahte hain! Woh humare jeevan ko khushiyon se bhar dega!Humein amma bulaayega aur aapko papa! Humari godh me khelega aur aapki godh me susu kar dega!
Arnav: What the..!?
Khushi: Der raat tak humein jagaayega!
Arnav: Woh toh mera kaam hai!
Khushi: Humein se humara matlab tha hum dono ko!
Arnav: Kyun?
Khushi: Bachchhe aise hi hote hain,Arnavji! Din me der tak so jayenge aur phir der raat tak jaagte rahenge!Phir khud hi so jayenge! Hum use hum dono k beechh me sulayenge! Apne..
Arnav(interrupts): Hum dono k beechh kyun soyega woh? No Khushi,woh humare beechh nahi soyega!
Khushi(shocked): Haww! Aap chhote se bachchhe ko bistar k kinaare par sulayenge?Raat ko,karvat badalte waqt,gir gaya toh..?
Khushi(shocked): Haww! Aap chhote se bachchhe ko bistar k kinaare par sulayenge?Raat ko,karvat badalte waqt,gir gaya toh..?
Arnav(rolls his eyes): Nahi Khushi! Main use crib me ya paalne me sulaane ki baat kar raha tha!
Khushi(relieved): Ohh!
Arnav notices her smiling mischieviously.
Arnav(clueless): What..?
Khushi: Abhi toh bachchha aaya bhi nahi hai! Naa toh uske aane ki khabar aayi hai! Aur aap.. abhi se.. apne hi bachchhe se jal rahe hain?
Arnav: Listen Khushi,main kisi se nahi jal raha hoon!
Khushi: Achchha?
Arnav: Ha! Mujhe jo kehna tha maine keh diya-bachchha paalne me ya crib me hi soyega,bas!
Khushi: Achchha theek hai! Ab shaant ho jaiyye!
She hugs him.
Khushi: Aaj aapko office jana hai?
Arnav: Ya.. Jaldi aa jaunga,lunch time tak.
Khushi: Theek hai. (breaks the hug): Ab jaiyye,jogging kar aaiyye! Hum nahaakar rasoi me jaate hain.Jiji ne toh nashta bana bhi diya hoga. Aur..
She notices a cheeky grin on Arnav's face.
Khushi: Kya?
Arnav: Kuch nahi! (tweeks her nose) U're back to normal!
*******
Arnav: Ha aman(pause)Tumhari awaz mami ne pehchani toh nahi naa?(pause) Good job!
He enters the living room to find an elated mamiji.
Nani: Kaa baat hai,Manorama?Aap aaj bahutai khush laagat hai!
Mami: Baat ahi kuch aisi hai,sasumaa! Anjali bitiya..! Phati saadi..!
Anjali & Khushi answer together from the kitchen: Ji mamiji?
Mami: Hiyaan aao!
She notices Paayal near the dining table.
Mami: Aye Khoon bhari taang,tumhao aao!
Paayal: Aaye maaji..
Anjali: Kya baat hai mamiji?
Mami: Hum ka Dilli k ek phamous(famous) ispa(spa) se phunwa aavat raha! Humre Aakas bitwa ki marriagewa se pahile hum huaan aapan beauty tireatmeant kaaraye khaatir gaye rahe! Aur humko huaan bahutai maja aavat raha!
Anjali: Ha mamiji par.. aaj achanak,itne mahino bad,unhone phone kyun kiya?
Mamiji: Humka oo k ispesal(special) Diwali paikagewa(package) k baare maa bataaye ki khaatir!
Anjali: Oh.. achchha!
Mamiji: Kaa bataaye?Ee Diwali ki dinan maa kaam kar-kar k hum tau ejausted (exhausted) hui gaye! Hum aaj subha hi Aakas k papa se kahat rahe ki humka unwind kare ki khaatir kuchho kare ki padi! Aur dekho? Aaj oo ispa se phunwa aai gawa! Oo humse kahat rahe ki humka dhamaakedar discountwa mili hai jaun hum aapan saath 3 ladij(ladies) ka laike jaaye tau! Tau hum soche ki tum logan ka bhi Diwali ki bahutai thakaan huo gayi hai! Tau tum bhi humre saath chalo oo ispa maa!
Khushi: Par mamiji hum sab chale jayenge toh rasoi me Surya Prakashji ki madad kaun karega?
Khushi: Par mamiji hum sab chale jayenge toh rasoi me Surya Prakashji ki madad kaun karega?
Arnav: Dont worry,Khushi. Main kuch arrange kar dunga.
Khushi turned behind to look at Arnav.
The look in his eyes told her something was fishy.
Anjali: Par mamiji hum..
Naniji: Ho aaiyye naa Anjali bitiya. Manorama theek kahat rahi! Inhone kitna kaam oo humka naahi maloom,par aap teeno bahut kaam karat rahe! Aapko aaraam ki jarurat hai!Aur waisan bhi,aaj toh kuchho naahi hai.Bhaiyya dooj tau kal hai. Tau aaj aap aaram se huaan jitne samay tak jana chahe utne samay tak jaa sakat hai1
Paayal & Khushi looked at Anjali,as if to say,ur decision will b our decision!
Anjali: Theek hai.(smiles)Chaliye mamiji!
Mamiji: Abhi naahi! Naaste k baad jaaye ki padi,hum 10 baje ka appaintment liye rahe!
Anjali: Chhotey,tum jinhe SPji ki madad karne k liye rakh rahe ho,unhe 10 baje tak bhej dena.
Mamiji: Abhi naahi! Naaste k baad jaaye ki padi,hum 10 baje ka appaintment liye rahe!
Anjali: Chhotey,tum jinhe SPji ki madad karne k liye rakh rahe ho,unhe 10 baje tak bhej dena.
Arnav: Ya di,dont worry.
**********
Arnav was getting ready for office when Khushi came to their bedroom.
She looked suspiciously at him.
Arnav: Aise kyun dekh rahi ho?
Khushi: Spa walon ko aapne kaha tha na phone karne k liye?
Arnav: No! No way! Main toh kisi..
Khushi(interrupts): Jhoot mat boliye! Humein pata hai iske peechhe aap hi ka haath hai!
Arnav: Alright,I admit,yeh mera plan tha! Aur phone spa se nahi aaya tha,Aman ne kiya tha!
Khushi: Hey Devi Maiyya! Kya kya karvaate rehte hain aap Amanji se!
Khushi: Hey Devi Maiyya! Kya kya karvaate rehte hain aap Amanji se!
Arnav: Main office ja raha hoon. (cups her cheek)Enjoy urself!
Khushi(holds his hand): Aapne yeh sab kyun kiya?Aur woh gupt rehkar?
Arnav: Bataakar karta toh mami k alaava koi jaane k liye ready nahi hota! Aur.. kiya isiliye kyunki tum teeno ko unwind karne ki sakht zaroorat hai! Besides tumlogon ko spa me baithe-baithe kitchen ki tension na ho isiliye maine househelp bhi arrange karva diya hai!
Khushi(kisses his hand): Aaj toh koi tyohaar,koi parv nahi hai.Phir yeh taufa kyun?
Arnav: Toh kya hua?! Aise hi! Mera man kiya isiliye! Aur waise bhi,mujhe tumhare liye kuch karna ho toh main waise bhi karunga aur aise bhi! Kuch ho ya na ho,it doesnt matter!
NK knocks on the door.
NK: Sorry to interrupt u,lovebirds!
Arnav glares at him.
Khushi: Aaiyye naa Nanheji..
NK: Khushiji,dadiji aapko bula rahi hain.
Khushi: Hum aa rahe hain.
***********
Khushi enters the bedroom at 3 to find Arnav waiting for her.
Khushi runs to him & gives him a bear hug.
Arnav: Looks like spa treatment pasand aaya!
Khushi: Bahut pasand aaya! Humari saari thakaan door ho gayi! Aur pair aur kamar ka dard bhi!
Arnav: Great!
Khushi: Kya bataaye aapko ki humein kitna maza aa raha tha! Wahaan par khushboowali mombattiyan lagaayi hui thi aur ek mitti k bade se katore me phool sajaaye the. Unhone humare sharir par lep lagaya,humare sir ki maalish ki,humare..
Khushi: Kya bataaye aapko ki humein kitna maza aa raha tha! Wahaan par khushboowali mombattiyan lagaayi hui thi aur ek mitti k bade se katore me phool sajaaye the. Unhone humare sharir par lep lagaya,humare sir ki maalish ki,humare..
Arnav watches with a smile as an overjoyed Khushi narrates her spa experience to him.
Arnav: Bottomline is ki tumne bahut enjoy bhi kiya aur tumhare face & body k liye yeh beneficial raha! (cups her cheek)Ur face is glowing!
Khushi beams & runs to check herself out in the mirror.
Arnav: Khushi,tumhe toh tumhara gift mil gaya.Mujhe mera Diwali ka gift kab milega?
Khushi: Woh.. humne mangvaaya hai Arnavji.. Use aane me kuch 10-12 din lag jayenge.
Arnav: Tumne kaha se kya mangvaaya hai?
Khushi: Woh.. hum nahi bata sakte!
She holds his hand.
Khushi: Hum wada karte hain-Dev Diwali k din hum pakka aapko aapka tohfa de denge!
Arnav: Okay!Oh! I forgot to tell u:Aaj raat ko hum sab dinner karne baahar jaayenge aur phir late night movie bhi dekhenge.
Khushi: Sach!?
Arnav: Yup!Sach!Provided tum apna picnic basket ghar par chhodh jao!
Khushi: Manzoor! Kaunsi picture dekhne jaayenge-Angrezi ya Hindi?
Arnav: Hindi aur Salman Khan wali.Son of Sardar.
Khushi: Areh waah! Aaj kya hai kya ki aap humari itni khaatirdaari kar rahe hain?
Arnav: Kuch nahi day!
Khushi: Yeh kaisa din hai?
Khushi: Yeh kaisa din hai?
Arnav: Tumhi kal keh rahi thi naa ki kal kuch nahi hai?
Khushi: Oh! Toh aaj hum kuch nahi day manaa rahe hain!
Arnav: Ha! Aur phir.. raat ko hum kuch nahi raat manaayenge!
Arnav: Ha! Aur phir.. raat ko hum kuch nahi raat manaayenge!
Khushi: Bilkul nahi! Jab tak Shart-ae-Diwali puri nahi ho jaati,hum kuch nahi karenge!
Arnav: What the..!
Khushi: Ji! Isiliye aaj raat hum jiji k kamre me unke saath soyenge aur jijaji aapke saath yahaan soyenge!
Arnav: Noways!
Khushi: Yesways! Jahan humare liye itna kuch kar rahe hain,wahan yeh bhi kar dijiye!
Arnav: What the..!
Khushi: Ji! Isiliye aaj raat hum jiji k kamre me unke saath soyenge aur jijaji aapke saath yahaan soyenge!
Arnav: Noways!
Khushi: Yesways! Jahan humare liye itna kuch kar rahe hain,wahan yeh bhi kar dijiye!
Arnav doesnt say anything.
Khushi: Please...
Arnav:Okay!
Khushi(pulls his cheeks): Shukriya!
Arnav: Aage se main tumhare saath koi shart nahi lagaaunga!
Khushi(shrugs): Aapki marzi!
**************
Arnav & Khushi enter their bedroom well after midnight.
Arnav(thinks): achchha hua Khushi Paayal k saath sone wali baat ko bhool gayi!
Khushi: Aaj ka din toh bahut hi achchha guzra!Humne socha tha 3 dino k utsaah k baad aaj ka din pheeka-pheeka lagega! Lekin aapne yeh aam din humare liye khaas bana diya! Kuch nahi day humein hamesha yaad rahega!
Arnav: Ab hum har saal yeh din celebrate karenge!
Khushi is pleased to hear that.
Arnav: Ab hum har saal yeh din celebrate karenge!
Khushi is pleased to hear that.
Arnav: Main bahut thak gaya hoon.Main change kar k aata hoon phir tum change kar lena..
Khushi: Hum toh jiji k kamre me hi change karenge.
Arnav(shocked): What?Khushi,r u serious?Tum.. sach me aaj Paayal k saath so-ogi?
Khushi: Aur kya?
There is a knock on the door.
Khushi: Jijaji honge.Darwaza kholiye naa..
Arnav opens the door to find Akash standing there with a pillow in his hand.
Akash: Sorry bhai!
Arnav gives him an "I understand.." look.
Khushi: Hum chalte hain.Goodnight!
Akash: Goodnight Khushiji!
Khushi: Humne kaha goodnight!
Arnav(sighs): Badnight!
Khushi: Humne kaha goodnight!
Arnav(sighs): Badnight!
Khushi: Jijaji,aap let jaiyye naa...
Arnav: Ya Akash.Make urself comfortable..
Akash: Thanks bhai!
Khushi(whispers):Aap aisi sadi hui shaqal kyun bana rahe hain?
Arnav: As if u dont know!
Khushi: Gustakh maaf kariye,huzoor!Agar aap shart jeet gaye toh humein humari gustakhi k liye saza de dijiyega,bas?
Khushi: Gustakh maaf kariye,huzoor!Agar aap shart jeet gaye toh humein humari gustakhi k liye saza de dijiyega,bas?
Arnav: Main shart bhi jeetunga aur saza bhi dunga! Filhaal tum mujhe saza de rahi ho!
Khushi: Aisi baat hai kya?Chaliye,saza ko kuch.. halka kar dete hain!
Khushi blows him a kiss & then leaves the room.
Arnav(thinks): Khushi,tumne saza ko halka nahi aur mushqil kar diya!
********
Akash: Yeh ladkiyan bhi kitni ajeeb hoti hai naa,bhai?
Arnav: I swear! Totally ajeeb!
Akash: Lekin inki yeh hi baat humlogon ko achchhi lagti hai!Hai naa?
Akash: Lekin inki yeh hi baat humlogon ko achchhi lagti hai!Hai naa?
Arnav smiles & nods.
Akash: Agar yeh ladkiyan bilkul hum ladkon ki tarah hoti toh..
Arnav: Toh hum kabhi khush nahi reh pate!
Akash: Exactly!Yeh jaisi hain,jitni ajeeb hai,waisi hi theek hai! Waise.. thanks bhai! Aapki wajah se aaj Paayal bahut khush hai!Usne spa,movie,dinner sab bahut enjoy kiya!
Akash: Exactly!Yeh jaisi hain,jitni ajeeb hai,waisi hi theek hai! Waise.. thanks bhai! Aapki wajah se aaj Paayal bahut khush hai!Usne spa,movie,dinner sab bahut enjoy kiya!
The brothers hug each other.
Arnav: Goodnight Akash!
Akash: Goodnight!
*10 minutes later*
Akash: Bhai?
Arnav: Ya?
Akash: Main hamesha se aap jaisa banna chahta tha-aap jaisa bhai,aap jaisa businessman,aap jitna responsible,aap k jitna knowledgeable aur experienced! Aaj maine apni list me ek aur cheez add kar di-main aap k jaisa husband banna chahta hoon! Jaise Khushiji kehti hai-duniya ka sabse achchha pati banna chahta hoon!
Arnav smiles.
Akash: Par main kitna bhi try kar loon lekin aap jaisa nahi ban paunga,kyunki aap jaisa poori duniya me koi hai hi nahi!
Arnav: I agree! Main apne type ka duniya me eklauta piece hoon!
Akash: not at all! Aap apni class k duniya me eklaute insaan hai! Sabse unique!
Arnav: Enough Akash! Tum isse zyada taareef karoge toh mujhe Khushi ki aur yaad aayegi.
Akash: oops!Sorry!
Arnav: Goodnight!
Akash: Goodnight!
Akash: Goodnight!
**************
P.S.Sorry for posting this so late.Was busy throughout the evening so couldnt post this earlier.
Kindly ignore typos & mistakes.Happy New Year to all those who celebrated their new year today!
Translation page 4.
Bhaidooj OS is here: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/3296636
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