Datnews IndiaBy Staff on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 18:20The premiere for Jab Tak Hain Jaan was spectacular. The place was done up as an old classy theater. Lots of stars. Even Salman turned up half way through the movie. Kajol was not invited.
The movie was long though. Gonna-pee-down-my-leg long.
London. It's winter. 2002. Due to tear in the space time continuum, posters for the recent London Olympics are everywhere. Also due to this same time warp, a 47-year old is running around pretending to be in his twenties. Samar is a struggling musician, forced to work at odd jobs. Shoveling snow. Waiting tables. Selling fish! To pay for his seriously expensive guitar kit, and his designer jackets.
Enter Princess Meera. He teaches her a Punjabi song for Daddy's birthday. She explains to him the difference between constipation and conversation. Love blossoms.
Time for the core plot twist. You see, Princess Meera is cuckoo for cocopuffs. Or rather for Sir Jesus. So when Samar has a minor accident, she asks Jesus to spare his life, and promises to break up with him if he does. Like any good Catholic girl.
The light-footed Samar springs free of the accident, and is promptly dumped. He goes nuts, embittered, and ends up in Kashmir, defusing bombs in his underwear.
Enter the bubbly Anushka Sharma. She's 21, and part of the younger generation. For her, love is all "Slam, Bam, Thanks Dude". But she falls head-over-heels for the fearless Samar, makes a movie about him, and it's off to London for the premiere.
The plot has been twisted pretty good so far, but now it's finally choked to death. Samar gets retrograde amnesia, that scourge of the movie world. Everybody gets it once a year, like the common cold. He thinks he's married to Meera, blah, blah, blah, I had to pee.
Katrina is spectacularly beautiful. Like a barbie. And like a barbie, she has been frozen in the same expression for the last seven years: Sleeping Beauty. But Shah Rukh's awkward fumbling kiss doesn't help.
Kissing aside, SRK powers through his part effortlessly. It's all meaningful looks, twinkling eyes, sweetness and light. Anushka's histrionics, so enjoyable in short ads for random products, are not meant for extended exposure.
Did AR Rahman really do the music for this movie? I'm not convinced. The background track is good. But it sounds an awful lot like Motorcycle Diaries.
My favorite part of the movie was the cinematography. Spectacular. I really need to go to Ladakh!
3.5/5
Edited by laserwolf - 11 years ago
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