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ShahZur IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 13 November 2012 at 3:50pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by khamosshhh

Hilarious post. LOLLOLLOL

Somehow I haven't warmed towards either Rajev or Nik so enjoyed ur post. LOL
 
BTW ur writing shows who has been ur inspiration.Wink

CRUISER!!!Wink GOT HITCHED ON IF FORUM , HAD CHUNNU AS WELLLOL


Edited by ShahZur4Cruiser - 13 November 2012 at 3:50pm

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Posted: 13 November 2012 at 4:08pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ShahZur4Cruiser

Originally posted by khamosshhh

Hilarious post. LOLLOLLOL

Somehow I haven't warmed towards either Rajev or Nik so enjoyed ur post. LOL
 
BTW ur writing shows who has been ur inspiration.Wink

CRUISER!!!Wink GOT HITCHED ON IF FORUM , HAD CHUNNU AS WELLLOL

dID YOU READ THIS LAST YEAR BY CRUISER???

December 21, 2011:

CRUISER (blushing, happy):
 Shahzur?

Shahzur4Cruiser (combing Cruiser's hair with her manicured fingers):ummm?  

CRUISER: 
Well, now that we are together-----(blushes)----khush toh hain naa aap humaare saath? 

Shahzur4Cruiser (gorgeous smile): 
Aapko kya lagta hai? Ofcourse main BAHUTTT khush hoon Cruiser.  

CRUISER (floored):
 Ek baat bolun?Embarrassed Jab aap hansti hai naa---..bahut accha lagta hai.Embarrassed You know, I was alone, daily here the life style was work, back to apartment, cook for self, a bit of sports or news channels, bit of India Forums and that's all! Ab jab aap saath mein hain, toh lagta hai Zindagi ka koi matlab hai!..Office jaata hoon, toh lagta hai aapse door jaa raha hoon----..ghar aata hoon, toh lagta hai ki aap mera intezaar kar rahi hain---- Its most wonderful feeling! Can't describe it Embarrassed

Shahzur4Cruiser(Emotional voice): Kitne acche ho aap. I was missing so much in my life. Thanks Cruiser!..(sob)  


CRUISER (With Arnold Shwarzneigger puff of chest, pulls Shahzur closer): 
Bas paglee! Aaj ke baad, kasam hai aapko jo aap ki in khoobsoorat aankhon mein phir kabhi aansoo aaye toh---(emotion choked voice)---Please Shahzur----

Shahzur4Cruiser:
 I just---I justCry----I just----love you Cruiser. Kitna accha lagta hai jab aap funny funny posts likhte ho, Mujhe baahar ghumaane le jaate ho-----Sach---Kitni Sundar jagah hai ye-------I just love it the way you joke and have fun not just with me but with sweet kids like iwasaXXXstar, Trinket, Blue-Ice, VAZ2011, Bouredsoul, DazzlingFlora, Rainbow_warrior etc. I really love you Cruiser---really I do--Embarrassed  

CRUISER 
(70s hero, choked voice):
 Just---(sob)---Just adore you Shahzur. Bas aap hansti rehna hamesha, please! Promise?

Shahzur4Cruiser: Promise Jaan, pakka-jaan ka Waada!

  

December 21, 2012 (One year Later)  

Cruiser4Shahzur (Slightly irritated Voice): Abhi Tennis khel ke aye ho aura ab Laptop pe baith gaye?  

CRUISER (Flustered): Bas 5 minute Jaan. Kal AAP KA FARMAAN hai na Big Boss-6 ka? Ek funny si post likh doon phir---Embarrassed  

Cruiser4Shahzur (Fuming): Big Boss se hi kar lete shaadi? Meri kya zaroorat hai aapko? Angry 

CRUISER (Sharm se paani-paani, feeble voice): Shahzur..aisa mat bolo---you know I---You know I----Aap Jaanti hain main aapse kitna--- Confused

Cruiser4Shahzur: Bas Bas. Rehne doAngryBaatein kar wa lo aap se bas----..Zindagi kharaab kar li maine----accha bhala Aunty ne samjhaya thha, Shahzur beta, Khajoor se shaadi kar le, aachha, Serious type ka ladka hai khush rakhega tujhe-----Meri akal par patthar pad gaye thheCry----Aapki 10 funny, BAKWAAS posts padh ke socha, hamesha hansaayega, khuhs rakhe mujhe----Flat, Gaadi hi sab kucchh naheen hote zindagi mein Cruiser----(Sob, sob-..sob-sob-sob)  Cry

CRUISER: Please Shahzur. Aap bolo toh sahi kya karoon main aapke liye? Aap jaanti ho, aapki aankhon mein aansoo...Geek dekhkar---- hamein bahut dukh pahunchta hai Shahzur---

  

Shahzur4Cruiser (Munh bana bana kar): Hunhhh---aapki aankhon mein aaansoo dekhkar, mujhe dard hota hai-----Faaltoo ki baatein chhodo, kitchen mein jao aur aata goondho pehle. --------Chicken marinated hai, Mixer mein pyaaz-lehsun pees diya hai maine, just make some chicken curry. -------10 minute mujhe India Forums check check karne do, phir Rotiyaan main senk doongi. Itna naheen ki Rotiyaan hi banana seekh loon--- 

CRUISER (Relieved Voice, gets up as if with a spring effect): hmmm--Sure Shahzur. Just 10 minutes!Tongue 

Kitchen work done, 30 minutes later Cruiser returns to find, Shahzur's is no more Cruiser's Shazhur on India-Forums! Shocked

CRUISER (Most romantic voice): Shahzur-----Main aa gaya honey---kitchen work done!  Tongue

Shahzur4Chunnu (Irritated as hell, Juhi Parmar voice): AngryToh kya naachoon? Party doon? Neeche jao aur departmental store se Chunnu ke liye Ek Pampers ka bada pack leke aao fauran.Angry Aur haan, Thodi fresh vegetables aur fruit juice bhi. Perfume section mein nazar maar lena aur Mera Blusher kit aur ek Givenchy ya DKNY perfume bottle lete aana. ------Picchli baar ki tarah apni ghatiyaa choice waali mardaana perfume mat laana. Atleast learn what girls like. Hunhhh  

CRUISER (In agony): Sab karoonga magar aapne ID kyun change ki? Aapne toh kaha thha zindagi bhar Shahzur4Cruiser rahogi--- 

Shahzur4Chunnu (Folds hand and spitfires): Ouch Spare me now! Zindagi bhar bacche bane rahoge? 3-4 Chicchori ladkiyaan likh deti hain WOW Cruiser, we love your sense of humour aur aap? Hunhhh!----------- (Samjhaate hue, eyes rolling)--------- For God's sake grow up now. Ab sirf hum do naheen hain. Chunnu bhi hai. Jimmedaariyaan hain ab aapke sir par. Now Shahzur4Chunnu aur Cruiser4Chunnu suit karta hai hamein. Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap Chunnu se bhi chhote ho----ufff Angry  

CRUISER: Accha, accha, main jaa raha hoon. Bas aap naaraz naheen hoon please----(trying to lighten atmosphere & change topic)-----Shahzur? Waise kya lagta hai aapko? Kaun jeetega is baar Big Boss? Mere khayaal se Inzamam ul Haq----  

Shahzur4Chunnu (breathing fire): Angry Inzamam jeete ya Bobby Darling. Aapko milne waale hain kya ek karod? Hain? Hain? Bolo?Angry---Uff EK ye Chunnu hai, Call Center ka employee baccha, Raat bhar sone naheen deta, aur ek Ye Chunnu Ka baap hai---ufff! Khade kyun ho abhi tak?  Gurrr!!!!Angry

CRUISER(Sheepishly): Jaa raha hoon yaar---baal toh bana lene do ek minute---- Shocked

Shahzur4Chunnu (Now resembling a fiery Maa Kaali): Kyun? Departmental store mein woh purple suit waali Trinket wait kar rahi hai? Ya wo Chhutki Dazzling Flora? Ya iwasaXXXstar ke saath Arbat street par McDonald ka Burger khaane jaa rahe ho? Saat Rang ki Saree mein Rainbow_Warrior wait kar rahi hai, ya Neeli Saree mein Blue_Ice? Ya Maroon Suit mein VAZ?Angry 

CRUISER (Helpless plead): Aise kyun bol rahi ho. They are all sweet girls. I don't even know them personally. Last 2-3 toh married bhi hain inmein se! 

Shahzur4Chunnu: Toh? AngryMujhe acchi tarah yaad hain aapki ek ek baat. Yaad hai shaadi ke pehle jab maine poocha thha kya aap Shaadi ke Baad bhi mujhe itna hi pyaar karoge Cruiser, toh kya kaha thha aapne? 

CRUISER (proudly smiling): Bilkul yaad hai. TongueAapko hansaane ke liye maine kaha thha, ki Married ladies toh mujhe aur bhi jyaada pasdand hain---kitna hansee bhi thhi aap, yaad hai?--- 

Shahzur4Chunnu (Gurrate hue): Wohi toh! Angry Baad mein samajh mein aaya mujhe tumhara asli character. Aapne wo bilkul seriously bola thha! I know. 

CRUISER (Gigidaate hue): Please Shahzur. Main Departmental store jaa raha hoon yaar. Bhagwaan ke liye galat baatein mat bolo!I think I should stop making any posts at this India Forums. Aaj hi Farewell speech type karke post karta hoon--- 



Shahzur4Chunnu(Trembling with anger): Angry KOI ZAROORAT NAHEEN HAI----Ye------Maine----type---------kiya----aur ye raha-----aapka FINAL MESSAGE   

Shahrukh4Chunnu: Dear India-Forums Members. This has been a wonderful journey and my husband is thankful to all of you for all your love and support. Please be informed that, he is a married man with a beautiful child now. He is not really fulfilling his household responsibilities as he should. On his behalf, I am posting this to bid a final goodbye to all of you. Thanks for everything. BYEAngryAngry
 

Edited by cruiser51 - 11 January 2012 at 3:19pm 

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ShahZur IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 13 November 2012 at 7:49pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by tanasha1993

Nipillu, nice one shahzur! ROFL

THANKSLOL

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