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Posted: 05 December 2012 at 4:11am | IP Logged
@Neha  dont you think it's normal with that kind of declaration ? Ermm
@Prati  hillarious,,,,,,,,,,,lolzzz,,,,,,,,LOL

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Posted: 05 December 2012 at 4:11am | IP Logged
donji  kya khoob likha haiROFL,

Ajee in raudra roop,

waiting for halwa comptitionDay Dreaming

keep writingTongue

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Originally posted by anshurg5

donji  kya khoob likha haiROFL,

Ajee in raudra roop,

waiting for halwa comptitionDay Dreaming

keep writingTongue
 
Jagya...Gaya...LOLLOL
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Posted: 05 December 2012 at 4:14am | IP Logged
Shya ff part 1

Jaghead is running away from home.. he is very scare with her kyu kyu.. just day before she feed him pizza.. har baar wahi pizza aru ruabab to aisa mere sng ka pizza..Dead

 

Jagya is very dukhi.. us bar bar ek hi chehra yaaad aaraha tha..Embarrassed

 

(background)

 

Kesariya balam 

He remember shiv face..  duppata flying on his faceDay Dreaming… he remember how he punch him very sweetly how he take her police staionEmbarrassed.. that lock up.. where he can keep with him.. but kambakt diovrce bhich mai aagayaAngry

 

He thought for while shiv muje kaha milega ab tu… maie tujeh dudhu kaha… mil ja tu muje jaha mera ghar ho waha…Embarrassed

 

Then he watch gaury is nearbye Cry

 

He hide himself.. is se pehle ko wo use daboch kar uske shiv se dur kar de.Ouch

 

Gaury is walking ..Shocked (chal rahi are ha yaad aaya gadi to isne khud hi uda di thi) LOL

 

"pizza khatam ho gaya.. kaha se luSilly…. Ha ye accha hoga Embarrassed… "

Bahisahab pizza dena please.. wasie ye pizza accha nahi hai mera sng ka pizza to bahot testy hai…

 

Jaghead thank his starts that his pizza balam busy in pizza.. he thought to escape…

 

 

to be continue... jan ke liye dekhiye shya ka pyar... 


Second part

Jaghead thinking what should do..Confused

 

He goes to another shopkeeper.. purchase pizza and keep tag on pizza 

 

wright in shuddh hindi Wink

 

"sng ka pizza"WinkSilly

 

He asked that boy left this  on couter..LOL

 

Guary saw that jump in excitement.. mere sng ka pizza mer sng ka pizza Embarrassed

 

And she run away with pizza shouting dansing .. and jumping..StarROFL

 

Suddenly he heard someone talking on  phone

 

Collector sahib ki shadi Ouch

 

:jaghead feel his heart breakBroken Heart

 

"mere shiv ki shadi ye nahi hosakti' aasman ne injection kyu nahi leiyeaShocked.. .dharti ko diabetis kyu nahi hogaya.Shocked. aur to aur gaury ko memo kyu nahi mil gayaShocked.." " mera sath hi aisa kyu huava" kyu kyu kyu ShockedROFL

 

Now ekta angle

 

KYU first camera on jaghead face Cry

Kyu second on shopkeeper face Shocked

Kyu third camera on bholibhali janta face who watching Angry

Kya ab khud jaghead ka face.. jisne khud kya bola wo bulgaya with confused expression Confused

 

Ha jaghead again

 

" ha yaad aagaya.. ye shadi mai hargiz nahi hone dunga.. shiv muje pata hai tumhe unhone kisi kone mai band karke rakha hoga.. daro mat mai aarahu hu tumhe bachane banker chaddi man.CoolEvil Smile."

 

Chaddi man chaddi man chaddi man

syringe lekar operation karkar

Jo niklata hai

Wo kehlata hai

Chaddi man Evil Smile

 

Aara hu mai shiv aara hu mai apne sacche pyar ke real dose ke liye' hamare sacche pyar ki nishni jail ke liye' 

part 3 

jaghead is running. Shocked. thode der baad use khayal aay jaitsar to wo daude ki paucho nahi saktaSilly. tab tak to shiv ki shadi bhi hojayegi.. ROFL

wah par gaury madam eating p;izza.. Evil Smile

chalo ye chota sa tukda jagat ke liye thik rahge.. waise wo hai kya.. suddenly she remember her saccha pyar..ShockedLOL

she look everywhere .. palang ke niche.. pillow ke covers ki ander.. kabhi bhi nahi mila.. where he is.. kabhi dustbin mai to nahi chup gaya..Confused. she panicked. shit ab shirt gandi karega to dhoyega kounLOL

uske collector.. she said in jealousy.. Angry
and then her eyes turn to photo... her sasumaAngry

oye kahi ye ghar to nahi chala gaya.. mai apne challenge to kho nahi sakti.. 

sasuma mai apna  challenge aapko nahi dungi.. dekhna ab ye challaeger kya karti hai.. Sleepy

she called jagya.. he is enjoying vadapav with bhikari and suddenly he heard ring 
jaghead: vadapav ke naam pai koun bol raha hai baba

gaury : challenge.. abhi gar wapas aajavo.. jaha bhi kahi ho... varna waha se utha ke lekar aavungi.. 

jaghead think himself. ye challenge koun haiShocked Sleepy, ab use bechare ko nahi pata na,, ki uski mom ke sath kya game planning huvi thi gaury ki

he replied

jaghead: no challenge.. wrong number.. Sleepy
gaury is fumming .. mai ye challage itna pizza khile ne baad mere khilaf sirf use shiv collector ke liye kha ye uske paass jo mera pass nahi. mere pass sng hai, degree hai .. noukry hai.. maa bhi hai aur to aur pizza hai.. us shiv ke pass kya hai . .and she run to jaitsar Shocked

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Part 4

And then slowly gaury realized what she just called jaghead.. Challenge.. Shockedwhat she screamed and run 2 kilometer in fast speed ..ROFL

 

Then she realize that she is runningShocked.. again she though ase doundung ti pizza ke supply kam hojayegi.. bus kar leti huSleepy… meri sng bus ke paise deti hai… anandi ko yahi bolkar jalungi.. she though happily..Wink

 

Lo abhi tak anandi par atiki huva hai , saoutan change ho gayi par aadat nahi gayi…Wacko

 

Then thought to..

 

Oh my god maine use challenge kaha .. kahi use pata chal gaya to.. to wo collector ke sath bhag jayega shadi kar lega.. ghar basayega… hospital banayega.. fir mera aur sng ka kya hoga..Shocked

 

Nahi…. Ye mai nahi hone dungi..Broken Heart

 

Lekin pehle kuch kha leti hu.. fir apni soutan ke bare mai sochti hu Approve

 

Ye lo.. is bevde ne ek aur kaam badha diya mere list mai..Angry pehle mai aaram se bathkar anandi ko tane mara karti thi..Big smilekitna lekin ab.. us shiv ko kya bolu is baat par hi atak jati hu…AngrykarmajaliShocked… aur kuch bol hi nahi sakti..shit agar apni sout ko kuch bol na sako to bhala kya fayda aise pati ka…Ouch par fir bhi job hi ho wo hai to challenge..

 

I am coming ssasuma ma… he ha ha..Evil Smile

 

She take some vinbhut fuk jhad to shiv.. and started sayimg

 

Aaltu jalal tu buri bala ko tal tu

Tension wention chode de gaury

Jagya ban ja paltu Star

 

 

Other hand jaghead is dreaming… that he is running.Shocked. haila fir se bhag raha hai kuch kaam nahi kya ise LOL

 

Hs bhikari friend is chasing him form vadapav.. Winkhe is running with padavan and then suddenly he fail in mud.. LOLand then he see someone standing there.. Looking at him back with love full eyes.. its shiv Embarrassed

 

Shiv give him hand and asked him come out.. Day Dreaming

 

Background music

 

(aayo re aayor re aayo re maro dholna)  Day Dreaming

Shiv slowly give his kharab handkerchief to wipe his mud on his face.. and asked pyar se..

Ye kichad  kaise lagaEmbarrassed

 

Jaghead saw hin and start sing song like filmy style

 

Gaury bani bevdi

Pizza khane lagi

Shiv ke liye muje

Time milne lagi  Tongue

 

 

mai jata raha jail

shiv dikhne laga Day Dreaming

vadapav se

bate mai karne laga Embarrassed

 

kya ye mere tisra saccha pyar hai

 

ye jail ke they wo.pal

Sab gaya badal

Shiv ke sath jo main waqt bityaya Big smile

 

Gaury ke sath rishta Cry

Kya dkhota mera Dead

Ki jistrah shiv se me mil gaya Tongue

 

You hi rahe har dam 

Jail ka mousam Embarrassed

You he rahe shya

Janomo janam 

 

mai jata raha jail

shiv dikhne laga

vadapav se

bate mai karne laga

 

kya ye mere tisra saccha pyar haiDay Dreaming

 

 

and suddenly he saw gaury behindDeadand he wake up from his dream..

 

Jaghead thought.

 

Ye bhootni mere sapne mai kya kar rahi thi.. aagayi shiv ke piche yaaha bhi.. kuch karma padega uska… Angry


then he started walk towards jaitsar


dekhte rahiye shya ka pyar.. LOL


Jaghead in in way of jaistrar.D'oh. abhi tak.. ullu ka pattha…Silly

 

In haveili anandi is doing poojaEmbarrassed she is singing bhajan with her madhun aawaj..Wink

 

Om jai jagdish hare swami jai jagdish hare. Bhaktjano ke sankat ... LOL

 

Dadisa walk in and cut her in between

 

Tari bhari hove.Shockedkahe chori.. apne pati ka naam lene ke bajay ye kal bol rahi hai tu..LOLagar mhare shib ne sun liye to kita bura lagega.. chal shiv ke naam wala bhajan bolTongueLOL

 

Anandi is look back and try to remember other bhajan..LOL

She start sing.. oh jay jay shiv shaker kata lagena kankar ye pyala tere naam ka pia.. gir javungi mai mar javungi..ROFL

 

Oye girne marne ke baat kare hai tu….Shocked  kya karu is ladki ka devi maa ROFL

Poor anandi don't know what to do..

Anandi try to sing.. shiv shiv shiv shiv.. aadi anant shiv..Day Dreaming yogi mahadev..Star (right is strictly reserve to like ok forum) Evil Smile

 

Finally its make sense to dadisa as she gone with dadaji on her first date Day Dreaming

 

 

Jagya is arrive at jaitsar.. he run in haveli.. mai aagaya mai aagaya leke jana hai apna pyar.Embarrassed.

 

Anandi come out listing all hangama by jagat.. aka katora balam Wacko

 and bharion come out to looking at  his son

 

Beshram nalayak nirlaj..Angrytu yaha par kya kar raha hai tuje sharam nahi aayi jo muh utha ke chala aaya… ja nikal ja yaha se.. chup ja sng ke chav mai.. gurki.. ke paav mi.. nikalAngry

 

Jagat stading in front of bapusa sina tane ROFL

 

Mai asie to nahi janewala.. pehle aap mera pyar de deijiye.. mai yaha se chalajavungaBlushing

 

Annadi look bore.. she is just busy to practice song of shiv shiv.Embarrassed

 

Bapusa.. oye teri pizza bivi nahi hai hamare pass.Angry. aur na hi ham use apne pass kabhi rakhegi.. uska pizza ka kharaj aur uski kyu kyu ki rat nahi sunni muje Angry

 

Jagat : garui uski baat koun kar raha hai.. mai to apne sacche pyar ke liye aaya hu Cool

 

Oye sacha pyar  ds come in too after completing her date with shiv ke dadduEmbarrassed

 

Dadisa: tari bhari hove.. ye koun hai ab.. mhari anandi ki pass wasp aane ke sochna bhi mat.. wo to mhare shiv ke liye hai Embarrassed

 

Jaghat: ha shiv mera shiv.. mai apne shiv ke liye aaya huDay Dreaming

 

Dadisa bhario and baki family too: kyaShocked

 

Anandi notice that everyone is shocked.. She stop Sing bhajan and listen again and shocked to hear shiv..Shocked

 

Everyone is left shocked… jagat is retrun but not for anandi but for shiv…

 

OmgShocked

 

Kyu huva.. ghar mai ek bomb futa… wait karo gauri aayegi to dusra bhi futega..Dead

to be continue... 

 

part 7


bharion asked him to get out as he have buri njar on his damadji.. WinkLOL.. jaghat tharky still   return.. bharion catch his collar throw outside haveli.. jagat keep coming back like boom rang.. Wink.. finally shiv entered in haveli and shocked to see jagat there.. he is coming with singing song.. sheela sheela k ijavai.. mai hu sexy collectors sab ko yahi kahani.. Wink.. anaandi heard his song and shout at him

How many you have in your office.. that your are singing now sheela ki javani.. Cry

shiv notice his honewali biwi. get scared and explaine that he just comleting his assignment..he thought is he introduce new song to jatisar to its good for welfare of village and him too.. Wink

jagat saw shiv and mesmerized with his wet looks..ShockedDay Dreaming forget to mention he walk rain. . forgetting his umbrella.. Blushing

he come doudo to shiv side and asked him to come with him

" mere priy collector in jail.. mission never fail.. plesase come back to me.. we will play marriage ka khelShocked.. ROFL

anandi look shocked at jagat now trying to snach her.. jalebi pyar.. LOL

shiv look at him with non interested look and start giving bhashan.. how this kind of realtionship never work. what we need to do stop all this.. and what will be advatage and disadvatage of relationship.. he expalin he will take to government official with this issue.. as this issue is in jatisar too. ShockedROFL

jagat look at him blank face and faint seeing all this.. LOL
he thought this nakchadi anandi turn his tisra bholabhla saccha pyar agaisnt him so he thought he must be go to court to faisla who love shiv more EmbarrassedDay Dreaming

singh family is so much shocked how come this happens suddenly.. why jagat is behind there bhola bhala damadShocked.Angry khajan singh come to taking ma chandi roop to remove jagat name from system..LOL. but before he reach jagat run away from there to courtDead


in court

judge is stting on his chair ans asked jagat what his problem. he called all singh family too.. all are seating theere anandi with shiv offcourse Embarrassed

jagat is shouting and shouting on how singh family stole his saccha tisra pyar.. and he want his pyar back.. court asked who love shiv more proven it

anandi explain how she done his telmalish with her hands.. even taking care of him always.. she even take to his vaid for his davai.. LOL


jagat shouted back that she give his pyar kadvai davaiCryLOL and telmalish can only give him sardi.ROFL so this is not saccha pyar of hers.. because for only him he keep in jail for one day.. hoping he will come to see him. .this is what saccha isra pyaar. Day Dreaming

anandi is become more angry listing this.. she turn her attention to judge and jagat.. and replied.. oye mamu dimag ka dahi nahi bananeka.. samja kya.. Shockedkab se apna tan pura baja rahe la hai. ye kiya wo kiya.Sleepy. ek sabjiwale ko kya dho dala apne aapko rajnikant samjne lag gaya.. Wacko

oye shane..Pig shiv ke pass aaaya na khopdi ki niche ched karungi ki teri pizze bive bhi samj nahi payegi ki ched bana kaise.. ROFL..

jagat cried and said to court ye dekho ye dhamki deti hai Cry

shiv is proud with anandi talks.. Embarrassed.. how can his honewali wife can talke this language so nice.. Day Dreaming

court said to anandi she need to clam and prove her love for shiv. LOL

anandi replied.. oye taklu judge.. bahot sunli tera tanpura.. sun abhi kya.. ab se ye tharky pagal prove karega ye shiv se kitna pyar karta hai.. isliye halva  competition hona chahiye.. jiska halwa shiv ko pasand aayega wo uske sath date par jayega.. aur fir social welfare ca competion hoga.. is dono mai jo jyada marks layega shiv uska.. ROFL

to be continue

dekhte rahiye shya ka pyar.. ROFL


done ab tak ka 

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Posted: 05 December 2012 at 4:15am | IP Logged
yeh kya tha shya ka pyaar sexy collector sheula jawani ROFLtoo good 
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Posted: 05 December 2012 at 4:16am | IP Logged
Originally posted by ritzi12

yeh kya tha shya ka pyaar sexy collector sheula jawani ROFLtoo good 
oye tune padha hai na ritzi.. bhul gayi tu.. adha hi padha tha tab shayad.. ROFL

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Posted: 05 December 2012 at 4:17am | IP Logged
Originally posted by adi2512

Originally posted by anshurg5

donji  kya khoob likha haiROFL,

Ajee in raudra roop,

waiting for halwa comptitionDay Dreaming

keep writingTongue
 
Jagya...Gaya...LOLLOL


i want to see Sjee's expressions on eating j's halwaROFL

@donji post all the parts

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i came to say  tat my stalking and ivestigation activities ne mujhe bataya ki sang ka case mein kya hua tha  Cooli can understand y she was  hurt

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