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Posted: 09 November 2012 at 12:14pm | IP Logged
Hindi Jokes 
Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? 
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi 



Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? 
Student: vidya ke khaatir 
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? 
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir 


Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi? 
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap? 
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga 


1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho. 
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi. 


Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na. 
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor. 


Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna. 
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai 

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo. 
Patient: teek hai doctor 
(ek hafte ke baad) 
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya? 
Patient: nahi doctor. 
Doctor: kyu nahi? 
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe 

Funny Hindi Jokes 
1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho? 
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo 


Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai. 
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai. 
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa 


Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai. 
naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai 


Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai? 
Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga? 
Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa 

Jokes in Hindi 
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya. 
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo

Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa: 
"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?" 


Ek kadvaa sach :-) 
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai, 
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai, 
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti 


suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa 
maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo. 
suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa 


Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga 
Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hoo 


Customer: yeh kya offer hai? TV liya to 10 kerchief free!!! 
Salesman: TV serials dekhne ke baad aapki aansoo ponchne ke liye 


Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi. 
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya? 
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha 


Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge. 
customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do 

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Posted: 09 November 2012 at 12:24pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by DAPS

<font color="#ff0000" size="4">Hindi Jokes
Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi</font>



<font color="#ff0000" size="4">Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir


Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga


1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho.
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.


Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.


Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
</font>
<font color="#ff0000" size="4">
</font>

<font color="#006600" size="3">Funny Hindi Jokes
1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho?
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo


Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa


Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.
naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai


Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai?
Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?
Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa
</font>

<font color="#006600" size="3">Jokes in Hindi
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo
</font>

<font color="#0000cc" size="4">Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa:
"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?"


Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti


suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa
maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.
suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa


Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga
Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hoo


Customer: yeh kya offer hai? TV liya to 10 kerchief free!!!
Salesman: TV serials dekhne ke baad aapki aansoo ponchne ke liye


Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha


Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge.
customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do
</font>
<font color="#0000cc" size="4">
</font>
<font face="Verdana" size="4" color="#cc6600">do press like and leave ur lovely comments</font>
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<font face="Verdana" size="4" color="#cc6600">_DEWA_Wink</font>



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Thank you so much for the pm.
I'm in love with this thread...

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This is really wonderful.
I badly need to visit this thread quite often to get relieved from all the tensions in my life.
Thank you so much for the pm.
I'm in love with this thread...
[/QUOTE] THANKS AND U R ALWAYS WELCOM ASMAWink
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Posted: 09 November 2012 at 12:47pm | IP Logged
Hahhahha my got my stomach is paining now cant stop laughing dapsss loved it u rock

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Hilarious!! LOL
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