Difference btw American FIlms and Indian FIlms

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Posted: 11 years ago
Difference btw American FIlms and Indian FIlms 😆😆😆


5-> things American Movies Teach Us:

1. Chinese Have Nothing Better to do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu.
2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA Agents, Working Undercover.
3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To Promote Basketball / Baseball.
4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking U.S.
5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves & Vampires
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5-> things Indian Movies Teach Us:

1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.
2. While Defusing A Bomb, Do NotWorry, Whichever Wire You Cut'You "Always Choose The Right One".
3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans Up His Wound.
4. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He Is Suspended From Duty.
*The Most Hilarious*
5. If You Decide To Start Dancing On The Street, Everyone You Meet Will Know The Steps.


Source : Tamil Cinema Express

Edited by Ravi. - 11 years ago
Posted: 11 years ago
Add this too,
A Hero must know the mother sentiment ...
A hero must love only a millionaire heroine and after their wedding they will throw out heroine's parents (bcz they are always evil nah for opposing their daughter's match making with a cleaner/carpenter/mechanic/labor/goons etc etc  )..And our hero will advise his wife to cook and clean his shirts ,though she born with a silver spoon ..(bcz thats what a women should be 😆 in his masculine angle )...
A nonstop chasing for heroine's money and our saviour will save her all in one hand ..(telugu tagline mostly)
All the hero's in god's own country are a police officer /army/air force etc...and they were busy in finding the whereabouts of terrorist ...mysteriously !!
though there are so many problems in our country to solve ...our bollywood's only problem is to find a solution for turning a teenage girl to fall a guy ..seriously ðŸ˜³...

For Us 

All the aliens Know only us in our whole universe to land themselves ðŸ˜²
Even the dead fossils like (deno,or a DNA regenerative Apes revenges only USian's )
When a spider bites instead of plating antiseptic ,the victim will turn over to a supernatural Hybird creature ...so many man's in their list    ðŸ˜†
lets leave the creature's even the machines have transformed themselves to super destructiors for american's only 

 
Posted: 11 years ago
@vanadhi akka

some points thana sonnathu 😆 ipdi neraya sollitai pogalam 😆


parthathum kadhal.. item song ipdi nu 😆
Posted: 11 years ago
i have seen that indian movies part in fb too ðŸ˜†
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