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Posted: 06 November 2012 at 4:56am | IP Logged
A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.

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Posted: 06 November 2012 at 4:56am | IP Logged
There were three restaurants on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the City."

The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the World."

On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said "The Best Restaurant on this Block."

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Posted: 06 November 2012 at 5:06am | IP Logged
Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"
Johnny: "Nothing, sir."
Principal: "Exactly!"

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Posted: 06 November 2012 at 5:07am | IP Logged
Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.

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Posted: 06 November 2012 at 9:41am | IP Logged
Last day instead of saying "Bachna ae Haseeno" 

I blabered out "BECHNA ae Haseeno" ROFL

and for a min all my friends went silent and then ruptured into laughter...!  ROFL

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Posted: 07 November 2012 at 8:36am | IP Logged
No one interested in cracking nor reading jokes??

Here is one, 

some staffs would behave like they know English!

"both of you understand the tree"

"please keep silence, the principal just passed away"

"what are you doing in the front of my back?"


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Posted: 07 November 2012 at 11:08pm | IP Logged
Where can we find a
sea without water
and earth with out
people?
Ans: On the map 2)which is the laziest
mountain?
Ans: Ever-rest 3)A thing has a
spark at one end and
a fool at the other
Ans:Cigarette

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Posted: 07 November 2012 at 11:10pm | IP Logged
Where can we find a
sea without water
and earth with out
people?
Ans: On the map

2)which is the laziest mountain?
Ans: Ever-rest
3)A thing has a Spark at one end and
a fool at the other
Ans:Cigarette

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