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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 7:15am | IP Logged
ROFL Nice thread Monika.
 
 
Q:  Why is six afraid of seven?
A:  Because seven eight (ate) nine.
 
 

Q:   Why is math the saddest subject?
A:   Because it has so many problems and also you go on solving a problem for 1 hour or even more (and that may take some 5 A4 size pages) and at last what comes out is a wrong answer.

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Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,

Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

 
 
Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,

Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

 
 
Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,

Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,

Women that don't spend = Donkeys

 
 
To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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Santa to shopkeeper: Dettol soap hai kya .
Shopkeeper (with finger inside nose ) : haan ji.
Santa : Toh Hath doh kar 250 gm chini de LOL

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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longerinterested?"  
         
student : "A teacher". LOL Wink

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Teacher: what comes after A?
Student: kya bolti tum


- HAHA Day Dreaming

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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
Student: Sorry my mom wouldn't let me go so far. LOL Tongue

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".

PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." Smile

PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." LOL Tongue

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Tongue

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! Tongue Dead

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is! Big smile
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : PAPPU ROFL ROFL

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This GOTW reminded me of some jokes that I came up with for an assignment in my Human Pathologies course. But before I post them, I would like to warn you:

Warning: Due to the combination of low comedy and high geekiness, the following jokes can cause both mental (by producing confusing emotions like Angry Ouch Confused Shocked Unhappy Cry Disapprove Stern Smile Wacko D'oh) and physical harm (by inducing actions like     ). READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Now that you have been warned, here are the jokes Tongue:


Chotu: Why are viruses good at math?
Badu: I don't know. Confused
Chotu: Because they are always multiplying! Smile


A human immuno difficiency virus walks into a bar; the bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here" Angry; the HIV walks out, evolves and comes back in; the bartender says, "hello sir, what can I get you?" Smile


Chotu: Why can't a virus throw dinner parties?
Badu: I don't know. Confused
Chotu: Because it can never be the host! Smile


A bacteriophage walks into a restaurant; the coat check attendant says, "may I take your coat, sir?" Smile; the bacteriophage says, "that's quite alright. I prefer to leave my coat outside"! Approve


Chotu: How did the virus cross the road?
Badu: I don't know. Confused
Chotu: It infected the chicken! Smile


A measles virus and a polio virus are talking; the measles virus says "I hate my job; nothing good ever happens; I hate my life; in fact, I don't even know if I'm alive or not!" Cry. The polio virus says "geez! I don't know why you have to be so negative about everything!". The measles virus says "I can't help it; it's in my genes!" Stern Smile


Chotu: Why are viruses so funny?
Badu: I don't know. Confused
Chotu: Because they produce the humoural response! Smile



Okay, no tomatoes please (or eggs, farhana)! LOL If you have a good biology background, I hope you understood at least some of the jokes Tongue. If you're not into biology, or if the jokes flew right over your head, you can try google or ask me, and I'll try to explain ('try' being the key word here LOL). Anyways, hope you had a laugh!


Edited by -SamiR- - 05 November 2012 at 8:10pm

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