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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 5:26am | IP Logged
Judge You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 5:27am | IP Logged
Bad luck while sending sms Stern Smile

Girl: hi baby. :)
.
Boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
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Girl: are u there...??
.
Boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
girl: are u ignoring me or
what...??
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Boy: honey im not... im here..
(sending failed)
girl: ok! it's over: dont u ever
talk to me again!
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Boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >.<
.
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(message sent)

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SAIBALROUTH

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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 5:29am | IP Logged
After our Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,

"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You . . ." Tongue

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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 5:34am | IP Logged
Q: What did one photon say to the
  other photon?
A: I'm sick and tired of your
  interference.

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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 5:35am | IP Logged
Customer: I have been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to inquiries, can you help?
Operator: Where did you get that number from, sir?
Customer: It was on the door to the Travel Centre.
Operator: Sir, they are our opening hours. ROFL ROFL

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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 6:06am | IP Logged
A Man found a LAMP in d street..He rubbed It.. It burst & he died..


Moral:"Not Everythin belongs to ALAUDIN, Some belong to BIN LADEN too!

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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 6:50am | IP Logged
Thanks Monika for the thread! Embarrassed I'm here to spam! Wink LOL



What is TENSION ?Smile

Ladki ne apse lift mangi, raste me uski tabiat bigad gai!

Aap hospital le gaye, Doctor ne bola  " aap Baap ban'ne wale ho!!"LOL 

Apko TENSION...!!Shocked

Aap bole me iska Bap nahi!!!...Shocked. Ladki boli "Yehi Baap hein" Wink

Apko aur TENSION...!!Shocked

Phir police aai, apka medical check up huaa. Confused
Aur report aai ke aap toh kabhi Baap hi Nahi ban sakte...!Tongue

Aap ne Uparwale ka shukria ada kia...! Embarrassed


Aur phir shocha ke,...?!! Ghar pe jo 2 bache hein?!!.. Woh kis ke hein??...!! Shocked

Aapko phir TENSION...!!!Shocked


ROFLROFLROFL

I hope everyone would enjoy this...!! Big smile

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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 6:53am | IP Logged
Joke 1

Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?

Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly


Joke 2


Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...

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