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#GOTW- CRACK A JOKE# : D (Page 2)

-SamiR- Goldie

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Posted: 04 November 2012 at 1:46pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by monika_2691

thanks buddy Smile and GOTW stands for Game of the week

D'oh Of course! That makes sense. Thanks for answering a stupid question monika Smile

@ farhana - Posted in the wrong thread! I think you're looking for 'crack an egg' thread LOL

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farhana874 IF-Dazzler

Joined: 08 April 2012
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Posted: 04 November 2012 at 1:56pm | IP Logged
SamiR...Kya karoon! Couldn't remember any joke...Toh socha kuch toh crack kar doon!Embarrassed

Edited by farhana874 - 04 November 2012 at 2:10pm

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UMDU IF-Dazzler

Joined: 31 August 2012
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Posted: 04 November 2012 at 3:41pm | IP Logged
Nice way to keep ourselves occupied.Let me try some.

1. Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?


Teacher: What is this?

Student: You only told us yesterday it is H to O

2. Santa: Is dunia main kitne desh hain.

Banta: Ek hi tho desh hain India baki sab to videsh hain.

3.Santa: Ek baar mere upar se gaadi nikal gayi phir bhi main bach gaya.

Banta: Is me kaun se badi baat hain.Mere upar se kai baar aeroplane nikal chuka hai phir main zinda hoon.

4. Drunk wife pointing the torch at it : Look there is the moon   if you love me get it for me na..

Husband who is equally drunk: Do you take me to be a fool. If I try to reach the moon through the light and you switch off the torch won't I fall down.

5. Santa and his wife had a child after 3 months of marriage.Santa got suspicious and asked his wife how that is possible.
Biwi: Aap ki shaadi ke kitne mahine hui

Santa Teen mahine

Biwi: Meri shaadi ko

Santa: Teen mahine

Biwi.Bacha kitne mahino main hua

Santa: Teen mahino main.

Smiling Santa said ab mujhe samaj main aaya nau mahine kaise hui.

6. Santa to a shopkeeper; Do you have a very good quality Dettol soap.

Shopkeeper: Yes Yes we many do you want?

Santa: Are you sure it is of good quality?

Shopkeeper: Of course it is how many should I pack?

Santa: Can you show them to me?

Shopkeeper took it out having an irritated expression

Santa: Wash your hands with this and get me 5 kgs atta.

7. Santa to railway TT : When will the train  to Jalandhar come?

TT: 7.30

Santa: Train to Gwalior?

TT: 8

Santa: Train to  Bhopal?

TT 6, Lekin aap ko jaana kahan hain?

Santa: kahi nahi sirf track cross karna tha.

8. Santa: I am a proud father today my son is in a medical college.

Banta: Congrats what is he studying? 

Santa: He is not studying anything they are studying him.

Edited by UMDU - 04 November 2012 at 4:27pm

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monika_2691 Goldie

Joined: 23 September 2010
Posts: 1504

Posted: 04 November 2012 at 11:32pm | IP Logged
Whenever I Find The key To Success, Someone Changes The Lock.
2. The Road To Success Is Always Under Construction ;-)
3. In Order To Get A Loan, You First Need To Prove That You Don't Need It :-P
4. All The Desireable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married :-P
5. Once You Have Bought Something, You Will Find The Same Item Being Sold Somewhere Else At A Cheaper Rate :-D

Edited by monika_2691 - 04 November 2012 at 11:36pm

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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 2:11am | IP Logged
Now some quick one-liners from my end Geek

1) Helpdesk : Sir, you need to add 10GB space to your HD , Customer : Could you please tell where I can download that?ROFL

2) Once I got this error on my Linux box: Error. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue ROFL

3) Bugs come in through open WindowsROFL

4) All computers run at the same speed... with the power offROFL

5) NASA uses Windows? Oh great. If Apollo 13 went off course today the manual would just tell them to open the airlock, flush the astronauts out, and re-install new oneROFL

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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 2:18am | IP Logged
two atoms walk into a bar.
one atom says to the other atom "oh no, I've lost an electron!"
the other atom says "omg are you sure?"
the first atom replies "yes, I'm positive"LOL

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--Udhay-- IF-Stunnerz

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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 4:52am | IP Logged
A student was feeling sleepy. His head was going down n down due to sleep..
Teacher comes & asks,"what's this"?

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Posted: 05 November 2012 at 5:23am | IP Logged
A woman sees her dentist charging thrice the normal bill.
She asks the reason annoyingly.
The dentist replied--> " Ma'm, your scream made two patients flee the clinic and run away." LOL

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