Nice way to keep ourselves occupied.Let me try some.
1. Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Teacher: What is this?
Student: You only told us yesterday it is H to O
2. Santa: Is dunia main kitne desh hain.
Banta: Ek hi tho desh hain India baki sab to videsh hain.
3.Santa: Ek baar mere upar se gaadi nikal gayi phir bhi main bach gaya.
Banta: Is me kaun se badi baat hain.Mere upar se kai baar aeroplane nikal chuka hai phir main zinda hoon.
4. Drunk wife pointing the torch at it : Look there is the moon if you love me get it for me na..
Husband who is equally drunk: Do you take me to be a fool. If I try to reach the moon through the light and you switch off the torch won't I fall down.
5. Santa and his wife had a child after 3 months of marriage.Santa got suspicious and asked his wife how that is possible.
Biwi: Aap ki shaadi ke kitne mahine hui
Santa Teen mahine
Biwi: Meri shaadi ko
Santa: Teen mahine
Biwi.Bacha kitne mahino main hua
Santa: Teen mahino main.
Smiling Santa said ab mujhe samaj main aaya nau mahine kaise hui.
6. Santa to a shopkeeper; Do you have a very good quality Dettol soap.
Shopkeeper: Yes Yes we have.how many do you want?
Santa: Are you sure it is of good quality?
Shopkeeper: Of course it is how many should I pack?
Santa: Can you show them to me?
Shopkeeper took it out having an irritated expression
Santa: Wash your hands with this and get me 5 kgs atta.
7. Santa to railway TT : When will the train to Jalandhar come?
Santa: Train to Gwalior?
Santa: Train to Bhopal?
TT 6, Lekin aap ko jaana kahan hain?
Santa: kahi nahi sirf track cross karna tha.
8. Santa: I am a proud father today my son is in a medical college.
Banta: Congrats what is he studying?
Santa: He is not studying anything they are studying him.
Edited by UMDU - 04 November 2012 at 4:27pm