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Posted: 04 November 2012 at 12:23pm | IP Logged
Hello folks!!!!!
I am back ...and this time with a desire to make all of you laugh...yup..without much ado,i will introduce this week's GOTW-Crack a joke

Its a verrry simple game..all you need to do is post a joke ...thats all...nothing better than a hearty laugh right????So I here I go,


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a
Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head
of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun
made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take
only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along
the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had
written a note, "Take all you want. God is
watching the apples."

Your turn now Smile

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Posted: 04 November 2012 at 12:30pm | IP Logged
i got 2, mwaha.

what did the milk say to the other milk? whats up, DHOODCool 
(dude na...huhuh)

what does the punjabi cow say when she's mad? fiteh moooApprove

i dont know with you guys.. but im laughing so hard that i think i've got a six-pack





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Posted: 04 November 2012 at 12:33pm | IP Logged
hahahah 1 more

What did the potato say when he answered the phone? Aaloo


HAHAHAHA! 


im sorry for the bad jokes

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Posted: 04 November 2012 at 12:44pm | IP Logged
good one monika Thumbs Up LOL. (btw, what is GOTW? Confused)

ROFL @ Superman ... Aalooo! LOL I didn't get the punjabi cow one though Confused

Here's one from me:

Doctor: I've got bad news and even worse news Geek

Patient: let me hear the bad news first  Broken Heart

Doctor: You've got cancer and have only 24 hours to live! Geek

Patient: Shocked OMG! That's horrible news! Unhappy I wanted to do so many things before I died! Cry This is the worst news ever! what could be even worse than this?!! Confused

Doctor: Worse news is that I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. Geek

Patient: Stern Smile

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Posted: 04 November 2012 at 12:44pm | IP Logged
okay last! Embarrassed

why was the banana sad?

- because it was a keelaROFL

how do you send a rose to the moon?

- you say, gulab ja-moon! ROFL

what language do carrots speak?

- gajar-ati ROFL

ahhaah!!!!

omg, im laughing so hard, didn't knew i was so funny




Edited by Superman. - 04 November 2012 at 12:45pm

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Posted: 04 November 2012 at 1:14pm | IP Logged


Oopss...I just cracked an egg!Embarrassed

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Posted: 04 November 2012 at 1:16pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by farhana874



Oopss...I just cracked an egg!Embarrassed

image


Edited by Superman. - 04 November 2012 at 1:43pm

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Posted: 04 November 2012 at 1:35pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by -SamiR-

good one monika Thumbs Up LOL. (btw, what is GOTW? Confused)

ROFL @ Superman ... Aalooo! LOL I didn't get the punjabi cow one though Confused

Here's one from me:

Doctor: I've got bad news and even worse news Geek

Patient: let me hear the bad news first Broken Heart

Doctor: You've got cancer and have only 24 hours to live! Geek

Patient: Shocked OMG! That's horrible news! Unhappy I wanted to do so many things before I died! Cry This is the worst news ever! what could be even worse than this?!! Confused

Doctor: Worse news is that I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. Geek

Patient: Stern Smile

thanks buddy Smile and GOTW stands for Game of the week

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