MMT Total Recall 31 & 32

Happy Dushera to everyone.

Episode links 

Credit to Fari

Edited by misty85 - 11 years ago

Dialogues

Credits: Pooja

Shivratri announcement convo

announcer- aap jante hai pure mohalle me sirf ek hi aisi adakara hai
Renu-mohalle me nahi pure indaur me
co-haa mera matlab pure indaur shehar me sirf ek hi aisi adakara hai jo
Renu-roop ki shaan hai.
Co-roop ki shaan hai re.
Renu-adakari ki jaan hai.
Co-adakari ki jaan hai re.
Renu-acha ye kaho ki jis kirdar me chahe dhal jati hai or ati sundar hai.
Co-haa ye jis bhi kirdar me chahe dhal jati hai or ati sunar hai re or mata parvati ke role ke liye ye sabse best hai puspa re.
R-renu vyas.
Co-haa...mera matlab renu vyas.

Ye sab sunkar guru ko aa gayi hasi or uske or tannu ke bich me than gayi. Papa ji ne ishare se tannu ko daat lagai monu ko sabne ghur ke dekha to uski shamat aai.

Mohan- kailash parvat chal or coffy bana. 

Renu Mohan convo

Mohan-are aye hero sun na.

Renu ne ye sunkar mohan ko ghura.

Mohan- kya hua? Heroin nahi kaha. Use bula raha hoo. Tu bijli wala hai kya? Sidhi pe kyu khara hai?

Renu ke swetor ka fanda mohan ki bike me uljha. Renu ko laga ki iske piche hai yahi lafanga.

Renu- badmaash, mawali tujhe to mere gharwale dekhenge
Mohan- are suniye.
Renu- teri ek nahi sunugi. Dekh lungi tujhe.
Mohan- are suniye to photo khichwau kya ache se dekh lena.
Renu- badtmiz. Mujhe yaha se le chalo warna main do khich ke laga dungi ise.

Guru Mohan and Indu convo

G-aay haay. Ab lag rahe ho na bilkul hero. Ye lo puja ke saaman ki list hai le kar aao.
M-sun na. Mera mood nahi hai na kharidari ka or na koi tyohar manane ka. Tu jaa.
G-are. Muh kyu latkaya hua hai. Nanhi ke papaji ne chappal fek ke hi to mari hai na. Aaj kal duniya me bare bare log bhi chappal khate hai malum hai. Aapko to shukr manana chahiye ki aapka naam is list me add ho gaya.

Tabhi indu aa gayi.

M-sahi time pe muh kholta hai na tu.
I-ye kya keh raha tha unhone tujhe mara chappal se. Unki ye mazal. Monu tujhe kahi lagi to nahi na beta.
M-maa main bilkul thik hoo.
Indu- tu apne ghar chal. Hum yaha gunde mawaliyo ke saath shivratri nahi manayenge. Chal tu.
M- maa. Are maa kya kar rahi ho? Suno na.

Nidhi waha pe aai bhang wali thadai lekar.

G-ye lo bhole nath ji ka prasad.
M-mujhe nahi chahiye.
I-kyu? Tu prasad pe gussa utarega. Khara ho pi ise.
M- tu yaha kya khara hai be. Ja jake puja ka saaman le ke aa.
I-puja!
M-are maa wo wali puja nahi. Wo aarti
I-aarti! Aarti puja.
G-mummy ji are puja aarti bhagwan ji ki uska saman. Aap to mujhse bhi jyada shakki hai.
I- pi le. Bhagwan tujhe sanmati de.
M- ye sanmati matlab?
I-sanmati matlab bhagwan tujhe budhi de or tu apne ghar wapus aa jaye.
M-thank u very much. Lekin main yaha bahut khush hoo.

Mohan ne dabaya guru ka gala or indu ke daar se ghar se bhag gaya.

Indu pe chadh gaya bhang ka nasha. Nashe me wo karne lagi tamasha.

M-maa ye kya kar rahi ho?
I-aahista bol aahishta. Dushman ko humare plan ka pata chal jayega. M-kaun sa plan?
I- gola barud asla. Unhone humare ek mara tha na. Hum 10 marenge. Senaptai se kaho humala toap se hoga. Senapati.
M-maa kaun senapati.
I-senapati guru singh or hum maharani megha vyas per khud hamla bolenge. Aakrman.
M-maa meri baat to suno. Maa are yaar. Mohan bhatnagar kuch kar warna ye mahashivratri mahabharat ban jayegi.

Edited by misty85 - 11 years ago

Continued from above post...

Mohan Megha convo

Megha- isko bolna to hai ki renu bhabhi se bach ke rahe lekin nahi. Main isase baat nahi karna chahti.
Mohan-are yaar ab isko kaise samjhau. Is chik chik se to acha hai iske saath saath chalta hoo. Kahi mummy ne attack kiya to bacha to sakta hoo.

Mohan ne kiya megha ki picha 'tu jaha main waha' type.

Mohan-wo us din jo tumhare papaji aaye the office me chappal or.
Megha-mujhe uske baare me koi baat nahi karni.
Mohan-are baat nahi main tumhe warn karna chahta hoo ki tumhare saath bhi aisa hi kuch.
Megha-tum badla lena chahte ho mujhse?
Mohan-main nahi meri maa.
Megha- haa!
Mohan- mera matlab meri asli maa. Wo unhone thandai me mili hui bhang pi li hai. Tumhare hi ghar se aai thi. Tab se mugle aazam mood me hai. Badla le kar hi rahungi than li hai tumse.
Megha-kahi renu bhabhi ne bhi to.
Mohan-haa kya?
Megha- kahi bhang ke nashe me tumhe maarne ke liye?
Mohan-kyu?
Megha- wo mujhe nahi pata lekin wo... Dekho tum kosis karna ki tum unke saamne naa aao. Or agar tum unke saamne aaye to beizati ki zimmedari meri nahi.
Mohan- sun na. Meri mummy se bach ke rehna.

Indu Mohan convo

Indu-senapati toape lagao jilleilahi padhar rahe hai. Kanij megha ko khambe se bandho. Aakraman.
Mohan-maa. Suno na. Choro na ye sab chup chap se wapus ghar chalte hai. Log dekh rahe hai.
Indu-shehjade tum hindustan ka mustakbil ho or ek 2 kauri ki kanij tumhari tauhin kare. Ye hindustan ki hi nahi pure saltnat ki tauhin hai. Aakraman.
Mohan-maa.
Indu- khamosh.
Mohan- ab ho gayi tauhin to ho gayi choro na. Dekho aaj shivratri hai aaj danga fasad nahi karte ok. Very good chalo.
Indu- shehjade hindustan ka mustakbil kisi kanij ka..
Mohan-mohtaj.
Indu- mohtaj nahi hai. Aakrman.

Mohan Nanhi convo

Mohan-aye chavanni. Emergency hai. Teri mummy ko na meri mummy se bachana hai.
Nanhi-kya?
Mohan-are meri mummy thori si bhang pi li hai.
Nanhi- bhang kya hoti hai?

Mohan ne kiya ek cute sa act.

Mohan-yaar ab wo teri mummy pe na chappal jute lekar humala karna chahti hai. Ye mat puch kyu? Ab meri help kar de warna bahut bari garbar ho jayegi. Ab soch kya rahi hai? Are yaar help maang raha hoo wo bhi teri mummy ko bachane ke liye. Itna kya soch rahi hai. Time nahi hai.
Nanhi-thik hai. Per ye mat samjhna ki hum dono fir se frds ban gaye hai. Ye main sirf apni mummy ko bachane ke liye kar rahi hoo.
Mohan-ok.
Nanhi- bolo karna kya hai?
Mohan-dekh sabse pehle pehle to meri mummy ko dhundhna hai.
Nanhi- thik hai. Tum us taraf jaao main yaha dekhti hoo.

 

Edited by misty85 - 11 years ago

20th Feb 31st Episode 2012

Megha gave hoshla to FIL..megha is always perfect daughter-in-law

renu ji ka natak dekh ne ke liye kripiya JM main sab invited hai.😆

mohan ji only nanhi ke liye cheer up kar rahe hai.😆.renu ka mazak uda
rahe hai😆.not fair after all renu is monu's new friend .😳 😆

monu to guru---kailaas parwat chal coffee bana.🤣 🤣
 
bike main renu ji ka sweater fas gaya😆 sayad monu ne hi fasaa diya ho.😉
arey suniye to photo bhijwaaw aache se dekh lena..🤣 🤣

chapple bohut bade bade logo ne khaye hai us list main monu
ji ka naam add ho gaya..wah guru ji wah.👏 🤣

renu ji ne bhanng pi li milk drink samaj ke.😆

nanhi looking really rajkumari.

yaha pe indu maa ne bhi bhaang pi li ab monu ki life ko Mugle Azam  bana degi🤣

MM in shop...looking shiv parvati ..made for each other.❤️

mirchi monu ji ki pooja leke nikal li😆..i mean monu ki beg.😆

monu ko  mirchi ka hanky mil gaya..wah😃

indu and renu apni Asli Aukaat pe aa gai.😆.poor MM😆

devi parvati ko mohanasurrr ka sanghaar karna hai.🤣 🤣 megha dar gai yeh sun ke😆

Aakraman ke liye dono maata ready hai. 😆

21st Feb 32 Episode 2012

indu maa ko unka SHAHZADA control karne ki koshish kar rahe..😆
waise mohan sach main SHEHZADA hai😳  indu ke liye megha Kaneez 😆

mohan nanhi vapas miley...

wah monu ji kya Bhaang action reply kar ke dikha diya nanhi ko..🤣

mohan following pyaaz family ki bahu😲 😆..but he looking so cute.😳

MM dono ne ekdusre ki kitni fikar hai..yeh dono saath main bohut aache lagte hai😳

guru ji become maha shiv.😲 🤣. mohan ji supporting his guruji.😆

renu mohan ka vadh karne direct jump kiya😲 🤣...but megha ne monu ko save kar liya.😉

shiv ji and parvati ji Rajma recipe pe ladaai 😲wah paisa wasool scene.👏 🤣

renu TRISUL leke kya solid bhaagi hai 🤣sach main mohan ko maar deti..😆
but mirchi ne jis tarah mohan ko save kiya yeh dekh kar mohan ka dil garden garden ho gaya.☺️ 😆


 
 Edited by Amisha.Laher - 11 years ago

Shivratri natak

R-dusht nalayak papi rakchas mohnasur. Aakhir tu mere saamne aa hi gaya. Aaj tu mere haath se nahi bachega.
N-tai ji ruk jaiye
R-are putri. Main tai ji nahi hoo. Mata parvati hoo. Hat jaao raaste se.
G-devi parvati aaj humara vivah sampan hone wala hai aap kaha ja rahi hai?
R-oh swami. Mujhe sansar ko paap mukt karne hetu us papi ka vadh karne hetu is kailash parvat se niche utrna hi hoga swami. Rakchas mohanasur main aa rahi hoo.
Megha-are bhabhi rukiye na. Aaj aap apni acting dikhaiye na. Rakchas ka vadh to vivah ke baad bhi ho sakta hai.

Renu pahuchi wapus stage pe.

N-mata parvati apni tapsya me khoi hui thi or idhar shiv ji apni dhun me mast.
Narad-narayan narayan. He bholenath dekhiye devi parvati aapko paane ke liye kaisi ghor tapsya kar rahi hai. Prabhu ab samay aa gaya hai ki aap apni kripa drishti unper barsaye. Chaliye prabhu.
G-pehle unko bolo ki bhaiya ko sorry bole.
Narad-saara jhagra yahi khatam kar loge kya?
G-devi parvati aapki tapsya se hum prasan huye boliye kya chahiye?

Tabhi renu ke phe ki ghanti gangnai or renu ne stage pe garbar failai.

R-hello. Sharma aunti. Main renu nahi parvati maa bol rahi hoo. Boliye sharma aunti main aapko kya vardan du. Are main to yaha kailash parvat pe baithi hoo or shiv bhagwan abhi abhi mere samne prakat huye hai.
G-ek baat bata ye kya dialog bol bake ja rahi hai or parvati devi ke paas phne kaha se aaya.
R- are aunti rajma banane hai. Ye kaun si mushkil baat hai bus daal di rajma laga di siti or do siti me takatak rajma taiyar.
G-hoo. Are 2 siti me rajma taiyar hi nahi hota hai kum se kum 3 sitiya lagti hai.
N-devi parvati ki mahanta dekhiye itni mushkil se prakat huye shiv ji ko chorkar wo apne parosiyo ki help karna jyada important samjhti hai. Unki isi mahanta ko dekhkar shiv ji ko unse pyaar ho gaya or phir narad ji ne kaha.
Narad-narayan narayan. Devi parvati itni prassan hai unhe lag raha hai ye sab sawpan hai lekin ye swapan nahi hai devi. Shiv ji Sakchat prakat huye hai aapko vardan dene ke liye. Prabhu aapse anurodh hai ki aap parvati mata ko swikar kare.
G-swikar vwikar baad me pehle inhe kaho ki bhaiya se mafi mange. Or sabse important baat rajma 3 sitiyo me pakta hai.
R-2 siti me.
G-3 sitiyo me.
R-2 siti.
G-are devi 3 sitiya.
R-prabhu 2 siti.
Narad-narayan narayan. Rajma pata nahi kitni siti me pakega main pak gaya hoo.
Addu-ab aap dno shadi kar lijiye.
N-is tarah bhagwan shiv ji parvati ji pe prassan huye or shivji ne parvati ji ko swikar kiya.
R-thehriye ye shadi nahi ho sakti.
G-are kyu?
R-kyunki mera asli kaam to abhi bhi baaki hai is dusht mohnasur ka sanhar karna. Aaj main iska sanhar karke rahungi. Mohnasur aaj bachega nahi too.

Edited by poojaluvnbt - 11 years ago

hi all

both episodes just Amazing episodes of NBT...all actors done superb job👏

whole maha shivratri was wonderful.

hi Pooja, Ami... I'm here for few minutes...

@ami: if swati has refused to give pics without water-marks we can't do anything. But from next time we have to be careful to get the pics from the channel's site...dekho MB ki pics channel ki site se nikal ke DD ki profile mein lag rahi hain aaj-kal.

@Pooja: I have posted some thing on FB related to your query last night... I think you've seen it... if you have any query you can ask me... aur haan IF NBT friends section bhi check kar lena...

@mis

ok rangeela ki site we check every day.

@ami: abhi toh NBT ki bahut kam pics bachchi hain... par jab naya season start hoga toh humein FB aur site pe nazar rakhni hogi aur FB pe comments bhi post karna hoga.