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IKKEESWA DIN SUBAHA 11.15 BAJE:

BIG BOSS : Yahaan Vrijesh Aseem ko apne Dada Ji ke bare mein bata rahe hain aur Aseem kisi chhote bacche ke tarah, aankhein badi-badi karke, Vrijesh ke Dada Ji ka kissa sun rahe hain!
(As Aseem gets excited, imagine dialogue exchange at rapid fire rate...non stop--------PLEASE READ VERY FAST!!!)!
VRIJESH: Humaare Daddu---Bade ghazab ke Shikaari thhe---
ASEEM (Wide eyed,excited): Acchha?

VRIJESH: Aur kya? ------Sher-Sherni,
Bhaaloo-Bhaalooni, Hiran-Hiraniya, Tendua-Mrs. Tendua--------------sab ke peechhe jaate thhe
Daddu!
ASEEM (very excited-pleading): Koi Sikaar ka kissa sunaaiye na
Virjess bhaiyaa!-------------Sunaaiye na Sikaar ka kissa? 
VRIJESH: Ek din ki, baat, Daddu jungle mein---aankhein
uthaayi, toh kaa dekhte hain----------------KI SAAMNE EK KHOONKHAAR SHER!
ASEEM (Panic in eyes): Acchha! Sher?? Phir?
VRIJESH: Phir kaa? ----------Dono taangein neeche kar ke baith gaya---
ASEEM (Excited): Kaun Sher?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA--- PAAGAL!-------Phir dono aankhein ek
dum gusse se laal---
ASEEM: Kaun ki? Dadda ki?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER KI--- PAAGAL---------Phir dheere se
dunaali bandook uthaayi---
ASEEM (Gasping for breath): Kaun ne? Sher ne?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA NE -----PAAGAL----Phir dheere se daayan
payr (foot) aage badhaya---
ASEEM (Scared & Huffing): Kaun ne Dadda ne?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER NE----- PAAGAL--------Phir poonchh ek dum
tan gayi---
ASEEM (eyes popping out now): Kaun ki Dadda ki?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER KI----- PAAGAL! --------------Bandook Fire
karne ke liye poori tarah tayyar----
ASEEM (bulged out, scared eyes): Kaun Sher?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA----- PAAGAL!-------Phir lagaayi ek zordaar, khatarnaak chhalaang!
ASEEM(Dead scared & heart pounding): Kaun ne? Dadda ne?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER NE----- PAAGAL!


ASEEM: Phir? Phir? Oh God----Phir kya hua? Kya hua Virjess
bhaiyya? Phir Kya hua? 
VRIJESH (Pagloo roll of eyes):
Phir kyaaa? (Smacks tongue
against upper mouth to come up with TOKKK sound)-------Phir kyaaa??
ASEEM: Arey phir kya hua?------kya hua phir?------- Sher ne chhalaang lagayi, uske
baad??


VRIJESH: Phir kyaa?
-------Arey Phir Kyaa?
------Rabad (Rubber) ka Sher
thode hi naa thha!----- (TOKKK) ------Sacchi-Mucchi ka Sher thha-------PHAAD KE RAKH DIYA
HUMRE DADDA KO!
-----------------TUKDE TUKDE KAR DIYE UNKE!--------BAAT KARTA HAI------
(TOKKK) 






Aseem faints!






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VRIJESH: Phir kaa? Dono taangein neeche kar ke baith gaya---
ASEEM (Excited): Kaun Sher?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA PAAGAL!-------Phir dono aankhein ek
dum gusse se laal---
ASEEM: Kaun ki? Dadda ki?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER KI PAAGAL---------Phir dheere se
dunaali bandook uthaayi---
ASEEM (Gasping for breath): Kaun ne? Sher ne?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA NE PAAGAL----Phir dheere se daayan
payr (foot) aage badhaya---
ASEEM (Scared & Huffing): Kaun ne Sher ne?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA NE PAAGAL--------Phir poonchh ek dum
tan gayi---
ASEEM (eyes popping out now): Kaun ki Dadda ki?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER KI PAAGAL! --------------Bandook Fire
karne ke liye poori tarah tayyar----
ASEEM (bulged out, scared eyes): Kaun Sher?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA PAAGAL!-------Zor se lagaayi
khatarnaak chhalaang!
ASEEM(Dead scared & heart pounding): Kaun ne? Dadda ne?
VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER NE PAAGAL!

ASEEM: Phir? Phir? Oh God----Phir kya hua? Kya hua Virjess bhaiyya? Phir Kya hua?
VRIJESH (Pagloo roll of eyes):
Phir kyaaa? (Smacks tongue
against upper mouth to come up with TOKKK sound)-------Phir kyaaa??
ASEEM: Arey phir kya hua?------kya hua phir?------- Sher ne chhalaang lagayi, uske
baad??


VRIJESH: Phir kyaa?
Arey Phir Kyaa?
Rabad (Rubber) ka Sher
thode hi naa thha!----- (TOKKK) ------Sacchi-Mucchi ka Sher thha-------PHAAD KE RAKH DIYA
HUMRE DADDA KO! ---TUKDE TUKDE KAR DIYE UNKE!---------------------------(TOKKK) 
Aseem faints!






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