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Sangrilla

@kunaladicted

Goldie

Posted: 11 years ago

Credit for these dialogues goes to Pooja (poojaluvnbt). Thanks Pooja for ur great help.

Nanhi- Guru Convo. at Mohan's place

Nanhi - spider man hai?
Guru-haa hai.
Nanhi-kaha?
Guru-wo spider man.
Nanhi-mohan hai?
Guru- 2 foot ki hai nahi per baat to aise kar rahi hai jaise mohan iske saath school me padhta hai.
Nanhi- kuch kaha?
Guru- bahar gaye hai.
Nanhi-kab tak aayega?
Guru-pata nahi. Waise kaam kya tha?
Nanhi-secret hai. Main tumhe nahi bata sakti. Usase kehna ki kal subah mujhe mandir ke saamne mile. Kuch argent kaam hai.
Guru - ji memsaheb malik ko bata dunga. Or kuch?
Nanhi- pant pehna karo.
Guru-ye bhaiya bhi na jaane kaun se chakkaro me fas gaye hai? Pant pehna karo. Hooh

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Sangrilla

@kunaladicted

Goldie

Posted: 11 years ago

credit goes to pooja

Mohan- koyal convo

Mohan- welcome ye hai luv bird hotel ka honeymoon suit.
Koyal-(guru ko dekhkar) tum main or ye?
Mohan- ye hai...
Koyal-buttlar!
Mohan-haa waisa hi kuch.

(guru angry hua)
Mohan-nahi ye hai guru.
Koyal-guru to tum iske chele. Pranam guruji.

Koyal- u know i really like u.
Mohan-really to ek baat btao us din mujhe dekh kar bhag kyu gayi thi?
Koyal-bhagi thi. Aise bhagi thi. Aise aise or tum piche piche aye ruk aye ruk.
Mohan-sun sun.
Koyal-wo kya hai na ki mujhe laga ki tum koi or ho jise mere piche mujhe maarne ke liye bheja gaya hai.
Mohan-acha. Lekin tumhe koi kyun marna chahega?
Koyal-kyunki... Koyal itni aasani se tumhare saare swalo ka jawab nahi dene wali.
Mohan-ek game khelogi mere saath?
Koyal- kaisi wali?
Mohan- waisi wali.

Mohan- guru convo

guru- bhaiya ye kya ho raha hai? Ab is ghar me bhi ladkiya aa rahi hai.
Mohan-aye sun na tere matlab ki koi baat nahi. Chal black coffy bana.
Guru-bhool jaao. Ghar me ladkiya. Mohalle wale kya kahenge.
Mohan-ladkiyo se secret information kaise niklwate hai ye mujhe ache se aata hai.

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meghan27

@meghan27

IF-Rockerz

Posted: 11 years ago

Wow...wow... its awesome. We recollect all nok-jhok 😡 of Mr. & Mrs. Bhatnagar. 😊

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Shivangi Agarwal

@shivangi838

IF-Sizzlerz

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

MOHAN'S dialogues were amazing in this scene wid koyal and so were MEGHA'S expressions on seeing them on bike.Too hilarious.👏

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Sangrilla

@kunaladicted

Goldie

Posted: 11 years ago

Credit goes to Pooja

Mohan megha convo
(Megha Addu ko school chodne jaa rhi hoti h. Mohan peeche se bike par aata h.)
Mohan: suniye.
Megha: kya hai?
Mohan: mera byah hai.
(megha gusse me ghurti hai)
Mohan : suniye... aa... wo... rumal gira para tha.
Megha: ye rumal wali bakwas na mujhpe try mat karna... samjhe.
Mohan: oh hello, tumhara nahi... is piddi ka. Ye lijiye... waha gira pada tha. (megha chali jati hai)
Mohan: or suniye madam jab koi aisa nek kaam karta hai na to use sukriya... dhanyavaad... thank u kehte hai.

Mohan nanhi convo
(Nanhi chhat par hoti h, Mohan uske paas aata h.)
Mohan: bol...
Nanhi: meri mummy mujhse bahut gussa hai... Pehle itna gussa nahi thi... Ab main unhe kaise manau...
Mohan: yaar teri mummy ko to teri mummy khud nahi samajh sakti... Bahut complicated hai yaar... Lekin meri mummy... main meri mummy ko safed phool deke do baar sorry kehta tha... maan jati thi.
Nanhi: acha to main bhi try karun... mummy maan jayegi??
Mohan: dekh... teri mummy ke paas agar wo typical ladkiyo wala dil hoga na to wo phoolo ke saath maan jayegi... Ye ladkiyo ko na phoolo ke saath pta nahi kya sincerity dikhti hai unhe lagta hai ki unka irada sacha hai or acha hai...
Nanhi: phir kya tum bhi mere saath chaloge phool lene??
Mohan: yaar... teri mummy ko gussa dilane me mera bhi haath tha... matlab unhe manane ke liye mujhe tera sath bhi dena parega... Chal...

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Sangrilla

@kunaladicted

Goldie

Posted: 11 years ago

Credit goes to Pooja

Mohan, guru and Indu convo
(Mohan Karan k sath ek case par discussion kar raha hota h)
Mohan: Ye Asha, Usha, Kiran or Sandhya... in sabki kundali nikalwani padegi... tab jake asli kahani ka pata chalega.
Karan: or jab tak inki kundali haath nahi lagti na... tab tak inke baap Dinanath ki kundali haath nahi lagegi.
Mohan: uski kundali bhi jald haath aa jayegi... tu dekhta ja... maine dana fenk dia hai... bus chidiya ke fasne ki der hai.

(Yahan Indu Guru k saath unki sari baatein sun rahi hoti h)
Indu: achha... chidiya fasayega tu... Akela rehta hai... iska ye matlab nahi hai jo ji me aaye tu karega...
Mohan: maa!!!
Indu: bhad me gayi teri maa... Mar gayi teri maa... Asha, Usha, Kiran, Sandhya...
Mohan (photos haath me pakde hue): ye...
Indu:(photos ki taraf ishara karte hue) rakh use... kam se kam mujhe bataya to hota... Kundali to maa baap milate hai na.
Mohan: are lekin...
Indu: lekin ek baat kaan khol ke sun le... main kisi bhi airi-gairi Asha, Usha, Kiran, Sandhya ko apne ghar ki bahu nahi banaugi. Tu apni marzi ka malik ho gaya hai kya?
Mohan: arey maa... saans to le lo pehle. Ye lo apni bahuo ki photo dekh lo... Kaan mat khichna... Dekh lo.
Guru (Mohan Guru ka gala dabata h): aaii
Indu: ye to... buildings ki photo hai!!!
Mohan: ji... ye Asha, ye Usha, ye Kiran or ye Sandhya... Main apne akhbaar ki story ka research kar raha tha, maa. Kaam kar raha hoon apna.
Indu: lekin guru to... Guru, tu to keh raha tha ki ladki ki photo hai... ye to buildings ki photo hai.
Mohan: teri... Kya be. Ab kya bola tu maa se?
Guru: main jhuth nahi bolriya... Jab se wo ladki gayi hai tab se bhaiya aisi ajeeb ajeeb harkate kar rahe hai.
Mohan: maa ye ek no. ka chugalikhor hai. Gadha kahi ka, ulti khopdi... Tu achhi tarah se janta hai... kal raat jo ladki aai thi, kyu aai thi.
Indu: haa!!!
Guru: sach kahun... to aapki inhi baaton pe mujhe kabhi kabhi shaq hota hai...
Mohan: maa main us se information nikalwa raha tha... isiliye use ghar...laya...tha.
(Indu ko Koyal ki cheeje mil jati hai)
Indu: information nikalwane laya tha... Lekin beta... wo to information chorkar chali gayi... Ye churiya... ye rumal... or ye lipstick... Kabhi kabhi to mujhe lagta hai ki guru ki soch galat nahi hai...
Mohan: maa aap over react kar rahi ho yaar... Ye ... Ye galti se gir gaya hoga... Or ye sab na iski galti hai... Tu karta kya hai saara din... Saaf safai nahi hoti tujhse... Maa iss se to jhadu bhi nahi maara jaata... Aalsi kahi ka... Nikal do ise...
Guru: mummyji...
Indu: beta tu ghar chal... Tu na yaha rehkar na... bigad jayega... Tu kitna sharif tha... Dekh kya ho gaya hai tujhe...
Mohan: maa... jaisa tum samajh rahi ho na, waisa kuch nahi hai sacchi...
Indu: kis kis ko samjhayega beta... kis kis ko... Log to jo dekhenge wahi samajhenge na...Kya sochte honge mohalle wale... ki itni bholi bhali surat wala ye monu (Mohan angry ho gaya) Mohan... kaisi ladkiyo ko ghar lekar aata hai... or jab wo... (Guru se) kab jati hai?
Guru: subah.
Indu: subah!!!!
Mohan: ab aadhi raat ko ghar se bahar to nahi nikal sakta na...
Indu: chup!!! Kya sochte honge mohalle wale... Kaise sanskaar diye hai iske maa baap ne... Hey bhagwan main na... Main mar kyu nahi gayi...
(Mohan Karan ke sath waha se bhag jata hai)
Indu: (jab piche mudti h) monu ruk ja...

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Shivangi Agarwal

@shivangi838

IF-Sizzlerz

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

ROFL .

TOO HILARIOUS YAAR. DO CONTINUE SOON.😊😆🤣

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Sangrilla

@kunaladicted

Goldie

Posted: 11 years ago

Credit goes to Pooja

Jiji megha convo

Megha: Jiji main janti hoo... ki use fikar hai meri. Kaise samjhaun use ki uski maasum soch ki tarah sidhi- sadhi zindagi nahi hai meri. Uske naadaan tarikon se humari zindagi ki uljhane nahi sulajh sakti.
Jiji, aaj pehli baar maine usper haath uthaya. Samajh me nahi aata kya ho gaya hai mujhe..??.
Jiji: tujhe nahi Megha... tere aas paas pichle do dino me itna kuch ho raha hai na ye tension inhi cheezon se nikal raha hai. Tu andar chal main tera faceial kar deti hoon.
Megha: uhu (Megha na kar deti h)
Jiji: arey, to tu mera faceial kar dena. Shaam ko jab Nanhi aayegi na tab us se baat kar lena. Tab tak uska gussa bhi thanda ho jayega.

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Sangrilla

@kunaladicted

Goldie

Posted: 11 years ago

Credit goes to Pooja

Mohan megha convo
(Megha Nanhi ko dhundhte hue Mohan k ghar pahunchti h aur zor zor se darwaja peet rahi hoti h tabhi Mohan peeche se aata h)
Mohan: kya chahiye?
Megha: Nanhi ko dekha hai?
Mohan: Nanhi ko... Wo yahi to thi... Pata nahi kahan gayi...
Megha: tum kisi baat ka sidha sidha jawab nahi de sakte kya?
Mohan: tum kisi cheez ko sidhe sidhe samajh nahi sakti ho kya? Aaj subah jo tumne trailer dikhaya tha na 'mujhse bura koi nahi hoga' uske baad to main us se baat bhi nahi karne wala tha... Haan... unless ki main uska dushman ban jaaun or uska bura chahne lagun...
Megha: main tumhara lecture sunne nahi aayi hoon yahan... Tumne Nanhi ko dekha hai.
Mohan: theka liya hai kya maine? Or koi kaam- dhandha nahi hai mere paas... tumhari bacchi ke piche piche ghumta firun... Kaha na nahi dekha maine... ab mera dimag mat chato plz...
(Megha udas ho jati hai)
Mohan: bura laga na is tarah se daant sunkar. Tumne to bich sadak per us ladki ko thappad maar diya... Kitna pareshan thi wo... pata hai tumhe... Tumhe kaise manaye, tumhe kaise sorry bole... Tumhari ego se bada or kuch nahi hai kya? (After a pause) School me pata kiya?
Megha: wo school se lauti hi nahi... Pata nahi kahan chali gayi... Maine use school bus me chadhte huye dekha tha... Lekin school ke baad har jagah dhundha... kahi nahi mili... School me pata kiya to kehte hai ki aai ya nahi...pata nahi...Mujhe pata hai maine uske saath acha nahi kiya. Shayad wo mujhse naraz thi.
(Megha ko dhyan aaya ki wo mohan se kuch jyada keh gayi. Isliye wo wahan se chali gayi)
Mohan: arey to thappad maarne ke pehle sochna chahiye tha na...
Guru: kya hua?
Mohan: kuch nahi.
Guru: aapse to kisi ladki ke aansu nahi dekhe jate... to???
Mohan: Sunnna... do bacchon ki maa ko na... ladki nahi... aurat kehte hai... Or ek baar madad karke dekh liya na iski bacchi ki... kitna bada bawal khada ho gaya... In logo se na duri hi acchi hai... Rona- dhundhna jo karna hai...khud hi kar lenge.
Guru: baat to sahi keh rahe ho... Apni galti to hai nahi... Maa beti ke aapas ka maamla hai... aapas me nipat lenge... Chai piyoge...

(Guru jab pichhe mudta h to Mohan wahan se jaa chukka hota h)

(Megha ek auto pakad kar jaa rahi hoti h...Mohan pichhe se bulata h lekin wo nahi sunti)

Mohan: Arey Mrs. Vyas...rukiye... Arey yaar...Mohan Bhatnagar...madad karni chahiye thi na... bacchi khoyi h unki...Arey Nanhi khoyi h... Chal beta lag ja kaam pe...

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Sangrilla

@kunaladicted

Goldie

Posted: 11 years ago

Credit goes to Pooja

Mohan Megha convo in police station

(Megha police station pahunchti h lekin Mohan pehle se hi FIR likhwane pahunch chukka hota h)
Ashok: naam kya hai bacchi ka?
Mohan: Nanhi.
Megha: Navika. (Mohan Megha ko dekhta h)
Mohan: Navika.
Ashok: umar.
Mohan: 11
Megha: 8 saal.
Mohan: hai to 8 saal ki... lekin jab baat karti hai to 19 ki lagti hai.
Megha: 8 saal... Maa hoon main uski.
Ashok: kya pehna tha bacchi ne?
Mohan Megha (ek sath): school dress.
Ashok: accha hospital me pata kiya aapne?
Megha: nahi... wahan dhundhne ki zaroorat nahi hai.
Ashok: thik hai... hume jaise hi koi ittila milegi hum aapko phone kar denge. Lekin aap apni taraf se bhi koshish karte rahiyega...
Megha: arey... lekin aapne to FIR likhi hi nahi.
Ashok: madam, hum FIR darj nahi kar sakte.
Megha: kyun nahi kar sakte??? pichle 7-8 ghanto se meri bacchi laapata hai or aap keh rahe hai ki aap FIR darj nahi kar sakte...
Mohan: main kuch kahun.
Megha: FIR darj karwana mera haq hai, adhikar hai mera. Aapko FIR likhni hi padegi.
Mohan: haan haan maanta hoon tumhara... Aapka adhikar hai... lekin kanoon naam ki bhi koi chidiya hoti hai ki nahi... Waise bhi jab koi laapata hota hai na... ye log 24 ghante tak koi FIR darj nahi kar sakte... as per law... Lekin tum chinta mat karo ye log apna kaam acchi tarah se jante hai... Hum bhi chalte hai na... Nanhi ko dhundhne. Ab gussa karne se Nanhi wapis aa jayegi, aisa to nahi hai na... Apni energy waste mat karo.
Aye dubey... arey kaan baad me khujana pehle pani pila... Kuch chai coffy lengi aap???
Megha: party karne nahi aayi hoon main yahan... Tum piyo baith kar yahan per chai... Tumhari beti nahi khoi hai na... isliye tum kya jano mujh per kya beet rahi hai...
(Megha wahan se chali gayi)
Ashok: yaar ye auraton ko kya problem hoti hai...??? Jo bolo uska ulta- sidha kuch bhi matlab nikal leti hai... Or bhalai karo Mr. Mohan Bhatnagar.
Dubey: paani mangaya tha na...???.
Mohan: sar pe daal de mere... waise bhi nahaya nahi hoon aaj...

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