Laugh-IF-Laugh (ALL BB-6 Threads of Cruiser Mania) - Page 9

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23. INSPECTOR WAGHMARE & BIG BOSS KI WAAT

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/3259342

SALMAN: Kyun Aseem??

ASEEM (Stammers nervously): 😲Jo nominations naheen karne ki baat hai, is baat se ek positivity aayi hai, ghar ka mahaul accha hua hai, is baat mein mein Sidhu ji ke saath---😲

SALMAN (Shrieks): Sidhu ji ke saath?? 😡Maaroon kya bum pe laat? 😡 Bahut ucchal raha hai pehen ke Lungi? Bajaun kya TV se nikal ke Pungi???😡

Originally posted by: -varun-

Oh finally cruiser ji! 😃 Good job..ive missed majority of threads..will take time and relish them...! Im bookmarking this thread :)

good to see you back varun...hope some thread from here makes you laugh over the weekend mate!😛

Originally posted by: -Naiina-

OMG..they are too many..😲
Thanks for collecting them for all ur fans...don't know how u make soo many witty and funny posts👏

because of comments like these Naiina ji...

keep laughing n smiling!!😛

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24. FUNOPSIS DAY 27-NIKETAN & URVASHI KA DARD

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/3261942

SAMPAT(in a body squeezing hug with Urvashi): Tum naa jaana'Tum naa jaana, Urbashee, tum naa jaana----😛

Urvashi: mmm---ooonn------aaann-----ohhh-----ummm-----chhodiye----ummm--------Chhodiye------ please-----aaann-- haaye--aaahhh!

Didn't expect this one to make it here, but it indeed has...🤓

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25.PILLU KE JEEVAN MEIN NAYA MOD--SIDHU REALISES THAT----

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/3261109

EXTRACT:
Pillu sought out Sidhu Paaji and the moment I saw them together, I slapped my forehead with a,"Haaye Ram---Ye Dillu-Dillu karenga aur Paa Ji bolenge,"Arjun ki tarah Macchli ki aankh pe focused reh Guru, aur teri toh Macchli bhi poore 105 kilo ki hai! ---------nishaana chook hi naheen sakta, kaheen na kaheen toh teer lagega hi Guru!"
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I AM STILL WAITING FOR SOMETHINGN LIKE U DID LAST YEAR ,  UGLAY JANAM MUJHAY MURGA MUT KEEJO

Originally posted by: ShahZur4Cruiser

I AM STILL WAITING FOR SOMETHINGN LIKE U DID LAST YEAR ,  UGLAY JANAM MUJHAY MURGA MUT KEEJO

What to do Ji?😲

No one in house is anywhere near Juhi ji!😕

Ab toh Guests hi se ummeed hai!😛 

bookmarking this thread...😳

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26. UNDEKHA ACTION--KACCHHE AUR MANN KE SACCHHE EPISODE

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/3268596

EXTRACT:

NIKETAN (Sheepish grin): Sidhu Sir main hamesha socks aur underwear soongh ke hi decide karta hoon, ki teesre din chal jaayega ya naheen! Sir rare case mein, 3^rd day main change kar leta hoon underwear! Socks toh 4-5 din chal jaate hain waise!  (Constipated grin)!😃

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27. FACED NASTIEST BOUNCER & RAN 3 RUNS AS SUBSTITUTE:

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/3270576

EXTRACT:
If only Bheeshma Pitamaha or Guru Drona had stood up and put their foot down, even as Draupadi was being disrobed in front of a whole court by Dushashana, script of Mahabharata would have been entirely different!😭
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