**ALL FUN POSTS ON BLOG HERE--  http://cruisermaniabb6.blogspot.com/

Keep Checking for Updates & New Threads in NEXT FOUR POSTS of this thread which contains all BB-6-ALAG CHHE Season FUN THREADS!

Please Leave your LIKES / DISLIKES -----POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE COMMENTS ON THIS INDEX MASTER THREAD AS WELL!

**BB-5 Fun Threads: http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2453171

Here are  all LINKS of my various FUN THREADS of  BB-6 so far:

1. NOMINATION ROUND OCTOBER 08th (Not Shown on TV):

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3232470

EXTRACT:

SIDHU (With left hand index finger raised): Oye Niketan ke Sir pe Belan oye? Kyun nominate naheen ho sakta Kaptaan? Main kehta hoon woh Senapati hi kya jo Jung se peechhe hat jaaye, Woh Raja hi kya jo dushman ko peeth dikhaaye-------Guru, kucchh paane ke liye kucchh khona padta hai----Bhole Shankar ko zeher ka ghoont peena padta hai------

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2. SELECTION MEETING-BB6 CONTESTANTS:

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3233093

EXTRACT:

After lot of deliberation, Big Boss and Sallu settle for long legs of Karishma Kotak and Bengali charms of Sayantini Ghosh.

They are discussing who to pick from other models------

SALMAN: Abey,-Abey Big Boss-Ye-Ye, Ye Kacchhe waali ko lo---Ye badhiya hai.

BIG BOSS: Kacchche Waali?? Aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain Salman?'

SALMAN: Nayin Nayin! Nayin Nayin!------------------- Theek keh raha hoon main.---------- Kacchhe waala mast ad kiya thha isne. ----------Ye toh Bada TOING hai---ye dekho---You Tube mein---

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3. DAPPER-DASHER DHARAMVEER IN BB6:

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3234016

EXTRACT:

What was all that fuss like,"Big Boss mein Nanga Naach hota hai, Main 'Us Type' ki naheen hoon bhai, Main waisi ladki naheen hoon----Mera toh thoda sa cleavage expose ho jaaye toh main ghar se naheen nikal sakti----------

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4. RAJIV PAUL-ISN'T HE A NAQLI GUY?

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3234347

EXTRACT:

As soon as this guy landed in house, fully aware that 55 Cams are there to catch his every hiss and piss, this fellow offers a 'LOUD PRAYER"-----"Bhagwaan, mujhe sabke saath acchha rakhna---wink-wink-----Sab kucchh theek karna------ummm--aaan---ohhh-----ouchhh----Baaki toh aap sab jaante hi ho Bhagwaan!"

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5. FUNOPIS OF DECEMBER 12th EPISODE

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3235647

EXTRACT:

Dillu feels some Puppy licking her feet and obviously being one who doesn't like Dogs, she kicks the puppy with a,"Huttt! Huttt! Door Huttt!"----Cam zooms in and alas! Its no puppy! It is Dillu's Ex-Pillu, Rajeev Paul! Rajeev retreats with a sob!

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6. KITTHE PHANS GAYE SHERRY PAA JI?
 
http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3235788

EXTRACT:

Who has he been locked up with? A Pillu chasing his Dillu, A Toing Kacchha Model + Another long legged one, one blonde paglee kinds, One Bhojpuri bhaiyya, a cartoonist jiska hona-na hona barabar hai, one over acting small time comedian!

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7. KRAANTIKAARI SAPNA BHAVNANI

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3237802

EXTRACT:

---------------"Mera toh thoda sa  , cleavage expose ho jaaye toh main ghar se naheen nikal sakti-----Main waisi naheen hoon----Bollywwod mein kya hota hai?----- Nanga Naach hota hai Bhai!!"-------

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8. CRUISER SCOOP- Why NIRAHUA ACTUALLY GOT EVICTED

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3238328

EXTRACT:

SAMPAT & NIRAHUA: Jee Big Bose!

BIG BOSS: Kavita ya Geet aisa hona chaahiye, jismein aapke Pradesh-UP-Bhojpur ki khushboo aaye aur Big Boss ka Mann, Prasann ho jaaye!

SAMPAT & NIRAHUA: Jee Big Bose!

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9. Salman Khan receives A Late Night Call!

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3239896

EXTRACT:

SANJAY DUTT (Remorseful voice): Tu Big Boss ko bol, is baar Sanju Baba Mannooo ko bhi naheen bolenge acchhi lag rahi hai tu!

SALMAN (Startled voice): Mannooo?? Aap Congress ke Abhishek  Manu Singhvi ko jaante ho kya?

SANJAY DUTT (Irritated): Arey Seenghvee ki Bhains ki Aankh! Mannooo Bole toh, Mannooo-----Manyata yaar---Teri Bhabhi!---------- Ok, tu Mere baare mein baat karega na Sallu, Gode Promees?

SALMAN: God Promise Baba, Karoonga.

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10. 10 FACTS SOME MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT NAVJOT SINGH SIDHU

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3240061&PID=67229001&#67229001

EXTRACT:

1. Inspite of belonging to Punjab, a state (in)famous for a heavy Sharaab & Kabaab lifestyle, Navjot Singh Sidhu is a strict vegetarian & doesn't touch alcohol!

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11. 100 ONIONS or 100 LASHES?

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3240727&PID=67274330&#67274330

EXTRACT:

Birbal said,"O Baadshaah, offer this Zaahil an option of eating 100 Onions or be served a 100 Lashes sentence!" Seemingly unconvinced, Akbar offered the choice to the wretched man.

Immediately the thief chose to eat 100 onions. With great difficulty ate 12 of them and smoke started coming out of his every orifice. He begged to be hit with lashes instead. 15 lashes and he started screaming for onions.

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12. SO MANY MEMBERS MISSING (Last Season's Tribute Post):

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3242191

EXTRACT:

See from my last season's TRIBUTE POST, how many of these and many more are missing:

Aao Baccho tumhein dikhayen Jhaanki India Forums Ki!

Bade Mazedaar Members Iske, Jinki baat anokhi Hai!!

INDIA FORUMS HAI MAST! INDIA FORUMS HAI MAST!

INDIA FORUMS HAI MAST! INDIA FORUMS HAI MAST!

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13. KASHIF WRITES TO SALMAN KHAN

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3242446

EXTRACT:

Chalo aap Bhaai ho! Chamaat bhi lagaoge toh Peer ki Dua Samjhunga Bhaai.Koi baat naheen!

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14. Sidhuism for Beautiful Ladies & Sincere Students--

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3244244

EXTRACT:

Gun naa ho toh-Roop vyarthha hai!

Hosh na ho toh- Josh vyarthha hai!

Bhookh naa ho toh-Bhojan vyarthha hai!

Saahas naa ho toh-Hathiyaar vyarthha hai!-----

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15. BIG POSS SPECIAL TASK FOR DILLU-PILLU (UNDEKHA DUET):

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3245993&PID=67502185&#67502185

EXTRACT:

PILLU (Excited): Sure Big Boss!

DILLU: Sorry Big Boss, is aadmi ke saath main koi Duet-Vuet naheen gaaungi!

PILLU (Bhikhari Gid-gidahat): Gaa le naa yaar Dillu, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

DILLU (A very hatredfull): Aye-----Huttt-ttt-ttt!

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SAMPAT (Angry as hell): Maskhari naa karein Siddhoo bhaiyya. Kauno sasur kambakhat hain ihaan, roz-roz baaathroom se botal feink det hai. Kitnaa paresaaani hoti hai roz subah-subah!

ASEEM (Nervously stammers): Sid--dhu Paa j-jji ye theek bol rahi hain. Daily main bhi apna brass----umm-------------peetal-------peetal ka Lota Dustbin se utha ke laata hoon.--------------------- Daily feink deta hai koi Sir.

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17. BIG BOSS Ki NAUTANKI (PILLU KE HAZAAR ROOP)

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3248721

All they have been showing  are hazaar roops of Pillu!

Shaayar Pillu, Cook Pillu, Sacrificing Pillu, Lover Pillu, Gum-Sum Pillu, Cheerful Pillu, Fuddu Pillu, Melencholic Pillu, Dillu ka Pillu, Sayantani-Toing-Aashka ka Pillu, Angry Middle Aged Pillu, Onion Chopping Pillu, Finger slicing Pillu, Angootha Chussu Pillu---------------------Pillu ke hazzaaar Roop!
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18. VAAYU DEVI & VAAYU DEV OF BB-5 & BB-6

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3250517

EXTRACT:
Had these two been a couple, one suspects Municipality Corporation of Mumbai would have razed down their apartment on valid grounds of pollution level exceeding the permitted norms by a whopping 1643 times!...
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RAJEEV (Siezes opportunity): Big Boss , ye chand panktiyaan maine tab likhi thhi jab Delu se pehle, main ek Kalawati naam ki ladki ka deewana thha! Pyaar se Kelu bulaata thha main usko---KELU! -------Ye maine khaas, apni Kelu pe likhi thhi -
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20. PRECAP-DAY 21 (KISSA VRIJESH KE SHIKAARI DADA JI KA):

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3253101&PID=67844315&#67844315

ASEEM (very excited): Koi Sikaar ka kissa sunaaiye na Virjess bhaiyaa!'Sunaaiye na Sikaar ka kissa?

VRIJESH: Ek din ki, baat, Daddu jungle mein---aankhein uthaayi, toh kaa dekhte hain'KI SAAMNE EK SHER!

ASEEM (Panic in eyes): Acchha! Phir?

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21. SIDHU PAA JI'S 10 COMMANDMENTS

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3254792

EXTRACT:

1.      Thou shalt have no other Gods before me. (You must not have any other God but me)!

SIDHU PAA JI's INTERPRETATION: Aham Brahamashmi Guru, Brahamm mere andar hai, Main Sikandar, Niketan Chukandar, Vrijesh Chhuchhoondar---Thoko taali----khataaak!

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22. SAYANTANI SAVED FROM EVICTION@---SEE HOW----

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3256292MAMATA: Aye paagol shaala!------- Reekwaste kaisa re? ---Homaara ORDAAR HAI YE,ORDAAR!  Cholo announcement koro'OBHI ka OBHI, ---EK DOM-TURONTO!
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23. INSPECTOR WAGHMAARE & BIG BOSS KI WAAT

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3259342

SALMAN: Kyun Aseem??

ASEEM (Stammers nervously): Jo nominations naheen karne ki baat hai, is baat se ek positivity aayi hai, ghar ka mahaul accha hua hai, is baat mein mein Sidhu ji ke saath---

SALMAN (Shrieks): Sidhu ji ke saath?? Maaroon kya bum pe laat? Bahut ucchal raha hai pehen ke Lungi? Bajaun kya TV se nikal ke Pungi???

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24. FUNOPSIS DAY 27-NIKETAN & URVASHI KA DARD

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3261942

SAMPAT(in a body squeezing hug with Urvashi): Tum naa jaana'Tum naa jaana, Urbashee, tum naa jaana----

Urvashi: mmm---ooonn------aaann-----ohhh-----ummm-----chhodiye----ummm--------Chhodiye------ please-----aaann-- haaye--aaahhh!

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Pillu sought out Sidhu Paaji and the moment I saw them together, I slapped my forehead with a,"Haaye Ram---Ye Dillu-Dillu karenga aur Paa Ji bolenge,"Arjun ki tarah Macchli ki aankh pe focused reh Guru, aur teri toh Macchli bhi poore 105 kilo ki hai! ---------nishaana chook hi naheen sakta, kaheen na kaheen toh teer lagega hi Guru!"

NIKETAN (Sheepish grin): Sidhu Sir main hamesha socks aur underwear soongh ke hi decide karta hoon, ki teesre din chal jaayega ya naheen! Sir rare case mein, 3^rd day main change kar leta hoon underwear! Socks toh 4-5 din chal jaate hain waise!  (Constipated grin)!

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If only Bheeshma Pitamaha or Guru Drona had stood up and put their foot down, even as Draupadi was being disrobed in front of a whole court by Dushashana, script of Mahabharata would have been entirely different!
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28. FUN-OPSIS DAY 31-RADHE IN BIG BOSS HOUSE

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3276563

VRIJESH (Thinks hard as if he has to crack a tough algebra theorem): Ek second---Hmmm-airhostess se request karoonga ki can I have some water please?

RADHE: Par main zor se,gusse se chillaunga O Kameeni, O Chhicchori, O lucchhi, ek large Peg whiskey ka de'IMMEDIATELY! -----Accha sun, maan le wo mere liye whiskey le aayi, but tera paani naheen laayi phir kya karega?

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MRS. NAVJOT (Suspiciously): Ki matbal? What do you mean Ji??

SIDHU PAA JI: Oye matbal ke daldal. ------------Agar main kehta ki Sana sabse jyaada sundar hai, toh aaj to mujhe choonti kaat kaat ke, mere kaan marod-marod ke pooch rahi hoti ki Karishma mar gayi thhi kya? Karishma ko sabse sundar kyun naheen bola?----Haaye-----chhadd---it hurts yaar!!!

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30. RAMSAY BROTHERS APPROACHED TO SAVE BIG BOSS SEASON-6

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3296528&PID=69652774&#69652774

EXTRACT:

Ram Say Brothers, the legendary film makers of India's staple diet of Horror classics like "PURAANA MANDIR", "SHAITAAN SAAMRI", "PYAASI CHUDAIL, "THARKI BHOOT", "KAMEENI BHOOTNI" etc., are the ones who have been made completely responsible for designing the Spooky Big Boss Village House and given a free hand in selection of Inmates for this house!

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31. MERI MEHBOOBA by CRUISING GULZAR

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3299714

EXTRACT:

Blouse Mein Dekhta Hoon Main Tumko Jab-Jab, Yaad Aati Hai  Meri Lahore ki Naukraani!

Nazrein Jab Bhi Jhukaa Leti Ho Tum Toh, Fauran Ban jaati Ho Har Insaan Ke Dil Ki Raani!!

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32. FUN-OPSIS DECEMBER 10th-IMAM KA DHAMAAL EPISODE

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3306403&PID=70124012&#70124012

EXTRACT:

IMAM: Mr. Niketan Madhok!----- Pehle toh aap hansna band keejiye! -------I am an Image make over specialist. -------Stars ki image banaata hoon main and you know your problem?--------- This LAUGH of yours! --------Hanste ho, toh aankhein poori band ho jaati hain aur model naheen, Saste Chinese Khilone lagte ho aap...jaise koi Chinese Boodha insaan khil-khila ke hans raha ho----!

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33. FUN-OPSIS DECEMBER 11th (Special Guest for an hour):

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3324229&PID=70810214&#70810214

EXCERPT: Imam Siddique has mellowed down a lot in past two weeks. Earlier he used to create a scene on seeing women's garments in bathroom. Now he has given up on that and is gently demanding that atleast, women's washed underwear be dried on separate hanger strings and men's on a separate one.

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34. EK HAZAARON MEIN, BAKHTIYAAR KI BEHNA HAI

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3330925

EXCERPT: Ye Na Jaana Duniya Ne, Delu Kyun Hai Udaas?
Iske Dhongi Chehre Pe, Pachaas Laakh KI PYAAS!

La-La, La-La, Hmm, Hey, Hey, Hey!
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WO KHAATE NAHEEN----------
----------THHOONSTE HAIN...
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36.

BIG BOSS: Rajeev, aapke saamne table par,ek machine padi hai. Is machine ke zariye, Big Boss aapse lagaatar sampark mein rahenge. Jaise hi Big Boss aapko koi bhi aadesh denge, aapko woh poora karna hoga! Theek hai?

RAJEEV: Ji Big Boss.

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37. IF BIG BOSS SEASON-6 WAS SPREAD ACROSS 13 MONTHS

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3351683

Extract:

Barah mahine me barah tareeke se
Sabka Khoon sukhaunga Main!

Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika
Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika
Re ai ai...

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38. IMAM GETS SPECIAL POWER TO SAVE A NOMINATED ONE &----

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3357586

Extract:

IMAM: Miss Aashka Goradia!-------------- You take me for a complete fool or what?------------ Do kaan kyun?  Why two ears?? Hunhh!-------- Agar aapke paas ek kaan hota toh ye Gandhi Chashma ek taraf latak naheen jaata? ----------Allah-taala ne sabko do kaan diye hain, taaki chashma theek se balance ho sake, apni jagah pe set reh sake!--------Aur munh sirf ek diya hai, taaki koi aap jaisa zaahil, munh pe chashma lagaane ki koshish naa karey. Now shut up please, will you?

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39. WHY I LIKE SAPNA-The Child & Woman Rolled in One!!

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3278843

EXTRACT: Some would remember yesterday's episode for Sapna's seemingly nonsensical rage.

Many others, including me, would remember this episode for displaying a beautiful side of Sapna-Sidhu relationship...its like a dad deliberately losing an arm wrestling contest to his 5 year old son to make his son happy...

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40. WHY HIMESH RASHAMMIYA WAS SAD DURING BB-6 OPENING

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3292896

EXTRACT:

LATA JI (Valiant resumption):  sab Ke Aangan Diyaa Jale Re------, More Aangan Jiyaa--------hawaa Laage Shool Jaisee---------------------------, Taanaa Maare Chunariyaa---

HIMESH: Teraan, teraan, teraan Suroo-ooo-000-ooonnnrrr! Ooo-ooo-ooo--nnn! Ooo-ooo-ooo-00-ooonnn!

DOGS IN CHORUS: Wow-whoo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! Wow-whooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!

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Because of this satanic number ruling his mind and eyes, Sanjav B. Jumaani instead of looking into the eyes of his female clients, slips his gaze to one and a half to two feet lower than he ideally should be fixing his gaze level at and miscalculates the count to two where it should be one actually! This is why most of his calculations go wrong, especially when it comes to his female clients!
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IMAM BANDAR: Ya Allah, kya din dikha raha hai mujhe, -------------ye toh bilkul haque-halaal baat naheen hai Rajeev Bhaiyya! -----------------Maine aapko Devta Magarmacchh samjha aap toh Haivaaniyat pe utar aaye ho. ----------------------Aapko Khuda ka waasta hai Rajeev Bhaiyya,---Mujhe naheen khelna hai ye game
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44. CONFIRMED--Big Boss Season-6 Girls in Next Salman Khan Film

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3394607
Extract:

SALMAN: Haan! Behen hi ho tum! But Prem bolo, Prem, Nikketttannn naheen!...(Phone rings)''''.Arey kiska phone aa gaya!

URVASHI (Roll of eyes, stupid squeak of a 6 year old): Main bolun? Voddafonn Kollar of thaa Wikkk ka call hai ye!---Hoye! Hoye!

Salman looks at her, fighting to control his tears and walks away!
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45. BIG BOSS KI PAATHSHAALA (Not shown on TV)

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3401165
EXTRACT:

Teacher Rajeeb: "Bark, Sana, bark."

Sana:  Ohh, "Bhow, Bhow, Bhow!'kwink  kwink khronkk! Khronkk!

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