Gossip Girl Season 6, Ep03 Full Recap & video
Dirty Rotten Scandals
Serena is an almost step-mommy? I cannot handle this. Serena and Steven and Sage are all living together and it's not going well on tonight's "Gossip Girl." Also, sequins for breakfast? Things are shaky with the waffles. Steven says he and Serena should take a break because Sage is being a mean, mean, meanie. Serena says she can handle Sage because she's been there. Oh, and Sage is dating Serena's ex, Nate. I'm sure that'll go over well. Chuck is still trying to track down what daddy did over his death day. Dan is living with Nate, who is hiding out from the revolting form of Rufus and Ivy. Nate is about to publish the first part of the Dan's expose, which is about Rufus and Ivy. Sage is pretending to be nice to Serena. Blair is asking Serena to be in her fashion show. As Serena's back is turned, Sage takes off and leads Serena a merry chase around the town. Sage wants Serena and Steven to break up. Nate tells Serena to come clean to Steven. Sage somehow ends up lying her way into Blair's fashion show. Blair lets Sage in on the condition that Serena says nice things about the collection. But we know Sage is going to make this a disaster. Blair is going a little crazy crazy. She faints because she's all tired and not eating. She's told to stay in bed and be quiet. So Chuck takes over and makes her fashion show perfect. Rufus is trying to find Dan to make nice nice. Ivy convinces Rufus to get mad. She tells him to sue the paper and Dan. Dan goes to chat with his dad and remind him that Ivy is a big, giant con artist (which we know is true). Rufus is not happy that Ivy told Gossip Girl he was going to sue. Wait, are we at a party? We are! And it's only halfway through the show. Let's hope Blair's fashion school goes well because Serena is boasting about how great and upper class the show is. Then Serena ticks off the Women's Wear Reporter Nelly Yuki, who already hated Blair. I don't know how to describe Blair's collection. Tropical birds amongst kelly green? Anyway, when Sage walks down the aisle, she takes off her clothes and stands around in her underwear. Serena acts like this is an outrage and storms off. And then the fashion people get upset that a 17 year old is walking down the runway in her underwear. Which WHAT? Isn't that the standard? I'm confused. I cannot suspend reality that much, even for GG. Ivy and Rufus are having a fight, and she says Dan has become an Upper East Side prince. Which may be true because then Dan screws over Nate by selling the rest of his serial expose in Vanity Fair, when Nate had depended on it for the Spectator. Dan has no friends left now, right? Blair thinks Serena told Sage to take off the dress. Serena thinks Blair told Sage to take off the dress. It was Sage's precious idea. Her daddy is mad. Blair is upset that everyone trashed her show. Chuck makes her feel all better. Nelly Yuki is trying to hit on Dan and he blows her off so meanly that you know there's going to be payback.
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Chuck's continuing investigation into his father's dirty business dealings leads him to an unlikely party with Manhattan's wealthy and powerful elite, where he hopes to find the one person who can tell him the truth about what Bart is hiding. Meanwhile, Serena and Steven decide to reveal their romantic histories so they aren't surprised by anything, but neither is prepared for what is learned or what each other's reactions are. With The Spectator in jeopardy after Dan has decided to publish his book elsewhere, Nate must make a difficult decision to keep it in business. A new character is introduced when Serena bumps into James, a charming 16-year-old from a wealthy part of Chicago who currently attends the same boarding school that Serena went to in Connecticut. They bond over stories from the Knightly School. Serena realizes that she and James have similar stories. Later, Serena invites him to a party at Blair's. Also, Georgina pushes Dan to choose a worthy person to date in order to boost his image, but he finds himself drawn in a different direction to an unlikely person.
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